darth vader from planet vulcan!

Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!”

If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts talking about that “fake geek girl” nonsense, not only do you know that you should stay far, far away from him, but you also get to tell him he’s one to talk about people not having enough nerd cred

Because you just watched a “Back to the Future” reference fly straight over his head

anonymous asked:

Asexuality doesn't exist. You shouldn't put a label on humans at all. Period. Everyone feels something.

Silence, human, I am Darth Vader, from the planet Vulcan. Your argument is invalid. 

(This is the dumbest argument against asexuality I’ve ever heard. Because if I don’t feel sexual attraction, I don’t feel aaaaannnnyyythiiiiing oh my gooooosh. Yeah no. We’re not robots, idiot. And if we were we’d have taken over the world by now. Skynet will rule.)

-Kieren