dans face i was smiling so much

anonymous asked:

Thoughts on the new gaming vid? They seemed so happy and cute and lighting has improved everything A++ ^_^

(faceapp)

  • 2 seconds in and i’m already shook i can’t believe this is real we are literally looking into their new house they are literally actually filming in a new HOUSE and it’s all just too much to process
  • phil sitting cross legged on the same old futon and fixing the tetris lights and balancing them and the pacman light on cardboard boxes is all too cute his enthusiasm is too much for me and dan definitely thinks it’s so cute too and this whole intro is just so soft
  • i love that phil owns up to the fact that this was his idea while dan is tryna go for his traditional ugh this is too stupid and vapid and too mainstream and not creative enough shtick. phil giving no fucks about a got damn quality threshold is my kink
  • when phil is attempting to take his neutral expression selfie and slightly pouts and he and dan giggle (i’m being generous w that term bc dan’s was more like a squawk tbh) at the exact same moment i just smiled so hard. they’re so cute. and they’re both apparently kind of uncomfortable w the notion of like trying to look sultry in photos which is why that pouty expression made them laugh immediately, and also is a good precursor to the whole discussion that comes later about phil’s ladybird selfie
  • dan’s look into the camera at 2:13 gave me lifeeeeee i like that he’s trying to shade phil for taking forever to get his fuckin selfie but instead he has this ever so subtle up tilt to his lips bc he can’t completely hide his smile ughaierjoaierj
  • omg underrated discussion in this video: at 2:26 once phil has finally succeeded in taking the selfie he turns to dan and says “i look alright there” but w the intonation of a question, like he’s literally asking dan for affirmation that he looks good and  not only that but he full on turns to look at dan and gauge his reaction and that felt so special and genuine to me??? like??? not a sort of thing i would expect to see tbh? and in general this video was obvi silly and just a bit of fun but also i thought the level of feedback they were giving each other on their photos and the way they were reacting was all so,,, warm and comfortable and surprisingly open. in this instance i’m also just frustrated bc dan was about to say something in response to phil asking dan if he looks alright, but he cuts himself off. he says ‘that’s an excep—’ and it def sounds like he was gonna say exceptional or exceptionally and i need to know what his thought was. i also like that the thought he interrupts himself with is about phil still having slight crazy eyes. we’ve talked about phil’s own explanation for his wide-eyed deer-in-headlights expressions in selfies a bit on this blog. according to him, he resorts to doing that bc having his photo taken makes him uncomfortable, so it was cute to me that dan noted that phil still did a little bit of the wide eyes without giving any context for why he was pointing it out bc it’s just an understood thing that they obvi have talked about a lot
  • 3:14 dan’s horrified and squeaky “what have they done to your face?” is so good. it’s just. so good. he sounds so outraged that they’ve fucked w phil’s face i lov it
  • 3:20 is the besttttttttt. this is the exchange where dan teases phil for being old and i love everything about it i love how dan made that comment without even thinking which sort of suggests that teasing phil for being old is just a regular/habitual thing and i love the way phil reacted bc it wasn’t rly irritated or even mock irritation in the end. instead he just played along w dan’s joke and accepted it and the whole exchange was so warmmmmmmm and comfortableeeeeee and flirtyyyyyyyyy and it reminds me of a few other comments that dan has made here and there that allude to their age gap and they’re always v cute and gentle teasing and it’s just so good
  • 3:42 they’re talking about the ‘old’ selfie and 1. dan is captivated and i can literally see him contemplating his future w phil lmao and 2. phil talking about joey graceffa and calling him good-looking w a blatant pause before he said that, making me wonder if he was going to use a word that was a bit more emphatic than “good-looking” either way i’m into it and then there’s a blatant jump cut and i’m wondering if they had a lil side conversation about joey being cute lol 3. phil is still looking at dan basically every time he makes a comment and it’s rly surprising but lovely 4. dan needed to come in w that compliment about old phil rocking current phil’s fringe and how cool he looks :) 
  • here’s dan howell caught right in the act of contemplating growing old w phil:
  • bless them for calling out how dumb the concept of a “female” filter is. also dan’s once again violent reaction to phil in the female filter is so cute and funny i love how incensed he is with the whole concept of anything being different about phil’s face
  • 5:36 dan looking at phil in the male filter and saying “you look so average” in such a disappointed tone is rly one of the best fucking things i’ve ever seen in my life. i’ve often thought about dan’s attraction to phil being based in some of the things that are most striking about his appearance. for example he always talks about how black phil’s hair is and how pale his skin is and back in the day he obvi left that infamous comment on phil’s dailybooth about how blue his eyes are and i feel like dan is probs drawn to these features that are just,,, extreme,,, and i love that even a slight change to phil’s jawline/face shape made dan think phil looked decidedly more average precisely bc what he loves about phil’s face are all the things that aren’t average at all!!!! i’m emotional!!
  • phil was so hype to see all of dan’s ones!!!! i’m crying!!!!! the way he was doing his hee-hee laughs and bouncing up and down quite literally and like hitting his hands on the table and saying things like i wanna be friends w him instead of you and ‘i wanna see old danny! old danny slice!!!’ like calm down mate!!!!! ur cute!!! we know u think dan is cute!!! y do u love every single version of him so much!!!! when he sees the old one he immediately says he likes it and compliments it!!!!! when he sees the old one on the daniel x dream pic he calls him cute!!!!!! and then makes this face at dan while dan looks at it!!!!!! 
  • help!!!!
  • dan talking about embracing makeup was amazing and phil being totally down with it and immediately suggesting a smoky eye look and consulting some tutorials was also amazing and i hope thats something they’ve discussed before tbh
  • dan @ manly dan: ‘i mean i would.’ nice. dancest is real and it’s right before our eyes ppl
  • 8:28 dan saying he hates his current profile picture was so surprising and lovely when he gave his reason—it doesn’t reflect his natural curls. i’m honestly so pleased to hear that he views the natural hair as such an important change for him that he wants his display pic (something we know he spends way too much time thinking about and therefore treats as an incredibly important thing) to reflect this shift
  • 9:05 ahhhh the controversial dan reactions to phil’s ladybird selfie. here’s the thing. i think when dan says it’s a “really cringe selfie” he’s talking about the discomfort they both feel about doing posed/sultry shots. he corrects himself after phil protests that it’s not cringe to saying it’s only slightly cringe instead of really cringe, and that he should’ve included an ironic (i hate dan’s use of the word ironic so much bc he often uses it when what he really means is “sarcastic” or, in this case, self-deprecating/humorous) caption. when phil then says that he did use a funny caption, dan basically entirely revokes his criticism and says that phil actually “nailed it” w the photo/caption combination. basically i think both of them get embarrassed about the idea of unabashedly posing in an attractive way for photos and since they’re so close dan feels that embarrassment for phil as well. i don’t think he was saying he actually dislikes the selfie or that phil looks bad or unattractive or anything negative about phil himself. the only comment i did find questionable was when he almost said that the smile filter was an improvement!!! it seemed weird when compared to how much he disliked all the alterations to phil’s face on the first picture lol but then he also made fun of it so i didn’t take it to mean that dan literally thought the filter is an improvement to phil’s real face, just that it was pretty remarkable how cleanly the filters worked on that particular selfie
  • overall: really liked this!!!!!!! such a good intro to the new office!!! such a warm and chill lil vid where they were mostly casual and just being so soft and flirty w each other and basically calling each other cute in creative ways whats not to love about that it was great
Stood Up?

