dare to be a daniel

imagine whatever you’d like ;-)))

daniel being done with ur attitude and bullshit, which leads to rough sex and him punishing you.

c0bainsgun  asked:

47, dan

#47 “Go on, I dare you”

“We’re going to be late Daniel! What are you even doing?” You walked into the lounge to find Dan on his laptop editing his newest video.

“We have plenty of time love. We’re not meeting everyone until 7. We have at least.” Dan paused looking at the clock on his computer.

“It’s 10 to 7. ” Dan started to type a little more feverishly on his laptop than before. You looked at him in disbelief that he was still on his computer. “ what the fuck are you doing? We’re going to be late to the birthday dinner at the restaurant. ” Dan didn’t even bother looking up at you as he continued to type away ignoring you.

“I promised to upload this video this evening and I only need a few more minutes to go.” Rolling your eyes you made your way to stand in front of Dan giving him your best disappointment mother look.

“You also promised your friend that you would be there on time! If you don’t stop this instant I will take your computer away. It won’t be the first time you haven’t uploaded a video in time. Just finish when we get home. ” You finally got Dan’s attention as he looked at you with that stupid smirk plastered on his face.

“You’re going to take away my laptop? Well, go on, I dare you.” Was Dan trying to call your bluff? Crossing your arms you gave Dan a little huff letting him know you were serious.

“I will! Watch me.” With that, you reached for the computer from his lap before he pulled it quickly away from you.

“Please love five minutes. I will set it to automatically upload while we’re out. I just need to finish the description and a few other little things.” He flashed his giant dimple filled smile at you with the big puppy dog eyes to match.

“If you’re not in the doorway in 12 minutes I’m leaving without you!” Dan took his small victory before quickly setting back to work. “You’re a little shit.” You yelled leaving the room.

“I know. But I’m yours.”

Completed blurbs

I dare one more person to call Danielle a slut/whore or say she wants Justin or is guilty of flirting as hard as he is. She does not like his advances and has pushed him away a number of times. Justin however is targeting Danielle because she chose Shane over him.

the signs as things my friend kassandra has said
  • aries: get your nipples out of my snapchat
  • taurus: can you buy me plastic carrots?
  • gemini: did i ever tell you my middle school blocked me on twitter because i retweeted something with "oh my god that's my ass"
  • cancer: do your boobs ever confuse you?
  • leo: *applying purple lipstick* yeah you should probably do it because right now it looks like you just gave barney a blowjob
  • virgo: *at 10pm* i have a milk fact
  • libra: "the flower crown is overrated" shove my flowers up your ass
  • scorpio: this dog has a higher sex drive than i do
  • sagittarius: i got white leather vans, i can finally be damn daniel
  • capricorn: don't you dare salt me you crumb
  • aquarius: can i be "the hottest goose" in your phone?
  • pisces: babe, can you cream cheese my bagel?

“Hey hey hey darling hey-”

“Oh my god Daniel what!” 

“I’m horny,”

“When are you not?”

“We should have sex,”

“Right now?”



“What babe, please?”


“Why not? I’m not ugly! I thought you loved me, Y/N”

“I do love you and you’re gorgeous but I have stuff to do later and i don’t want to shower,” 

“Then we can just fuck in the shower,” 


“Fine you’re just going to make me jerk off like a teenager?”


“Ugh! What did i ever do to you?!” 

“Well right now you’re being annoying, and now I’m thinking about it so I’m horny too so fuck you,”

“Aha! I win!” 

“Daniel shut the fuck up and kiss me,” 

actual conversation between you and daniel bc he’s a horny man child

Daniel seems like one of those classic high school guys that comes off as this total badass that smokes and doesn’t give a shit about anyone or anything. but on the inside he’s the worlds biggest geek who loves Marvel and wears his big round glasses as much as possible and owns multiple scarves even though he lives in California.