Okay, real talk here, how the fuck did Siegward get his armor stolen? Did Patches just knock him out or something and take it? And how did he get him down the well? Sieg’s probably not a very small dude, he wears the Catarina set AND uses a zweihander without fatrolling, so he has to be pretty built. ??? Like, hypothetically, if we had to apply logic to it and not see it as an event that just happened, how would it have gone about?

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Stranger: HOW IS GRANDPA GWYN

Stranger: DAMN STRAIGHT DAD

Stranger: PRAISE THAT SUN

You: I AM NO DAD

Stranger: wat

Stranger: but dad

Stranger: you are my father

You: jeez

Stranger: my daddy

Stranger: “jeez”

Stranger: *wipes anime sweatdrop*

Stranger: i can feel your meme levels

Stranger: they’re pretty high, as expected from my father

Stranger: you must be at least a level 9 memelord

HELP