dario-gay

listen jojo’s bizarre adventure isn’t that complicated. dio brando son of the deceased dario brando is a gay piece of shit with woman hating personality disorder who kills a few dogs in his quest to reclaim the ill-gotten wealth of the bourgeoisie joestar clan and then becomes a vampire on accident because hes a gay piece of shit idiot and also he could have like just chilled out and lived life fine as a vampire and just chilled the fuck out if he wasnt such a dramatic gay idiot. so he like died because he couldnt chill. and thats what jojo’s bizarre adventure is about