Darren shoves a hand full of potato chips into his mouth with one hand, while the other expertly handles the game controller. “And then at lunch, Chris said-”
“MOTHERFUCKER,” Joey shouts as his man takes an assisted suicide dive off a cliff. Darren’s his best friend and all, but he’s totally that dick that’s effortlessly good at everything… including video games. It’s actually unfair that he can play one handed and still kick ass.
Darren just laughs. “No, that would be way inappropriate, we eat surrounded by middle schoolers.”