Summary : Dan gets stood up and Phil (a stranger) decides to act as his date so that Dan doesn’t feel bad. Also because he thinks Dan is kinda cute.

words : 2457

Genre: fluff

Dan squirmed in his seat, shifting uncomfortably and fidgeting with his hair as his stomach tied into knots and realization crept onto him. His face burned with humiliation as the occupants of the nearby table stared at him with a pitiful expression, looking away as soon as Dan turned his gaze towards them. His vision became blurry as tears threatened to fall from his wet lashes. He blinked hard, trying to dispel them and maintain a straight face as he came to terms with the fact that he had been stood up.

He pulled his jumper sleeves past his fingers - something he did when he was nervous - and wiped his eyes discreetly. He gazed out of the huge French windows he was sitting beside, trying to take deep breaths and tell himself that he’s fine, that everything was fine.Just as Dan was starting to calm down, the waiter showed up for a second time, asking Dan if he would be joined by company soon.

Dan just sighed, trying to convince him that his date would be arriving soon. He was embarrassed as it was, and the waiter’s smug expression didn’t help his confidence.

“Yes don’t worry, my boyfriend will be showing up soon and then we’ll order.”, he huffed out for a third time, gritting his teeth in exasperation.

The waiter gave him a disgusted look upon hearing the word “boyfriend” but covered it up with an uninviting smile before Dan could react. He gave Dan a withering look and went back to a corner from where he fixed his unwavering gaze on him.

Dan felt awful. He couldn’t believe Brendon, his boyfriend of two months had stood him up. He knew how anxious and awkward Dan got in social situations, and yet he did this to him, not bothering to call him and cancel the date.

Dan didn’t know what to do, his appetite lost. He decided to just order something and ask the waiter to pack it for him and leave the restaurant as soon as possible. With a defeated expression he gestured for the waiter to come over, trying hard to ignore the presumptuous smile on his face. He didn’t meet his gaze as he opened his mouth to speak, and just as he was about to admit to the waiter that company would not be arriving after all, a tall man burst through the doors Dan was seated across from, striding over to his table - his black hair in a windblown quiff- and sliding into the seat beside him as he removed his dark sunglasses and smiled warmly.  

“Aw babe, I’m sorry I’m so late”, he said nonchalantly as he shrugged off his jacket,“traffic was nightmare”. He leaned across the table, engulfing Dan in a warm hug as the waiter’s hawk-like eyes watched them from a corner. Dan didn’t mind being hugged by the man - if only he knew what the fuck was happening. As the man pulled back, he leaned into Dan’s cheek and poked it with his nose - and Dan made a surprised choking sound when he realized that he was trying to show the waiter that he was kissing Dan’s cheeks.

Dan was too stunned to react, and by the time he wrapped his head around the fact that a gorgeous man with dreamy blue eyes and black hair was seated next to him where his date was supposed to be sitting, the waiter had already left with a disgusted and defeated expression.

The man turned back from where he was staring at the retreating waiter and gave Dan a warm smile that made him forget that he was literally a stranger he knew nothing about. He ducked in close to Dan’s ears, out of earshot of the nosy waiter and whispered, “My name’s Phil by the way. Just go with it and don’t freak out yeah?”, he said softly, his blue-green eyes glinting as sunlight washed his face in an angelic glow.  A warm glow spread across Dan’s chest and for some inexplicable reason he decided he trusted this stranger - Phil- and he didn’t mind pretending that this wildly attractive man was his actual date.

“Oh and whoever didn’t show up is a dick. If I was in their place I wouldn’t have missed this for the world.”, he added, pink dusting his pale cheeks as he softly whispered.

“T- thanks”, Dan finally spoke up, his face and neck covered in a light blush. “My name’s Dan actually, Dan Howell, and thank you so much for helping me out. I couldn’t have handled that snobbish waiter alone”, he added with a giggle, slowly getting comfortable around Phil.  

Phil just smiled in reply, extending his arm and placing his left hand on top of Dan’s that were resting on the table. Dan’s eyes widened slightly, his blush turning darker by the minute. It seemed as though Dan had been blushing a lot since Phil walked in - and with good reason too - it’s not everyday a handsome stranger with the prettiest eyes offers to fill in for your douche bag of a date.

They sat there talking for a few minutes during which Dan discovered Phil was a writer who wrote for various magazines. There was something about him, Dan realized, that made him want to get to know him better. Whether it was the way Phil’s lips curled upwards in a sharp smile at the smallest things, or the way he talked passionately about how much he loved painting, his hands jerking up in animated gestures when his words weren’t enough. Finally Dan decided he liked how easygoing and carefree Phil was, with his confident aura and his dumb dad jokes.

Soon enough Phil gestured to the waiter to bring them menus, and keeping in mind that Dan had bad anxiety, even offered to make Dan’s order for him.

The rest of the afternoon went by quite smoothly as the two talked about anime and books and their mutual dislike for sports.

At one point Phil had said, much to Dan’s surprise at his openness, that “sex is probably the only exercise I ever get, otherwise I’d be dead by now!” Dan had just choked on his drink and coughed until Phil decided to stop laughing and help him out.

Dan had claimed the only reason he wasn’t dead was green tea and “..not.. s-sex like you”, he had laughed.

“You do know I’m joking right? I mean I’m not one of those guys who sleeps around all the time”

“I mean there’s nothing wrong with sleeping around.. monogamy is just a social construct y'know?” “You don’t have to follow social constructs”, he had added as an after thought.

Phil had just stared at him for a few seconds until his face broke into a sharp smile as he said,“Finally someone who thinks the same way. You, Dan, are my kind of guy”

Phil had come to realize that the boy he had decided to help out was more than just a nervous, shy guy with blush-y cheeks and soft smiles. He actually enjoyed talking to Dan, they had the same opinions about everything, except Mario Kart where they both claimed they could “beat the other’s ass”

“Wha- Dan! You just said a potty word!”, Phil had mocked him, mimicking a small child. Dan just shoved him off with a soft giggle before quickly giving him the finger, making sure that no one noticed.

