dap me up

Transported
To
A remenant
Think any Susan Sarandon, Goldie Hawn movie,
Wait I think they only did one movie together
Anyway
Dalmatians
Golden retrievers
I’m so that dad
Divorced
Where my daughter from the UK
Comes to visit
And we’re eating cereal
She mentions her mom
And
Low key
I’m thinking I wanna dip back
Hahaha
You know a dip back
Dap me up
Whisper in my ear
Set the decorations
I’m on season

Today, my coworker learned who I was.

Soooooo, I had told my store manager that I needed the 29th off because I have court, and that I was actually super excited so of course she was like ???, because who is ever excited for court, so I told I her to google “movemojito” and this was Friday as I was leaving.
This morning when I got in she said she couldn’t find it, so I pulled it up on my phone and one of my coworkers came in and I was like “I’ve seen that video” and I was like “yeah dude, I go to court with her soon”, and his face….y'all his face😂
He was just like “YOOOOOOOO THAT WAS YOU?!” And I was like “unfortunately.” and he actually came and dapped me up😭
He goes “I seen that shit on worldstar and I was dying”
The store manager got an absolute kick out of the whole thing😂