Headcanons for Soda as a Dad

A/N: I hope you enjoy this, @calliefaith03! I posted a rough schedule a while back and I want you all to ignore it. I’ve deviated it from it a lot and there’s no hope of getting back on track

Word Count: 168

Headcanon Count: 14

Warnings: None

Pairing: Soda Curtis x Reader (feat. your kids)

- In your house, you do pancake breakfasts every Sunday
- Some Sundays, Uncle Two-Bit comes over and helps the kids and Soda make his special Mickey Mouse-shaped pancakes
- Your and Soda’s kids have the tuffest hair around
- Soda teaches his son from a young age to grease his hair properly
- Your kids also learn to defend themselves from a young age
- Soda’s the dad that all of your daughter’s friends have a major crush on
- He’s also the dad that all of your son’s friends love because he and Uncle Steve teach the kids about cars
- Soda loves to tell your kids embarrassing stories about the gang
- Particularly embarrassing stories about Uncle Dally
- “Now, don’t tell Uncle Dally I told ya this story, got it?”
- Soda tucks his kids in every night
- He always tells them a funny story before turning out the lights
- And he always, without fail, tells his kids that he loves them before kissing their foreheads goodnight

I'm having an identity crisis.

I have always been known to obsess over my Johnnycakes. But, something recent has occurred. I requested ships from the wonderful @johnnyscake and @pass-me-a-cancerstick. The results were the same. Darrel Shaynne Curtis…I feel as if my life has been turned upside down.

However, Darry was one of my favorites of the book/movie. So, I feel as if it is appropriate to show my dad some love, if my followers don’t mind. But, I’m definitely not changing the username, it’s too precious. Love you all!

“My baby”

I said, holding a picture of someone older than my father.

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: You know, some guys my age man… they forget about drinking milk. I don’t know why, maybe they forget how good milk is. Milk’s great. It’s natural, uh… it’s satisfying. I like it when it tastes cold. You just can’t beat it. So don’t you forget it. I’m drinking milk for good.

psychic: what the fuck


The Outsiders (1983) Dir. Francis Ford Coppola

“I used to talk about killing myself all the time, man. But I don’t wanna die now. It ain’t long enough. Sixteen years ain’t gonna be long enough. Hell, I wouldn’t care so much if there hadn’t been so many things I haven’t done yet. So many damn things I ain’t seen or done. That time when we were in Windrixville was the only time I’ve ever been away from my neighborhood.”

do you think c. thomas howell wakes up every morning grateful that he got cuddled by rob lowe <i>and</i> ralph macchio?????


“ You think my old man gives a hang if I’m dead in a car wreck or drunk or in jail or something, he doesn’t care but that doesn’t bother me. You’re not going anywhere.”