Phil gasped loudly, trying to maintain a disappointed look as he tutted in mock-disgust. “Well, well Mister Daniel, look at you, not the nice innocent boy after all, are you?”

“Hey I’m so innocent I could be a priest in a church!”

“Hmm you’d be Sister Daniel, I quite like the sound of that”, Phil chuckled.

“Shut up”

“Make me”

“You really think I’m gonna fall for that cheesy line”, Dan giggled, his eyes shining with humour.

“Yeah?”, Phil answered, his voice a bit deeper than it had been a minute ago.

“Well try harder”, Dan giggled, winking at Phil for dramatic effect. Phil took in a sharp breath, deciding two could play at this game.

The rest of the afternoon was spent with Phil trying to make Dan laugh with really cringe-y pick-up lines.

“Hey Dan, are you Gillette?” - Dan gave him a confused expression - “cause you’re the best a man can get”, Phil finished with a giggle.

“Oh for fucks sake”, Dan snorted, “that was horrible!”

“Hey Dan hey this one’s really good listen!”, Phil said excitedly, his expression resembling the one of an excited puppy, and Dan just couldn’t say no.

“Are you my pinkie toe? Because I want to bang you against every piece of furniture in the house”, Phil finished with a giggle, blushing madly as he waited for Dan’s reaction, slightly worried that he may have crossed a line.

Turns out he hadn’t, because Dan started howling with laughter, making the man at a nearby table throw them some more dirty looks. As his laughter subsided, his face a mad shade of red, Dan whined, “Phiwww we’re in public you can’t say that”, a playful glint in his eyes.

“Are you saying if we weren’t in public you’d be okay with me saying that?”, Phil teased.

Dan’s eyes widened and he mumbled out a soft “maybe?” before giving Phil a playful shove and a “Shut up! dickhead”

“sister Daniel just said another potty word!”, Phil gasped

“If you say that again I will not hesitate to punch you”

“Look at us, fighting like a real couple”, Phil said winking cheekily.

“Did I not just tell you to shut up”

“Did I not just tell you to make me?”

“I would if the waiter wasn’t watching us right now”, Dan hissed before he could stop himself.

“wait.. what?”

“W-what?”, Dan squeaked in panic, looking like a dear caught in headlights.

“Don’t think I will forget you said that, Howell”, Phil winked, taking a bite of his pasta even as Dan kicked his shin to wipe that smug expression off his face.

———-

Just as they finished having dessert, the waiter returned with their bill, and both the boys instinctively reached for their wallet.

“Oh no babe, I’m paying don’t worry”, Phil said with a smile that made Dan wander whether it was necessary for Phil to call him cute nicknames or if he was doing it for fun.

“umm.. we could jut split it..‘darling’?..”, the last part of his sentence came out more like a question and Phil had to bite back a laugh because of how flustered Dan looked.

“No, Dan, I was the one who asked you out on this date so I’m paying. Quit arguing love.”, Phil said with a gentle smile.

The waiter gave them a weird look, as if not entirely understanding the situation.  

“Yeah okay butt cheeks.. i mean  sweet cheeks - I mean wha-” Dan’s eyes widened as he was about to mumble out an apology and maybe go hide at home for 5 years because he couldn’t even speak like a normal person.

Dan couldn’t finish that train wreck of a sentence, however, because suddenly Phil was leaning in, their faces now inches apart as they shared warm breaths. Dan’s breathing was labored, his eyes half lidded and cheeks dusted with pink, their lips almost brushing but not quite.

“Dan shh shh it’s okay calm down bear, you’re alright, yeah?”, Phil mumbled softly, not pulling back. When Dan slowly began to calm down he softly asked, “Can I kiss you?”, his blue eyes searching Dan’s brown ones.

Dan had barely nodded his assent when suddenly Phil’s lips were on his, warm and soft, moving lazily and determinedly even as Dan hesitantly kissed back. Phil tasted of mint and cherries from the dessert he had ordered,and Dan was sure some people were looking at them with disgusted expressions, but for the first time in his life he didn’t care what the people thought.

They left the restaurant giggling like shool boys because Phil had used another pick up line.

“Dan this ones actually good, I promise”, he giggled. “Did you s it in a pile of sugar? because you have a sweet ass”

“I- PHIL-what”, Dan sputtered laughing hysterically. “These would get you more restraining orders than dates honestly.”

“You’re just jealous of my flirting skills”

“You don’t have any flirting skills”

“Is that why you’ve been blushing so much? Because my flirting skills are shit?”, Phil asked, a cocky smile playing on his lips.

“I hate you”

“No you don’t. You think I’m adorable”

“Fine whatever makes you shut up”, Dan rolled his eyes  jokingly.

Phil dropped Dan at his house on his motorbike, ignoring all of Dan’s comments about how he could just go back himself. And he would be lying if he said he didn’t secretly enjoy it every time Dan wrapped his arms around his torso because he was going too fast. Phil thought it was really adorable how scared Dan was and Dan thought Phil looked really hot riding a bike so neither of them had anything to complain about really.

“So I guess I’ll see you around then?”, Phil asked uncertainly as he scratched the back of his head, looking at his shoes.

Dan decided he had to act now if he wanted to see Phil again, and for once swallowing his fear and anxiousness he said, “gi- give me your phone?”

“What?”, Phil’s eyes lit up expectantly, he had not expected Dan to want to talk to him again.

“Phil I’m very nervous rightnowpleasejustgimmeyourphonesoIcansavemynumberandthenwecanmeetagain”

“what? Yeah okay here you go”, Phil quickly took out his phone, handing it to Dan who looked just as flustered as Phil felt.

Dan quickly saved his number on Phil’s phone, handing it back to him before turning around towards the building he lived in.

just as Phil was restarting his bike Dan quickly went back up to him, kissing his cheek softly as Phil let out a flustered gasp. “Thank you for making my day Phil, you’re the best”

“Am I now?”

“Shut up! I’ll call you”, Dan said, a smile playing on his lips as he walked into the building. Maybe being stood up wasn’t the worst thing in the world.

~ 15 minutes later~

To Dan : Is your offer on shutting me up still valid? ;)

To Phil : yeah :3 I will shut you up when we meet this weekend.

To Dan : we’re meeting this weekend?

To Phil : we are now. But only because I wanna shut you up. :)

To Dan : sure babe if that’s what you wanna believe

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okay so this is pretty shit.

but if somehow you liked it please like/share/reblog :)

also, English isn’t my first language so sorry if there are any errors

drunk boyfriend tag

summary: dan and phil get drunk and film the boyfriend tag (similar to what shane dawson did)

tags: alcohol, so much sweetness and cuteness your teeth will hurt, extreme fluff

by: angelboydjh on tumblr

word count: ~1.8k

first fic posted!! please, ignore any mistakes and reblog and like!! ilu!! send in requests for fics :-)

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dan and phil got a little drunk. they originally got out some Ribena, which is completely unharmful, until dan spotted vodka on the kitchen counter, which they only keep for parties. its almost gone, with a half a bottle left, so dan thought of an idea.

