Okay, real talk here, how the fuck did Siegward get his armor stolen? Did Patches just knock him out or something and take it? And how did he get him down the well? Sieg’s probably not a very small dude, he wears the Catarina set AND uses a zweihander without fatrolling, so he has to be pretty built. ??? Like, hypothetically, if we had to apply logic to it and not see it as an event that just happened, how would it have gone about?