dapper fellows

I Hate Loving You

Request: “Hey there! Could you do a Newt x Reader where they are roommates and at first it’s kind of a love/hate thing but then they fall in love - though they don’t admit it. Then one night the reader brings home a date (because shes trying to move on because she thinks Newt won’t ever want her) and Newt gets jealous and scares him off. Then they finally admit their feelings? Thanks!! X”

Pairing: Newt Scamander x Reader

Word Count: 1469

Warnings: implied smut

“Newt!” You called out, gripping an empty milk carton in hand. “Newt come here!”

You heard a tussle from the bathroom, and a couple mumbled curses, followed by the rapid slapping of bare feet on tiles.

“Newt, what have I told you abou-“ You paused, suddenly becoming flustered as the shirtless man emerged, his expression anxious. Your eyes lingered around his heaving torso, his toned abdominal muscles contorting gently with his breathing. You chanced a glance down at the towel wrapped around his lower half, your eyes widening in embarrassment as Newt smirked bashfully.

“You were saying?” He uttered gently.

“Just… try not to drink all the milk next time.” You spoke with your eyes cast downward, fingers awkwardly tapping on the marble bench top.

He chuckled, running a freckled hand through his wet locks.

“I’ll do so when you stop eating all of my caramel sweets.”

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sciienc  asked:

why do you like the benman so much? (a genuine question; I hope it's not taken in a mean way!)

you’re good dw asjdnfkj 

the text i wrote is kinda long so I put most of it under read more, it’s important to mention tho that this analysis only exists bc I talk day and night to @instishoot about him, so I have to credit her here as well, and without her I wouldn’t have come up with even half of it ❤

I think the biggest factors why I love him so much are his role in the plot and his personality bc Benny is not quite what the game (but also he himself) makes you wanna believe he is.

The game (in the beginning) does everything to portray him as some sort of a ruthless mobster villain, someone who’s all business, nothing personal. The entire scene with the Khans is so overly dramatic (I mean, he’s trying to execute you in the middle of the night, under a full moon, with Vegas in the background), he takes the chip from you (in the beginning you dont even know what’s for, just that it’s apparently very important) and “kills” you after dropping a phrase like “hey kid no hard feelings right :)”, so after you wake up in Doc Mitchell’s house you only know two things: this guy stole your package and he’s also an asshole. so you make your way to Vegas, fighting off countless enemies and monstrous beasts, until you finally reach the Vegas Strip and enter the Tops, and that’s where the funny part kicks in:

he’s nothing like you remembered him.

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Fictober Day 3: Magic (Witch!Mercy X Reader)

I’ve very proud of myself for keeping up on this so well so far. I thought it’d be a lot more stressful but I’m actually having a good time. ^^

So here’s another long fic. 

Feel free to tell me what you think of these as well!


You were enjoying the long walk home from work, window shopping and basking the in soft breeze of fall. However, along your way you kept seeing the same eye-catching purple and gold poster plastered on every phone post and in every window, something about a magician, and you finally had to stop and read one. 

Stopping to sit on a wooden bench where yet another poster was stuck, you carefully removed the paper and looked it over. A dapper looking fellow with black curly hair and a mustache to mask was posed dramatically across a good portion of the paper, all grins and doves flying from his hands. 

Maestro Magic!, the poster spelled out in flowing golden letters, Come watch a once in a lifetime performance for one night only!

In smaller, tamer print on the bottom of the poster the date and location were posted; it was tonight and at the an oddity shop downtown, close to where you worked. 

To anyone else, it may have looked like a phony event or an act for children but you were someone who always had a little hope in their heart that the impossible was in fact possible. With a grin, you folded up the paper and stuck it in the pocket of your jacket, made yourself a reminder on your phone so you wouldn’t forget the event, and continued your walk home to change and grab a quick meal before your new nighttime plan took place.