“phil, lets get drunk.” phil looked at dan confused; dan never really likes drinking as much as he used to, hes grown, the satisfaction of being drunk doesnt really thrill as much, and its the same with phil.

“why?” asked phil, sipping his Ribena.

“because why not! we have no meeting tomorrow, we are bored out of our minds, and itll be fun! we’ll even be safe, we can control each other well.” phil thought about it. he never really likes hangovers, who does? he gets them bad, and he knows dan gets them worse, but dan was right, they were extremely bored and had no meetings tomorrow. phil shrugged, and replied with a sure, causing dan to jump up with joy.

dan grabbed the bottle and went to phils room, closing the door, and sitting on his bed. he opens to bottle and pours a lot in his drink, doing the same to phil. there is now many 4 shots full left of the drink and dan was happy he rationed out well.

“wanna do a toast?” asked phil.

“with our vodka filled ribena?” chuckled dan. phil nodded, giggling a little.

“why not?” phil responded, and dan nodded agreeing. they lifted their glass cups up and they look at each other. “to us!”

dan laughed at the cliché, but echoed phil, and a clink noise was heard when the touched glasses. dan downed about half of his drink in that one sip, phil only taking a baby sip.

phil made a face, hating the taste of vodka. dan hid his disgust, looking at phil.

“now we wait.” dan took another sip, already feeling slightly dizzy.

*:・゚✧

dan was fully drunk. he was giggling, putting his head on phil, slurring his words, all of it.

phil was only tipsy. he didnt drink much yet, only about half of his drink. dan, of course, drank all of it, even the rest in the bottle!

“phil!” dan slurred out, and phil glanced over slowly, so he doesnt get dizzy, and raised his eyebrow. “we should do a boyfriend tag.”

phil thought about this. is he that drunk that he doesnt really care if they do one or not? yes. he doesnt really care, its not like itll be posted. phil knows better than that.

“sure.” phil got up to get his camera from the other side of the room, and dan plopped on the bed laughing at who knows what.

it took phil about 2 minutes to set up everything for filming, and an extra 5 minutes to find good goddamn questions.

he finally found some question, a total of twenty. he can barely read them because of his blurry vision, and since he didnt have neither his contacts or glasses on. so he grabbed his glasses from the bed side and put them on to see if itll help. nope. he took another sip of his drink and locked his phone. he’ll cross that bridge when he gets to it. he gets up and turns on the camera, praying to god its in focus.

“dan, its on, we are filming.” once those words left phils mouth, dan shot up from phils bed and looked at phil.

“okay, okay, okay, okay,” he kept repeating that until he finally was next to phil on the bed facing the camera. phil giggled at dan, dan looking at him with his red cheeks.

“okay, ready, babe?” asked phil, seeing double of dan. dan nodded, and smiled at phil and then at the camera.

“okay,” phil breathed in and then ‘took in his persona’.

“hey guys!” he said cheerfully, but all it did is make him dizzy. dan was like, on top of phil, so hes grateful that he was, or phil wouldve fallen over.

“im here with dan.” phil pointed at him, and dan waved, his white oversized cat shirt being exposed, and you could even see his naked legs, since hes wearing shorts. “we are doing the boyfriend tag.” phil said slowly, and dan nodded jumping up and down on the bed.

“phil is my boyfriend! boyfriend phil! philip lester, boyfriend!” he yelled, making phil giggle.

“okay, want ask the questions, or do u want me go ask them?” asked phil to dan.

“ask me the questions! then we will do it back!” dan suggested, and phil nodded encouragingly.

“okay, first question.” phil unlocked his phone and read it very carefully.

“when is my birthday?” he asked. “bonus points for the zodiac sign!”

“january 30th, that makes you a……” he strung out the 'a’ to think. “an Aquarius! aquarium.” he laughed, and phil chuckled.

“correct baby.” he leaned in to kiss dan, and dan kissed him, tasting of vodka and ribena.

“okay, now,” phil was going to go to the next question, but dan protested.

“now do mine! do mine!” dan pouted, crossing his arms.

“june 11th! youre a gemini.” phil stuttered out, making dan laugh.

“lucky guess.” he muttered jokingly.

“next question,” phil scrolled down the page. “where did i grow up?”

“im too drunk for this phil!!” he moaned out. “the north! thats all youre getting.”

“well, youre not wrong.” said phil. “ill give you the point.”

“what about me?” asked dan.

“the south.”

“ugh! exact place!”

“not fair, you didnt do that for me!”

“ugh, whatever.” dan pouted again.

“wipe that pout off your face princess.” phil whispered, grabbing dans chin.

“im just kidding philly!” dan kissed phil, getting him off guard.

“okay, next,” phil asked. “whats my middle name?”

“michael! these are too easy! i want harder ones. test me!” dan groaned out, and phil rolled his eyes.

“okay, okay,” phil said. he scrolled down to another website, which had different questions. “how about this: where was our first date?”

“EASY!” he yelled, throwing his hands up. “well, kinda,” he muttered. “its hard!”

“well, tell me.” phil said suggestively, leaning closer to dan.

“we first met of course at the train station,” he muttered out. “and then we went straight to your house, and, did things. does that count as a first date?” this took him way too long to say, as he was stuttering madly.

“yes, it does. great job, cutie.” phil said happily and leaned in for a kiss.

“okay, let me ask the question!” phil started to give him the phone, but dan refused, saying he wants go make one up.

“whats the first thing you notice about me?” he asked a bashful.

“your smile.” phil said simply. no explanation was needed to make dan feel all warm inside. dan covered his face and leaned on phils shoulder, grinning like mad.

once he got up, he looked at phil, seeing his wonderful, eyes.

“you know what mine is.” he muttered, almost inaudible. it was phils turn to blush. they lean in and kiss once again, but longer than before.

when they pulled apart, dan was seeing actual stars, and couldnt even understand what was happening, completely forgot about the video.

“oh my god, i love you so much.” he said in a shush tone, with phils hand on his cheek. they were only a few inches away from each other, and phil loved it. phil was exploding every inch of dans face, and so was dan. every moment phil made, it made him more dizzy and more dazed, but he didnt care.

within a few moments, they both locked eyes, and somehow, both remembered they were recording.

“uh, one more question,” phil stuttered out, as dan looked around for his almost empty drink. “okay, last question. what is my favorite color?”

“easy, blue.” dan said, as he drank his final sips of his drink before crushed it and threw it.

