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Frey Succession

So my earlier answer on Frey descendants made me want to draw up an ordered succession for the whole Frey line, as it stands at the end of ADWD/beginning of TWOW (spoilers for the Theon sample chapter). This is a list of all known dynasts of Lord Walder’s line, not including those dead by ADWD/TWOW, those ineligible to inherit (like fifth son Septon Luceon), unborn children (like Joyeuse Erenford’s child), and obviously Walder’s bastard children. 

  1. Edwyn Frey (firstborn son of Lord Walder’s eldest son Stevron’s eldest son, Ryman) 
  2. Walda Frey (Edwyn’s only daughter) 
  3. “Black” Walder Frey (second son of Ryman) 
  4. Perra Frey (daughter of Petyr Frey, third son of Ryman)
  5. Walton Frey (third son of Stevron) 
  6. Steffon Frey (elder son of Walton) 
  7. Bryan Frey (younger son of Walton) 
  8. "Fair” Walda Frey (only daughter of Walton)
  9. Walder Vance* (elder son of Stevron’s daughter Maegelle) 
  10. Patrek Vance* (Maegelle’s younger son) 
  11. Marianne Vance* (Maegelle’s daughter) 
  12. Emmon Frey (second son of Walder Frey) 
  13. Tywin Frey (elder son of Emmon’s eldest son Cleos) 
  14. Willem Frey (Cleos’ second son) 
  15. Lyonel Frey (second son of Emmon) 
  16. "Red” Walder Frey (third son of Emmon) 
  17. Aegon Frey** (elder son of Lord Walder’s third son Aenys) 
  18. Robert Frey (elder son of Aenys’ second son Rhaegar) 
  19. Jonos Frey (younger son of Rhaegar) 
  20. "White” Walda Frey (daughter of Rhaegar) 
  21. Zachery Frey (son of Tytos Frey, only son of Lord Walder’s fourth son Jared) 
  22. Zia Frey (daughter of Tytos) 
  23. Kyra Frey* (daughter of Jared) 
  24. Walder Goodbrook* (son of Kyra) 
  25. Jeyne Goodbrook* (daughter of Kyra) 
  26. Hosteen Frey (Lord Walder’s sixth son) 
  27. Arwood Frey (only son of Hosteen) 
  28. Androw Frey*** (twin son of Arwood) 
  29. Alyn Frey*** (twin son of Arwood) 
  30. Ryelle Frey (elder daughter of Arwood) 
  31. Hostella Frey (younger daughter of Arwood) 
  32. Alesander Frey (elder son of Lord Walder’s seventh son, Symond) 
  33. Bradamar Frey (younger son of Symond) 
  34. Alyx Frey (daughter of Symond) 
  35. Danwell Frey (Lord Walder’s eighth son) 
  36. Amerei Frey* (eldest daughter of Lord Walder’s ninth son, Merrett) 
  37. "Fat” Walda Frey* (second daughter of Merrett) 
  38. Marissa Frey (third daughter of Merrett) 
  39. Sandor Frey (son of Lord Walder’s tenth son Geremy) 
  40. Cynthea Frey (daughter of Geremy)
  41. Raymund Frey (Lord Walder’s eleventh son) 
  42. Malwyn Frey (eldest dynastic son of Raymund) 
  43. Jaime Frey*** (younger twin son of Raymund) 
  44. Tywin Frey*** (younger twin son of Raymund) 
  45. Serra Frey*** (twin daughter of Ramynd) 
  46. Sarra Frey*** (twin daughter of Raymund) 
  47. Cersei Frey (youngest daughter of Raymund) 
  48. Lothar Frey (Lord Walder’s twelfth son) 
  49. Tysane Frey (eldest daughter of Lothar) 
  50. Walda Frey (second daughter of Lothar) 
  51. Emberlei Frey (third daughter of Lothar)
  52. Leana Frey (fourth daughter of Lothar) 
  53. Jammos Frey (Lord Walder’s thirteenth son)
  54. "Big” Walder Frey (Jammos’ eldest son) 
  55. Dickon Frey*** (younger twin son of Jammos) 
  56. Mathis Frey*** (younger twin son of Jammos) 
  57. Whalen Frey (Lord Walder’s fourteenth son) 
  58. Hoster Frey (son of Whalen)
  59. Merianne Frey (daughter of Whalen)
  60. Perwyn Frey (Lord Walder’s fifteenth son)
  61. Osmund Frey (son of Lord Walder’s sixteenth son Benfrey)
  62. Della Frey (daughter of Benfrey) 
  63. Olyvar Frey (Lord Walder’s eighteenth son) 
  64. Wendel Frey (Lord Walder’s nineteenth son) 
  65. Colmar Frey (Lord Walder’s twentieth son) 
  66. Waltyr Frey (Lord Walder’s twenty-first son) 
  67. Elmar Frey (Lord Walder’s twenty-second son) 
  68. Perriane Frey* (Lord Walder’s eldest daughter) 
  69. Harys Haigh* (eldest son of Perriane) 
  70. Walder Haigh* (son of Harys)
  71. Donnel Haigh* (second son of Perriane) 
  72. Alyn Haigh* (third son of Perriane) 
  73. Lythene Frey* (Lord Walder’s second daughter) 
  74. Damon Vypren* (son of Lythene) 
  75. Elyana Vypren* (daughter of Lythene) 
  76. Rickard Wylde* (son of Elyana)
  77. Morya Frey* (Lord Walder’s third daughter)
  78. Robert Brax* (eldest son of Morya) 
  79. Walder Brax* (second son of Morya) 
  80. Jon Brax* (third son of Morya) 
  81. Tyta Frey (Lord Walder’s fourth daughter) 
  82. Roslin Frey (Lord Walder’s fifth daughter) 
  83. Arwyn Frey (Lord Walder’s sixth daughter) 
  84. Shirei Frey (Lord Walder’s seventh daughter) 

