you know what I really need rn? 

a westallen parallel gifset 

of earth-1!barry saying “I love you” to earth-1!iris in 1x09 and her replying “aww, I love you too”

and earth-2!iris saying “I love you” to earth-1!barry in 2x13 and him replying a little shakily “I love you too”

  • The Master:*is in a crowd and can’t find the Doctor*
  • The Master:*cups his hands to make a megaphone*
  • The Master:COME BACK TO YOUR MASTER, YOU OLD FOOL!!
  • *no answer*
  • The Master:YOUR TASTE IN CLOTHES SUCKS, THETE!!
  • *no answer*
  • The Master:*annoyed* YOUR TARDIS IS AN OLD RUSTY DYSFUNCTIONAL PIECE OF TRASH WHICH YOU CAN'T EVEN FLY PROPERLY, HUMANS ARE MINDLESS APES AND TEA IS DISGUSTING!
  • The Doctor:*shouts across the crowd* HOW DARE YOU KOSCH!!
  • The Master:*smirking* There he is.