dark disco

Signs as long emo song titles

Aries: welcome to the black parade

Taurus: I write sins not tragedies

Gemini: a little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me

Cancer: disloyal order of water buffaloes

Leo: honey this mirror isn’t big enough for the two of us

Virgo: there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey you just haven’t thought of it yet

Libra: London beckoned songs about money written by machines

Scorpio: lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

Sagittarius: you’re crashing but you’re no wave

Capricorn: I’m not ok I promise

Aquarius: my songs know what you did in the dark

Pisces: nails for breakfast tacks for snacks