“hey!” phil protested, looking over at the cup.

“ill pick it ip later, babe.” dan slurred out almost incoherently. “whats mine?”

“easy, pink.” phil mocked. dan smiled softly, putting his arms around phils neck, phil put this hands on dans waist.

“what kind of pink?” he muttered, with his sloppy grin on his face, his curly hair perfect in tack still. (which surprised phil)

“pastel.” dan groaned jokingly, letting his head drop down onto phils shoulders.

“oh my god, i tried to trick you!” dan yelled.

“well, you didnt. 8 years of friendship pays off.” phil joked. dan put his head on phils shoulder, his head facing the camera.

“can we finish? i wanna cuddle with you watch disney movies.” phil chuckled and nodded.

“we’ll finish, lets do the outro.” phil tapped dan, so he can get up from his shoulder, but dan didnt move a muscle, indicating hes not moving.

“okay, well, goodbye everyone, please like a subscribe to me and dans channel, and our gaming channel! love you!” he waved and awkwardly looked at dan.

“i need to turn off that camera baby.” dan groaned and got up from phils shoulder. phil got up and turned off the camera, sitting right on his bed again next to dan.

“can we just cuddle?” phil can tell dan was getting tired, and getting all drained. he gets like this when hes drunk, but also after recording videos.

“of course, princess.” phil laid down, then wrapping his arms around dan who is not next to them. they peacefully fall asleep, with the lights on and phils snoring.

*:・゚✧

it was the morning, and phil is posting his premade video on lessamazingphil, just a quick vlog from florida. its taking surprisingly long to process, since its only 2 minutes, but phil didnt question it. its almost done, so phil went to go see dan, who has the worst hangover ever.

“how are you baby?” asked phil, laying next to dan.

“better, how bad was it?” he asked, and phil laughed.

“you were fine, not as bad as a few months ago, but you were not any better.” dan groaned, and at that moment his phone dinged. he unlocked his phone to see the notification, YouTube popping up, and it was phils new video.

“uh, phil.” dan said.

“yes?” phil hummed.

“you posted the wrong video.”

“what?” phil yelled a little too loudly for dan, as he backed away and gave phil his phone in just one beat.

“i uploaded our drunk boyfriend tag.” dans eyes widen.

“we filmed a video? no way, i dont remember this. did we kiss?”

“i was drunk too!”

“well, i would keep it up.”

“why?”

“we already made this mistake once, lets just let them have what they want.”

Your Name and Kiss Belong in the Same Sentence

Summary: Neither Dan or Phil has ever had a boyfriend before and they think that part of the reason might be because nobody even realises they like boys.  So, as best friends do, they decide to pretend to date each other, that way at least it’s obvious they aren’t straight.  And with an agreed upon set of boundaries, nothing can go wrong.  Right?

Word Count: 9k

Warnings: swearing, anxiety attack, underage drinking/alcohol

A/N: me actually finishing a fic?? who knew this was even possible anymore lmao (although i found 6k of this already done in my drafts from october so?? does this even count).  also tysm to leah for letting me scream at her about this and for editing it for me, you’re the best <33

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Dan and Phil had been best friends for what felt like forever.  They had grown up together, in houses only a few blocks away and couldn’t remember a time where they hadn’t known each other.  They had always been Dan and Phil, their names never separated.

Everyone had warned them that friends often grow apart over time, especially as they moved from middle school to high school.  For some reason people seemed to think that there was no way that the two boys could stay as close friends as they were forever.

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1. I’m in love with your boyfriend.

UGHHH THIS IS MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT ACTUALLY WRITING A PHAN ONESHOT. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS BUT HERE IT IS AND I’D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU LET ME KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS WITH COMMENTS AND LIKES!

Also if you like the oneshot, let me know and comment some prompts because I’ll do them :)

SUMMARY: Dan’s girlfriend Ella comes to stay with him and Phil for a week and Phil is shocked by how he feels about it.

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anonymous asked:

I'm just. Well. Dan and Phil huh. I'm like

WHAT THR FUCK HONESTLU!!!!! today’s the day i’m litro moving out and i watched this on my phone m in between bouts of vacuuming and sneezing from an allergy attack and i am crying????!! IN MY EMPTY CLOSET??!!!!!!! i can’t believe so many things including

1. how good and soft they looked i felt a bit awestruck

2. the fact that we saw dan in phils new “”“"bedroom”“”“

3. phil dragging dan a little for the rebrand and calling him daniel

4. the way they talked about what last year and this year meant for dan omg all that stuff about triumph and success and hard work paying off and this yr being the end of a phase or an era and the start of a new one and a time to explore new opportunities and let his real personality shine thru a bit more and also how phil kept hitting dan in excitement while he read those bits before dan himself even rly said anything bc phil knows what dans years have meant to him just as much as dan does and to see them just like make wide eyes at each other as they mutually recognize how spot on these assessments were wowowoowowowow im ded???

5. them sort of openly mocking the notion of “masculine energy”

6. obviiiiiii THAT WHOLE BANANA BIT like WHAT THE FUCK,?? HALF THIS CIDEO WAS JST PHIL FUCKING W DAN AND THEY JST KEPT SO MUCH OF IT IN and Holy Shit man that was some of the cutest shit i’ve ever seen i mean phil was full face giggling so hard and dan reacted so hilariously and he was tryna seem OUTRAGED AS HE SLAPPED PHIL W A BANANA BUT HIS FACE WAS ALL SCRUNCHED N SMILEY TOO AND HE THINKS PHIL IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ITS PAINFUL and then the way he just sort of manhandled him and pulled him back to stick the banana down his shirt as recompense i mean srsly what kind of gross absurdly flirtatious bullshit i smiled so much my face hurt

7. oh and OF COURSE how could i even FORGET phil referencing ppl interested in seeing him and dan have sex and just giggling about it nothing awk or uncomfortable jst straight up acknowledging that ppl want that but never making it seem like the concept of doing dan is outlandish and all of this on his main fucking channel i am IN UTTER SHOCK AND DISBELIEF. WOW.

they’re just. in such a good place right now. it’s remarkable on every level and i’m fucking overwhelmed and enthralled and sosososo painfully happy for them fuckkkfjfjfjrj

Stitching Up the Seams

Summary: Phil can’t help but notice the boy with dead eyes who wears baggy jumpers all the time and barely talks anymore. Not being able to stand how sad he looks, Phil begins to slip notes into Dan’s locker in hopes of raising his spirits.
Word Count: 2216
Warnings: Implied self harm (doesn’t describe it at all, just implied), cussing, depression
Title Credit: Such Small Hands - La Dispute

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There is a boy with mocha hair and caramel eyes that turn slightly mahogany in the sun who has a dimple in his pale cheek and has long fingers that shake slightly whenever he talks or even when he reaches for things or writes. There is a boy with dark circles under his eyes who comes to school sometimes with curly hair and wears baggy sweaters that he constantly pulls over his hands like he’s nervous about something.

