“Are you ready ?“ she asked, spinning the chamber. Kell gazed through the gate at the waiting castle. "No.” At that, she offered him the sharpest edge of a grin. “Good,” she said. “The ones who think they’re ready always end up dead.”
“You don’t know anything about these worlds,” he said, but the fight was
bleeding out of his voice. “Sure I do,” countered Lila cheerfully.
“There’s Dull London, Kell London, Creepy London, and Dead London,” she
recited, ticking them off on her fingers. “See? I’m a fast learner.”
V.E. Schwab, A Darker Shade of Magic
Summary: Fred sends reader a Howler during lunch which begins to shout pick up lines at her.
Warnings: mild suggestive comments
REQUEST IMAGINES, PREFRENCES
You swear that you have never been more embarrassed in your life.
It had been a rather bland day, slow classes, boring lessons. Of course your boyfriend, Fred Weasley, had taken note of this. He had seemed to be planning something, as the mischievous twin usually is.
You had no clue of what the clever plan would be this time. But, Fred does go out of his way often to show you how he feels. And you couldn’t wait to see what he had planned.
Dinner had finally rolled around and an old, grey, owl swoops down from the window, along with various other birds. The birds all dropped packages or letters of varying colors and sizes. One small red envelope drops in front of you.
You recognize this type of letter almost immediately and think of what could possibly lye inside it.
A Howler. That’s what you received. Your mind trailed through all the things you could of possibly done wrong.
Hesitantly, you open it and the letter forms into a man’s mouth. It begins to open its mouth to speak, but you didn’t expect the words that came out next…
“Hey Y/n,” your boyfriends voice echoes from the paper throughout the Great Hall, even catching the attention of the professors table.
“Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.”
You face turned a darker shade of red than the Gryffindor robes. But no, the Howler didn’t stop there, it continued. The comments became more and more suggestive by the minute.
“Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?”
“Are you using the Confundus charm? Are are you just naturally mind blowing?”
The pickup lines went on. Then the worst thing possible happened.
“When I’m around you I become a dragon, cause you make me feel horny.”
Your face was deep in your hands by then. And you never felt like coming out.
Soon enough you hear the paper go up in the air and shoot off like fireworks. You look up, expecting a wave of laughter, but instead you get many suggestive grins.
And from across the Great Hall, there your boyfriend stands, waving you over to the Gryffindor table. Knowing that will be enjoyable than your table, you go and join Fred.
As you sit down, he wraps his arm around you and smiles his infamous cocky smile.
“How’d you like my note?” He was winking so often you thought he had something in his eye.
“Yes Y/n darling?”
“Remind me to kill you later.” You exclaim, filling up a plate.
“Sounds like a plan!” He exclaims, scooping up mashed potatoes.
We're gonna make a new movie called Frozen that uses elements from the Hans-Christian Anderson story "The Snow Queen" to create a unique story about two princesses, one of which has a terrible curse.
Disney Fanboys and Fangirls:
OMFG THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE THE ANIMATION IS PERFECT THE CHARACTERS ARE PERFECT AND THE STORY IS PERFECT
wtf they just recycled the character models from Tangled for these characters which are very obviously the only thing worth talking about in this film
We're gonna make a new film called Big Hero 6, which is based on the Marvel comic of the same name, about a roboticist who learns of a criminal plot and gets the help of a team of crime fighters in the investigation.
wtf they used a model from Tangled and Frozen on exactly one character so let's focus all our attention on that single character from a POSTER and claim that Disney isn't making diverse characters despite the fact that the other characters include a Japanese man, a Japanese woman with a new model, and an African American.
Disney Fanboys and Fangirls:
THAT CHARACTER IS SO OBVIOUSLY DIFFERENT LOOK SHE HAS HAIR TWO SHADES DARKER THAN RAPUNZEL'S SO YOU'RE DEAD WRONG ABOUT THAT THEY ARE BEING UNIQUE