don’t touch me with Niko/Darijo, and that fucking narrative oh my god.
DUDE I KNOW. I KNOW. I. KNOW. it hurts so much. everything about both of them hurts constantly and then put them together and it’s just. SUPER PAIN AND SUFFERING DELUXE. but also so tender? they lived the best and worst together? niko was his captain and then his coach and then neither and now darijo’s on his way to walking that exact same path, and hopefully it’ll work out better than it did for niko, but realistically probably not? IT’S JUST A LOT.
How dare those asshole Croatian hooligans ruin this game for their captain. How dare they. On this day! Heartless motherfuckers. His father was buried yesterday and this is how they repay him? By throwing fireworks at his face! I’m fucking furious!!!