Phil didn’t know what he was nervous about.

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Words Never Last

Summary: When Dan and Phil are informed that their daughter punched another student, they must figure out why. However, to do this, they have to face an incredibly homophobic headmaster. And a student to match.

Genre: Parent! phan, Fluff, Homophobia

Warnings: Swearing, Homophobic slurs

Word Count: 1.6k


“It was a call from the school,” Phil mumbled.

“And…” Dan urged Phil to continue.

“She punched a kid. Get your coat on, we have to go.” Dan slammed the lid to his MacBook and sat up.

“She what?” Dan convinced himself that he just misheard his husband.

“C’mon, we have to hurry up.” Even though the statement was nagging at his mind, Dan got up and slid into his jacket. He ignored the fact that his daughter might have punched someone. He ignored the fact that his husband seemed not to care. All he set his mind to at that point was getting to the school.

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Coming Home

Summary: Phil’s away in the military and Dan is by himself with their young son, Mason. Phil promises Dan that one day he’s coming home.

Word Count: 1.1k

Warnings: None

Beta: Trinity ( @htmlpinof

A/N: This is short and not the best thing I’ve written (sorry) . I’ve just been busy with school and finishing work for the end of the year. I promise something much better I’ll have soon hopefully. I have a few prompts in my inbox I need to write to. 


Dear Dan,

I know I said I would be home for Christmas but I just can’t get there. I’m so sorry. I tried to get my commander to let me, I just couldn’t. It’s too dangerous for any of us to leave, and Chris can’t even leave to go see PJ.

I miss you so much Bear, it’s unreal. There is nothing to do here anymore but sit around and wait. Wait for what though, I have absolutely no idea. It’s stupid, none of us get to go home.

It’s not fair to you or Mason, but I’m trying, I swear I am.

You just have to hold on, okay bear? I promise I’m coming home. Don’t let whatever is scaring you right now take control. If you’re scared I won’t ever come home, don’t let that make you think crazy okay? I am coming home.

Just remember, even if it seems like I’m worlds apart, I’m always right there.

Tell Mason I love him so much and that I’m sorry about this. I’ll make it up to the little guy eventually.

Merry Christmas Bear.

Wait before I go, is it snowing out? I know you love having a white Christmas. Take a picture and send it to me? I miss home and spending Christmas surrounded by sand and the desert isn’t very seasonal don’t you think? Also it’s like one million degrees and I swear I’m melting and no I’m not being dramatic for once.

Okay now I really have to go. Just remember that I love you so so so much Dan. I’ll be home soon, remember that please?

~ Phil

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anonymous asked:

okay i really need a trans!pastel!dan and punk!trans!phil where they are first doing to dirty and that's when dan discovers phil is trans please?

warnings ; implied bullying, dysphoria, bruising from a binder.

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“Babe, oh lord, what’s wrong?” Phil held his boyfriend tighter, wrapping his arms around the sobbing boy’s torso, a worried look painting his features. “Did they hurt you again? I swear to god, I’ll-”

Dan pulled back from the hug, throwing his arms around Phil’s neck and kissing him, hard. Phil kissed back immediately, using his thumb to wipe away the tears on Dan’s cheeks.

“Make it go away,” Dan whimpered when they finally pulled back a bit. “Please.”

“Baby, I wish I could.” Phil held him tighter, biting his lip. “I can hurt them back, if you’d like, I-”

“No,” Dan interrupted. “Fuck me.”

Phil froze. “What?”

“Fuck me,” Dan repeated. “I just wanna forget, please Phil.” He searched Phil’s eyes. “If you’re ready, of course.”

“Er, yeah,” Phil said. “Yeah, of course I am. Sure, let’s… let’s go to my house? After school?”

Dan nodded, his face stony. “Ok-kay. I’ll meet you outside. Love you.”

“I love you too,” Phil muttered, biting his lip, but Dan was already gone.

He reached up his shirt, straightening his binder. He was fucked.


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The second they got to Phil’s room, Dan threw himself at him, kissing him passionately and letting his hands roam Phil’s body.

It wasn’t like they hadn’t made out before, but here, with the pretense that clothes were going to come off… it made Phil twitchy and nervous, like Dan was just going to suddenly rip his shirt off and see.

Dan tugged gently at the hem of his shirt, and Phil flinched, grabbing his wrists.

“Baby, slow down,” he breathed, pressing his forehead to Dan’s. “We’ve got time.”

He pushed his hands under Dan’s shirt instead, slowly helping him remove his light pink sweater. Dan tossed it aside, onto Phil’s floor.

Phil backed onto his bed, sitting down and pulling his boyfriend into his lap. He ran his fingertips over the binder.

“Can i take this off?” He asked softly, and Dan frowned.

“I… i don’t know.”

Phil leaned forward, kissing down Dan’s ear. “Baby, I know what’s under here, and it doesn’t make you any less of a boy.”

That made Dan nod slowly, and Phil carefully unclasped the object, letting it fall to the ground. He tutted when he saw the red, and in some places, purple, marks, lining his boyfriends chest. He ran his thumb over them, sighing when Dan flinched.

“Baby,” he said softly. “You can’t keep doing this. You have to be careful
You have to have some respect for your body, this isn’t safe or healthy.”

“I don’t have any respect for it, that’s the problem,” Dan mumbled, avoiding his eyes.

Phil sighed, cupping his cheeks in his hands and rubbing his thumbs under Dan’s eyes. “Dan, think of yourself in ten years. Do you want to be a beautiful boy, all after surgery, with smooth skin and no telling sign he’s trans? Or do you want scars and permanent bruises on your chest, just reminding you of the bad times of your transition?”

Dan stared at him, licking his lips and frowning. Finally, he nodded. “I suppose you’re right.”

Phil smiled, kissing his cheek. “Good boy.”

He moved his mouth to Dan’s neck, biting and sucking at a certain spot to leave a love bite. Dan shivered, clinging to his shirt.

“I’m surprised you- fuck- you know so much about… this stuff,” he breathed, pausing to curse when Phil bit down on the sensitive skin. Phil chuckled.

“Yeah. You would be surprised.”

Phil pulled back, nudging Dan’s nose with his. “You can take my shirt off now,” he breathed.

Dan tugged at the hem of his shirt, pulling it up over his head and tossing it aside.

“Oh,” Dan blurted, staring at him, his eyes flicking between his face and his chest. “Oh, oh my god.”

Phil scratched the back of his neck sheepishly, flashing him a sad smile. “Sorry. I should have told you…”

“Shut up,” Dan interrupted him, unclasping Phil’s binder and letting it fall. “Oh my god.”

