darla&alfalfa

If The Fanged Four had Tumblr blogs
  • Darla:has a designer theme, reblogs selfies of attractive men with 'I could just eat you up :)', mostly follows classical music blogs, always browses Tumblr with a glass of wine, has blocked the rest of the Fanged Four
  • Angel/us:black and white photography blog, soft grunge, describes self as a 'nice guy' unironically, posts Hemingway quotes, has a rain soundtrack playing over his blog, vague blogs about Spike
  • Drusilla:tags pictures of the stars with 'selfie', turns her visions into viral memes, has a side-blog especially for Miss Edith, vague blogs about the universe
  • Spike:80s punk aesthetic, gets into eleven Tumblr fights a week, has a private poetry sideblog that only Drusilla has the password to, posts gifs of himself smoking, flames the Billy Idol fandom with untold wrath

anonymous asked:

I was about 2 touch on Crane's depression but I see you already did so I'll just add my 2 cents. I feel sorry for him, lol. Anyone who's been stuck in a mental rut knows that pout was a last ditch effort not to cry lay down on the floor and stay there until the universe moved him. That frozen lasagna was just another slap in the face like nope, things still aren't on the upswing. Kudos to him for going on though. I would have just turned off the stove gone upstairs and cried myself to sleep. LOL

i can’t this is too much. i’m gonna be dead by the end of the episode and will be blogging from beyond the grave.