*Assuming that female Freys who marry other lines don’t surrender their inheritance rights to the Twins - probably not, but a note here in case 

**Aegon “Bloodborn” is currently an outlaw, which might mean he’s no longer in the succession of the Twins, but since we know almost nothing about him, I included him where he would be all things being equal 

 ***Depending on which twin is the elder, these places might be reversed

Out of a Screen

AN: A fic made of texts I can’t remember the name if there is one

Summary: Dan finds a number on a wall and he’s bored so hey why not text it and see what happens?

Warnings: None I think

Mainly fluff, tiniest bit of angst, but not really…

August 2009
From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Sup

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
Sky

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Well aren’t you a smart ass

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
Well aren’t you a stranger

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Fair point, actually. Should I start again and forget this ever happened?

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
Yeah that might be a good idea.

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Right okay.

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Hi my name is Dan and I found your number on a porn site and I was bored so I was like hey why not text it.

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
What?

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Fine it was on a wall but me being bored still stands.

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
I was gonna say! It’d never be on a porn site, it’s all fluffy unicorns over here.

From: Dan
To: Unknown Number
Right…and who are YOU?

From: Unknown Number
To: Dan
Hi I’m Phil and I just randomly received a text from an even more random stranger at 2am, and you will decide if you still want to know me by the end of this conversation.

October 2009
From: Phil
To: Dan
You free tmrw?

From: Dan
To: Phil
As in, to meet? Are you serious?

From: Phil
To: Dan
Why wouldn’t I be? :)

To: Dan
From: Phil
Then yes yes yes

February 2010
From: Dan
To: Phil <3
You have no idea how happy I am right now.
March 2010
From: Phil <3
To: Dan
I love you x

From: Dan
To: Phil <3
I love you too x

May 2011
From: Phil <3
To: Dan
What would you say if I said I was right outside your window rn?

From: Dan
To: Phil <3
I’d say do I have to get out of bed it’s 1am

From: Dan
To: Phil <3
You’re not actually outside are yo- YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

From: Phil <3
To: Dan
Surprise?

From: Phil <3
To: Dan
Can you quit staring and let me in pls, it’s cold out here.

September 2012
From: Phil <3
To: Dan
I can hear you from my room. Dan, it’s 5am, go to sleep. And if you can’t, come cuddle with me?

From: Dan
To: Phil <3
Can we do that more often? Like, if I never sleep in my own bed again would you mind?

From: Phil <3
To: Dan
But then you’d have to sleep with me…
Hmmmm
I think I could cope ;)

January 2013
From: Dan
To: Phil
I am so so sorry

From: Dan
To: Phil
I can’t believe I did that

From: Dan
To: Phil
Please

From: Dan
To: Phil
The only wrong person is me and I don’t know how I could ruin you I would understand if you never talked to me again

August 2014
From: Dan
To: Phil
Have you got the flowers? Oh god I can’t believe I put you in charge of anything for our wedding oh god

From: Dan
To: Phil
HAVE YOU GOT THEM

From: Phil
To: Dan
It’s okay, I’ve got them, I’m on my way now x

From: Dan
To: Phil
ABOUT TIME

From: Dan
To: Phil
I am never putting you in charge of the cake that’s for sure

March 2015
From: Phil
To: Dan
Have you picked Maisie up yet? Does it really take you this long to fill in the forms? Dannnnn

February 2030
From: Dad
To: Maisie
Please come home soon your father has me trapped on the sofa watching Buffy again

Boer Zoekt Vrouw 2015, Aflevering 3: Een lesbische Mary Poppins, de autosleutels in een fruitschaal, de Vinex en een erotische supersoaker.

Ik heb na afloop van deze Boer Zoekt Vrouw mijn oogbollen in de Glorix gehangen om dat wat we aan het einde van deze aflevering zagen. Dat met Geert. Dat. Met dat gesmak. Al hadden we het natuurlijk wel aan kunnen zien komen. Want holy moly. Dave Roelvink schudt meewarig het hoofd wanneer hij Geert aan het werk ziet. Zo erg is het inmiddels al. 

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