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just because I feel like it, here’s the DS characters’ commentary on copies of themselves


GENERIC = “Stars and atoms! Are you my doppelganger, %s?”,
ATTACKER = “Yeesh. Do I always look that creepy?”,
MURDERER = “Your existence is an affront to the laws of science, %s!”,
REVIVER = “%s has expertly put our theories into practice.”,
GHOST = “Better concoct a revival device. Can’t leave another man of science floating.”,
FIRESTARTER = “Burning that wasn’t very scientific, %s.”,


GENERIC = “Hey! That’s my face, %s! Give it back!”,
ATTACKER = “You’re makin’ us look nuts, %s!”,
MURDERER = “Murderer! Burn the impostor!”,
REVIVER = “Haha, nice one %s.”,
GHOST = “Is that really what my ghost hair looks like?”,
FIRESTARTER = “Burny twins! High five.”,


GENERIC = “Hello friend %s! We must arm wrestle!”,
ATTACKER = “%s will make a worthy fight!”,
MURDERER = “We will see who is best Wolfgang! Raaa!”,
REVIVER = “%s is nice man. Like me! Ha ha.”,
GHOST = “World needs more %s! I will get heart!”,
FIRESTARTER = “Wolfgang cannot trust even himself not to light fire!”,


GENERIC = “She looks sad…”,
ATTACKER = “%s… she’s no sister of mine.”,
MURDERER = “Have we not seen enough death, %s?”,
REVIVER = “I hope Abigail doesn’t like you more than me…”,
GHOST = “At least a heart could return one sister to this world…”,
FIRESTARTER = “Fire probably isn’t the method I would choose…”,




GENERIC = “Ah, greetings %s! Fancy seeing you here.”,
ATTACKER = “%s’s immoral acts are putting holes in my multiverse speculations.”,
MURDERER = “I am my own worst critic!”,
REVIVER = “Our knowledge comes in handy, doesn’t it, %s?”,
GHOST = “All our self-help books will finally be put to use, hmm %s?”,
FIRESTARTER = “Book burnings are quite gauche, %s.”,


GENERIC = “%s! Fancy seeing another Canadian here.”,
ATTACKER = “%s isn’t a true Canadian…”,
MURDERER = “Hey, c'mere %s! I’ve gotta AXE you question!”,
REVIVER = “%s is a Canadian patriot, eh.”,
GHOST = “Canadians gotta stick together, %s. Let’s get a heart.”,
BEAVER = “Been there, bud.”,
BEAVERGHOST = “You’re gonna have one monster headache after this, buddy.”,
FIRESTARTER = “Those fires are kind of counterproductive now, eh?”,


GENERIC = “Hail, %s, fellow shieldmaiden!”,
ATTACKER = “%s is tempting fate.”,
MURDERER = “There can be only one!”,
REVIVER = “%s, the perfect warrior!”,
GHOST = “You’ll not away to Valhalla without me, %s. A heart!”,
FIRESTARTER = “A fellow Viking, forged in flames!”,


GENERIC = “A spiderfriend! Hi %s!”,
ATTACKER = “Ah! We look scary when we’re mad!”,
MURDERER = “We won’t let you hurt our friends!”,
REVIVER = “%s likes helping ghosts, just like us.”,
GHOST = “Oh no! We should help ourselves!”,
FIRESTARTER = “Spiderfriend, why did you light that fire?”,


GENERIC = “What a dapper fellow!”,
ATTACKER = “I know that look, %s. What are you up to?”,
MURDERER = “Old habits die hard… and so will you!”,
REVIVER = “Trust only yourself, hey %s?”,
GHOST = “I’ll have to pay in blood to bring you back, %s.”,
FIRESTARTER = “Do not blow this for us, %s.”,

Sinister and Rotten

(I wrote a smutty one-shot fic for Vampire!Vanoss and Delirious and this is what happens when I don’t sleep when I’m supposed to.)

Word Count: 3,298

Jonathan enjoys the sinful things in life such as indulging in gay porn and is in fear of his family relations regarding his sexual orientation so he frequents a church to rid himself of sin. However he encounters a handsome devil that makes the temptation so much worse.


Sex, Swearing, Blood/Gore.

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Inktober #6/Day 11: Presumptuous

You buy your friend a 700$ suit and suddenly he thinks he’s allowed to like, touch you.

So for today’s Inktober I inked and colored something drawn by my partner @salavante, as I had done for them (Found Here). These dapper fellows are Nezariah Rainier (L) and Griminka Radkos ®, both members of the OPDI; but where Nez is a Tinkerer and therefore sort of an egghead, Grim is a Protector- a Ranger-esque individual who has a magical connection to the land they patrol.