Before Phil could say anything else Dan attached his mouth to Phil’s nipple, swirling his tongue, and Phil moaned.

When Dan pulled back, there were tears in his eyes. Phil’s eyes widened, and he grabbed his shoulders.

“Baby, don’t cry, what’s wrong?”

Dan laughed, sniffing. “I’m so fucking stupid, Jesus. You let me complain about dysphoria, and bullying, and periods, and binder trouble while you were going through the same shit?”

Phil shrugged, grinning. “Kinda.”

“Wow. I am one whiny bitch.”

Phil laughed, pulling Dan closer by his lower back. “You’re my whiny bitch.”

“Now that’s just kinky.”

Phil chuckled, continuing to kiss at his neck, flipping them around so he was on top of his boyfriend.

“Thank you,” Dan breathed, intertwining their hands and smiling softly.

“What in the world are you thanking me for?”

Dan rolled his eyes. “For putting up with me.”

Phil took a shuddery breath, kissing Dan on the mouth, hard. “Baby, I think I wanna put up with you for the rest of my life.”

A blanket, a tea and a mother's love

Summary: “I’m in love with your son.” “I know.” And that’s all it took for Dan Howell to break.

Word Count: 2.7k

A/N: Just some disgusting Dan-Mrs. Lester fluff. FLUFF enjoy.

When they got to the Lester’s house and were told that Dan usual room was being painted and that he and Phil had to share his room, the brunette didn’t think much of it, after all, they slept together all the time.

Well, they used to sleep together all the time back in 2009. I mean, it has only been, what? Seven years? They always fell asleep in the lounge and even ended up cuddling so, was there a differece?

The answer was yes. Yes there was.

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anonymous asked:

could you do a blurb about y/n being dan's piano teacher? y/n is a bit younger than him (&he feels quite self conscious) and after a few months they fall in love?

- after your online ad as a piano teacher had been up for weeks you were starting to lose hope that someone would hire you

- so you’re sure as hell surprised when you check your email to see someone inquiring about your piano skills

- when you read the email, you notice his age of 25, facing a choice to delete the email in fear that he may be some random psychotic killer

- you decide against it and shoot him an email back, agreeing to meet at his house the next day to begin his lessons

- when you arrive the next day at his flat, hair slightly wind blown from rushing to the underground and dressed in your typical grandma-esque attire you’re amused when the tall man opens the door with a warm smile

- “hi! i’m dan. you must be y/n!” he grins, leading you into his home and to his tidy room where a gorgeous old piano sat

- “it’s beautiful!” you smile, excitement in your voice as dan stares at you, nodding to himself and smiling at you, “sure is.”

- dan surprised you with his evident talent, able to play most of the beginner exercises you had for him after you demonstrated once

- after weeks of lessons, you and dan grew closer and you felt very comfortable, more times than not bringing him coffee to lessons every week

- you walk in, having a spare key as he was sometimes too lazy to come downstairs to greet you, shutting the door quietly and setting your keys on the coffee table

- quietly walking to his room, you hear the faint notes of a very familiar song, the one you told dan was your favorite

- standing at the doorway, waiting for the song to end before clearing your throats and watching the older man scramble bashfully

- “why were you watching!?” he says shyly as you sit next to him on the bench, “because you play beautifully.” he scoffs, “nothing compared to your playing. you’re so young and you’re so much better,” he says insecurely as you roll your eyes, “you’re beautiful dan, don’t be so insecure.”

- facing each other, dan leans in, brushing hair out of your eyes before placing his soft lips on your own

- the kiss felt like hours, that is, until you leaned against the piano, causing a loud crash of notes as you both jump before bursting into giggles

- “i meant what i said,” you smile as he rolls his eyes, kissing you again, “and i meant what i said the very first day, beautiful.”

- soon after, dans piano solos turned to duets, enjoying himself more with your hands dancing beside his own and especially enjoying when your delicate fingers intertwined with his own, holding onto you; his muse.

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Chubby phil hc???

It’s not that Phil dislikes it, not at all. He just can’t focus with Dan all over him constantly.

And yes, he understands he’s getting a bit… larger. He’s getting older, and his body is reshaping itself, the food he eats is going straight to his thighs and hips and middle. And he understands that Dan absolutely loves it. Really, he’s obsessed with it. He just doesn’t get why, or why Dan has to be on him 24/7.

While he’s editing, eating, on his laptop, playing video games… constantly. Dan is either cuddling him; clinging to him like a bloody koala, or trying to get in his pants; straddling him, massaging his thigh, kissing his neck or jaw.

“Dann,” he whined, trying to play his game while Dan was peppering his face with small kisses, sitting on his lap. “Baby, I really need to focusss.”

Dan pouted, resting his head on Phil’s chest. He drew unknown images with his finger on his shoulders and chest and down to his stomach. Phil squirmed.

He sighed, pausing the game and looking at his boyfriend. “Dan, look, what’s going on with you? You’re being so clingy, are you okay?”

“Yes,” Dan said, frowning. “I just love you. Can’t I just love you?”

Phil grabbed Dan’s hands, intertwining their fingers. “Yes, but I think it’s more than that. You’ve been all over me constantly.”

Dan bit his lip, shrugging. “I just… i just really like your body, okay.”

Phil frowned. “Why?”

“It’s so…” Dan’s eyebrows furrowed, trying to think of a word. “Soft.”

“Soft,” Phil repeated.

“Yeah! It’s like every part of you is a new beautiful field for me to explore, and I’m addicted.”

Phil laughed, rolling his eyes. “Or you’re crazy, and I’m just getting fat.”

Dan’s eyes flashed, and the corners of his mouth turned down. “Do you not like it?”

“Baby, I love you, and I love that fact that you want to always be touching me…” he shrugged. “But I don’t know, I don’t necessarily adore the fact that none of my clothes fit me properly…”

“I’ll buy you new clothes,” Dan said immediately, and he looked far too worried in Phil’s opinion. “I will, you need to appreciate this.”

Phil frowned, confused. “What is there to appreciate?”

Dan sighed, moving to straddle Phil again, draping his arms over his shoulders.

“The fact that you’re getting cuddlier, and when you hold me, I feel like I’m being enveloped in love and fluff.” Dan smiled. “The fact that your collarbones are less prominent, and I can leave love bites all over them now. The fact that your cheeks are squishier and there’s more room to kiss.” Dan kissed one, as if just to prove his point. “And your tummy is a perfect pillow, and Jesus, I just want my head between your thighs constantly.”

Dan slid his hands over Phil’s chest, cupping his face in his hands. “There’s just so much more to love.”

Phil was silent, soaking in this new information. He touched Dan’s lower back, pulling him closer.

