Hey there, bros and gals, Listener Rixa here with a fantastic new fashion approved by the Unholy Matron herself! The absolute latest in Dark Brotherhood gear, yes indeed it is… THE SHROUDED PONCHO!

Ever caught unprepared in that beautiful Skyrim weather we always hear about? Do the shrouded robes that come standard in every assassin’s kit just not have enough shroud in ‘em for you? Well suffer no more, men and mer, the Night Mother has heard your pleas and sent this stylish cozy garb direct to YOU for only 19.95 septims extra upon completion of the contract of your choice! Because if you’re going to assassinate people, you should assassinate 'em dressed like you belong in a Peruvian folk band. Nobody suspects the Peruvian Folk Band.