I’ve been meaning to post this a while ago but in light of recent events it seems appropriate. Thank you again to @rufiozuko, homestuck trash, for signing my friends photo! You gave her hope when we had yet to learn of a release date for Hiveswap!
“Why do we smile? Why do we laugh? Why do we feel alone? Why are we sad and confused? Why do we read poetry? Why do we cry when we see a painting? Why is there a riot in the heart when we love? Why do we feel shame? What is that thing in the pit of your stomach called desire?”
Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe, Benjamin Alire Sáenz
(I play as a CN half-elf sorcerer named Dante, my friend plays a CG gnome druid named Tiktik. Earlier in the session, Dante had been trying to seduce a local NPC maiden, and Tiktik had used prestidigitation to turn his hair pink. Now we are in a dungeon and the light has gotten too dim for our human monk and ranger to see)
Me: Is there anything around to make into a torch?
DM: No, just some pebbles on the ground, too small to use as lights.
Me: ok, I want to cast it on Tiktik.
DM: Light doesn’t work on living things.
Me: ok, I cast it on her leather armor.
DM: *snickers* ok, I’ll allow it. Tiktik’s armor is now glowing with soft light that illuminates the cooridors enough that your companions can see now.
Dante: Oh lookie! A walking torch! Now we don’t have to carry one. Be a good lantern and light the way.
Tiktik: *casts prestidigitation to make Dante entirely pink*
i actually imagine dina being totally awkward with messier eyebrows and a bigger nose (LMAO SHE DEFS HAD A NOSE JOB OR SOMETHING LATER ON) and dante was really into playing basketball, it was his life!!!