Okay first OFF. LET’S START WITH THE GODDAMN HIGH TECH SETTING THAT LOOKED SO LIT , I THOUGHT I’D LOSE MY SHIT , BUT THEN FREAKING KIM NAMJOON SHOWS UP AND WALKS LIKE A BOSS WITH PURPLE HAIR AND I CHOKED ON MY BREATH AND THEN THERE WAS LIKE AT LEAST 30 BACKUP DANCERS DRESSED AS NINJAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE GOING FOR A WILD CONCEPT THIS TIME. AND THEN FREAKING , SON OF A AGUST D , SHOWED UP IN RED AND I PULLED ON MY HAIR CAUSE HOW DARE HE DYE HIS HAIR WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS AND RAP AS IF IT’S NO ONE’S BUSINESS. AND THEN FREAKING JUNG SON OF A MISCHIEVOUS DARK LORD FETUS KOOK RANDOMLY FREAKING SHOWED UP WITH HIS STUPID PINK HIGHLIGHTS , SEXY JACKET AND I COMPLETELY LOST MY SHIT.CAN WE TALK THREE SECONDS ABOUT HOW F*CKING TALL HE LOOKS IN THIS MV. LIKE WTF .AM I IMAGINING THINGS. AND THEN KIM TAEHYUNG AND HIS BANDANA , LIKE F*CK , SON , I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE A NICE KID ?!!! HOW DARE YOU PULL A FOREHEAD ON ME LIKE THIS. I CRIED A LITTLE (OR MAYBE A LOT) AND JUNG F*CKING HOSEOK , YOU SON OF AN EVIL. THAT GUY OWNS HIS INTRO FOR WINGS , CAUSE SHIT , HE’S THE EVIL’S REINCARNATION IN HUMAN FORM . HOW DARE HIS WEAR THESE TIGHT PANTS AND THAT STUPID CAP AND ACT ALL SWAG WHILE I’M TRYING TO REMAIN CHILL BUT I CAN’T CHILL CAUSE ITS FREAKING BTS AND THEN IT HAPPENED…. CHOKE ME JIMIN APPEARED AND I CHOKED ON MY WATER CAUSE HIS GODDAMN PINK HAIR , HIS NOTES AND FOOTWORK ,WE’RE ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL . YOU CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH PARK JIMIN TRIED WRECKING ME AND JUNGKOOK TOGETHER . I’M SURE JUNGKOOK CRIED SECRETLY AFTER HE WATCHED THE MV , CAUSE JIMIN BE HAVING WAY TOO MUCH EFFECT ON EVERYONE. SOMEONE PARK THIS JIMIN CAUSE I CAN’T .AND THE KIM FREAKING SEOKJIN AND HIS DANCING LIKE HOLY SHIT, HE’S SO GOOD ??!!!HIS GORGEOUS JACKET OMGGDFSHSJSLSLSLZLS SJDJDM HE ETHEREAL BEAUTY MAKE PUNCH A WALL. BTS RUINED ME. SOMEONE COLLECT ME
When I was 12 I loved Annabeth because like…she didn’t really give a shit about what she looked like, and there would be moments where Rick would say “She woke up with a rat’s nest” or “She didn’t have time to brush it” and yeah. That meant a lot to little me. So here are some headcannons based on my own blonde, thick, curly hair experiences.
When she was living on the streets with Luke and Thalia, she wouldn’t really brush her hair. Sometimes she would, but she would only comb through the top later bcuz she was young and in a rush, so there was this giant hidden knot of tangles at the base of her neck.
(Thalia eventually had to cut off the clump because it was so gnarly. Annabeth named it “George”)
Back when she was still living at home, her stepmom would force her to sit down every morning so she could comb through the bed-head. She would rip the brush through Annabeth’s hair, and roll her eyes when she started crying. “Stop being dramatic. It’s not that bad.”
Because of that ^^, Annabeth’s head is basically numb now??? Like, you could tear out a clump of hair and she would hardly react.
She can’t fit all her hair under a hat. Even when it’s in a bun. It’s fucking impossible.
She gets tons of questions like “What shampoo/conditioner do you use?” and she’s like “…uh, whatever’s in the shower?? Department store shit?” and they nod like she’s just given them sage haircare advice.
Annabeth doesn’t cut her hair short. She can’t make herself, even though she knows it would be more practical to have short hair but…she can’t. It’s not a vanity thing. Her hair is unique, she knows this, and it’s sort of become a part of her. Like a calling card.
She feels the same way with dying her hair. Sometimes, she really hates being blonde, because there’s always some fuckboy who’s like “lol ur blonde u must be a dumb whore” which is stupid and doesn’t even make sense, but some ppl actually slut-shame her about it. So she keeps the color because fuck those people.
People are always asking to braid her hair. All the time. It’s fucking annoying.
(The only person she lets braid her hair is Piper because she actually knows what the fuck she’s doing.)
Some people just…touch her hair. Like, random strangers. In the grocery store, at the movies, in school. OMFG all the time in school, the kid sitting behind her will reach out and pat her hair, and she’ll turn around to glare and they’ll just be like “what?”
She plays with it when she’s hyper-focusing, twirling and twisting it around her fingers. Once when she was 13 a group of girls started teasing her about it. “Why do you always play with your hair? Do you think your special? Are you trying to flirt? You’re so weird and gross.” She stopped playing with it in public after that.
She ALWAYS has hair-ties. ALWAYS. She’s that girl with, like, four hair-ties on her left wrist at all times. You need a hair-tie? Go to Annabeth, she’s gotchu.
All of her hair-ties break, though. Like, they just snap. She has to buy the super durable ones.
The only people who are allowed to play with her hair without asking for express permission are: Percy, Piper, Hazel (although she always asks anyways), and Rachel.
OMFG Rachel and Annabeth and Hazel bond over their curly hair. Like, they each have different kinds of curly hair, but they can all bond together over it.
Like, someone says “you can’t comb your hair in the shower” or “do you ever brush your hair?” and Annabeth, Rachel, and Hazel share a Look.
Annabeth went through a phase where whenever someone would say something like “OMG i would do anything to have your hair you’re so lucky,” she would respond with “ok i can shave it off and glue it to your head if you want” with a complete straight face.
She gets headaches when she wears high ponytails.
Her hair gets REALLY poofy when she brushes it out. Like, just a cloud of poof. It’s such a relief when she does this sometimes, because it sort of takes off a lot of its weight.
If she ever does cut her hair, she’s going to donate it. All of it.
She hates it when ppl call her “blondie”. Even Percy.
She’s actually broken a few hairbrushes before. But now she knows what kinds to buy.
For the last time, no. She doesn’t like straightening her hair. It takes forever, it’s really hot and uncomfortable, and it never stays. It’s stupid.
NO. BANGS. NEVER.
She can totally hide things in her hair. Sometimes ppl will stick pencils and pens in it. Percy and Piper have a game where they try to see how many things they can fit in her hair without her noticing.
She has to braid it when she swims. Like, none of that majestic hair-flowing-underwater crap. If her hair gets wet, it will tangle, and brushing that shit out is a pain in the ass.
She’s recognizable in a crowd. She sort of likes that.
Sometimes, Percy will refer to her hair as a lion’s mane. She sort of likes that.
Generally, she doesn’t really care about how it looks. It poofs up when it’s summer, it turns dark when it’s winter, and it will get tangles no matter how many times she brushes it. She doesn’t have the time or energy to care.
She doesn’t shave her legs, because who gives a shit? (also she’s blonde so the hair doesn’t really show up, so if she did care that wouldn’t be too much of a problem.)
Just….Annabeth dealing with her hair like only Annabeth would.