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The Phil Collins Hangover

According to Finnish animated sitcom Pasila there are at least 8 stages of hangover:

  1. Mild
  2. Bad
  3. Extremely bad
  4. Painful
  5. Semi-paranoid
  6. Paranoid
  7. Mandolino

but the worst of all is

The Phil Collins Hangover

The Phil Collins Hangover causes everyone and everything to resemble Phil Collins. Even Paul McCartney will look like Phil Collins.

The full scene can be viewed here (no subtitles though)

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how to be drunk in finnish

Basics

  • olla humalassa, kännissä (“to be drunk”, the most common ones)
  • olla päissään (lit. “to be in one’s heads”)
  • päihtynyt, juopunut (”intoxicated”)

Tipsy

  • olla hiprakassa, huppelissa (”to be drunk”)
  • pienessä sievässä (lit. “in a small pretty”)
  • laitamyötäisessä (lit. “in broad reach”)
  • pöhnä (state of being drunk)

Very drunk

  • olla jurrissa, tuiterissa (”to be drunk”)
  • olla naamat, lärvit (lit. “to be faces”)
  • nakit silmillä (lit. “wieners on eyes”)
  • perseet olalla (lit. “asses on shoulders”)
  • tuubassa (lit. “in tuba”)
  • olla ihan tillintallin (lit. “to be all doodly-do”)
  • pelti kiinni (lit. “sheet metal closed”)
  • tuiskeessa (lit. “in a blizzard”)
  • seipäässä (lit. “in a stake/pole”)
  • vetää perseet (to get drunk; lit. “to pull asses”)
  • vetää pää täyteen (to get drunk; lit. “to pull one’s head full”)
  • räkäkänni (state of being drunk; lit. “snot drunkenness”)

Hangover

  • krapula (”hangover”, the most common one)
  • krappe, rapsa (”hangover”, derive from krapula)
  • darra (”hangover”, slang) 
  • kankkunen (”hangover”, lit. kankku=buttock and -nen=diminutive)
  • kohmelo (lit. kohme=stupor; numbness due to cold)
  • morkkis (”moral hangover”; when you regret everything, not only after drinking but also in general)
  • dagen efter (lit. ”the day after” in swedish, also used by finnish-speaking finns)
  • kanuuna (lit. “cannon”) 

anonymous asked:

Tru, Anakin, Darra

anonymous | send my muse three names for fuck, marry, make out with | (accepting)

Right away, and with probably a bit more bite than is strictly needed, “Fuck Anakin.” 

It’s just so satisfying to say.

“I think … marry Darra. And make out with Tru.”