anonymous asked:

Link x DarkLink

*assumes first set like other anon*

big spoon/little spoon: Dark would be the big spoon for sure. He’s the dom after all. Hmmmm unless he’s had a bad day. Then he’s like a little kid who needs comforting.
favorite non-sexual activity: I’m thinking some sort of competitive sport. Either sparring or racing. Probably racing. I could see them having a thing for sprinting matches.
who uses all the hot water: Dark. He can’t get enough of the warmth. Link is much more conservative with the water.
most trivial thing they fight over: Either that Dark complains too much or whose turn it is to do the dishes. Can’t decide.
who does most of the cleaning: Link of course. Dark is a lazy bum when he can get away with it. Link is much more… chivalrous I suppose.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Dark again. He acts on his own behalf most of the time unless he realizes he’s being hurtful.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Depends on how cold it is. If it’s just enough that Dark is complaining, Link will do it. If it’s cold enough to piss off Dark he’ll make the call himself and give them a piece of his mind.
who steals the blankets: Dark if he’s awake, Link if he’s asleep.
who leaves their stuff around: Dark. Link is very tidy.
who remembers to buy the milk: As if Dark goes grocery shopping, and if he does, he’s probably going specifically for the milk and you can be damn sure he remembers to grab it.
who remembers anniversaries: Dark. Link is more easily distracted. Whether Dark acts on it is a coin flip.