“Kiss me,” was all he could say, before his lips were on Dan’s and he was lost in his hands and mouth and the literal pure love in Dan’s touch.

Maybe being chubby wasn’t so bad after all. Yeah, Phil could survive this for a little while longer.

All My Days I’ll Know Your Face

Summary: When a new kid starts at Phil’s school, Phil certainly doesn’t expect him to be everything he ever could have hoped for in a friend and more. Can he convince him to let go of the past and audition for the school musical? And what about those feelings that somehow seem to pop up when he least expects them?

Word Count: 2.3k

Genre: Fluff, High school AU

Extra tags: Getting together, strangers to friends to lovers

Warnings: Bullying, homophobia mention, some swearing

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A/N: Inspired by Dan and Phil’s recent comments, “I really think that 14-year-old Dan and 14-year-old Phil would have gotten along quite well.” “I think they’d have been friends”, as well as my recent Glee rewatch and obsession with theatrekid!Dan. Big thanks to Kirsten (cafephan) for encouraging me to write this, as it probably wouldn’t have happened otherwise. I hope you enjoy!!

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Noisy

“So, how was everyone’s week?” Dan smiled. He was doing his weekly liveshow.

The comments varied from “Good” to “Daddy” and Dan laughed at the response.

Dan kept talking for awhile about politics and Frank Ocean until Dan heard a loud noise.

It was a noise he had heard and loved many times before.

Phil.

Dans eyes went wide, his cheeks going red.

“That’s the noise our neighbor makes every morning” Dan lied, smiling sarcastically.

“Looks like someone loves me” Dan chuckled, opening his phone to check the message he got.

Philly: daddy i’m hard

Dans eyes went wide, responding to Phils text.

Daddy: Not now, baby. After my live show 😉.

Dan smiled, sending the text and reading the chat, biting his lip.

Then there was another moan.

“I swear to god i need to file a complaint soon aha” Dan awkwardly laughed, checking his phone to see a photo.

The photo was of Phil with 4 fingers up is arse.

Philly: please daddy i need your cock😩

Dan sighed, responding.

Daddy: You’re such little whore, always hungry for daddy’s cock.

Dan read the chat and started talking again about something He and Phil saw earlier this morning.

Philly: can you please end your liveshow and come fuck me? 😊

Daddy: soon, baby boy.

Philly: But daddy im so close.

“Guys, something came up so i need to end the live show early” Dan said, putting his phone back on the desk and facing the camera, telling everyone how much they mean to him before quitting the liveshow.

“Come here” Dan yelled, watching as an almost naked Phil came into the room, wearing Dans shirt, which was too big for him.

“What’s wrong daddy?” Phil innocently smiled.

“Why did you touch yourself without permission?” Dan growled, pinning Phil to the wall.

“Because i did daddy. Looks like you’ll need to punish me daddy” Phil moaned, trying to kiss Dan.

“God baby, you have no idea what you do to me sometimes” Dan said, holding phils arms above his head and kissing his neck.

Phil started to lower himself to the floor until he was face to face with Dans crotch.

Dan pulled his pants down, revealing his member, which always made Phil drool.

“Suck” Dan commanded, pulling Phils head to his dick, pulling his hair at the same time.

“Such a slut, made me end my liveshow just to fuck you.” Dan said, starting to thrust into Phils mouth.

Phil kept going, sometimes going all the way down, sticking all 9 inches in his mouth and holding it. Phil ignored his gag reflex as he bobbed back and fourth, teasing Dans balls.

“Fuck. That’s it, on the bed” Dan growled, pulling Phil off his cock and pushing him on the bed.

“Get on your hands and knees” Dan commanded, watching Phils hole clench around nothing.

“How many spanks?” Dan asked, rubbing Phils ass.

“4-40” Phil moaned.

“Such a slut, all you wanted was to be punished” Dan said, starting to spank Phil. Hard.

“Oh daddy, please fuck me” Phil whimpered, they were only at 37.

“Soon baby” Dan smirked, jerking himself off at the sight.

“Alright do you just want me to go ahead” Dan said softly. He would never hurt Phil intentionally.

“Yes” Phil groaned, trying to grind against Dan.

As Dan pushed in, Phil let out a whorish moan.

“Fuck, such a whore for daddy aren’t you?” Dan groaned, fucking into Phil roughly while pinching Phils nipples.

“Y-yeah-fuck- i’m daddy’s whore” Phil whimpered.

“More!! Daddy!!” Phils whines, feeling Dan tease him with slow, hard thrusts

“Alright, slut” Dan said, fucking into Phil fast and hard.

“Ahhh” Phil whined as Dan hit his prostate.

“Daddy.. i’m so close.. i need you to come on me” Phil whimpered, clenching around Dans dick.

Dan mumbled an approval, fucking into Phil faster, making Phil come with a cry.

“Fuck, come here” Dan said, pulling out and jerking himself off over Phils face.

“Daddy, please cum on my face, i will eat it all up” Phil smiled innocently.

“Fuck, I’m cumming” Dan said, his load landing onto Phils face and into his open mouth.

“Fuck that was good” Phil moaned, getting his finger to wipe the cum off his face and licking it.

“Phil.. my liveshow is apparently still on” Dan chuckled.

“Oh”

“Well at least that know how much of a slut you are”

You beat him? // Dan Howell x Reader

Words // 559

Warnings // None, it’s literally just fluff.

Summary // You and Phil hang out every once in a while only now there’s only Dan in the apartment.

A/N // I just love Dan and Phil a little too much so I finally decided to write something for them.

Originally posted by sinister-orchid-blog

You glanced down at your watch, it had taken a surprisingly long time for the door to open but once it did you didn’t even get what you expected. Dan stood in the doorframe, there was an awkward tension because neither of you expected the other to be at the door.

“Is Phil in? You know our monthly thing.’’ You said and Dan nodded but then shook his head. You had known Phil for quite a long while, he was in his last year of Uni when you had started. You had met by complete accident but shared a lot of interests which made you become immediate friends. A little later you found out about his YouTube channel and a few months after that you met Dan. 

You and Phil had a monthly thing, it was every fourteenth of the month and the two of you decided that every day of the month the two of you decided to spend the whole afternoon playing video games, eating sweets and watching movies, just a relaxing day. You decided the fourteenth since that was the day the two of you met, if the two of you actually remembered it well.

“He was getting something, I’m not actually sure what, said it was a surprise, but come in!’’ You and Dan had grown just as close as you had with Phil only because Dan was slightly more awkward which created a few awkward silences from time to time but in the end you often started to laugh it off. Once inside you sat down on the couch whilst Dan was grabbing drinks. You said a thank you as you sipped it. “Is it all right if I pick the game?’’ You nodded as it didn’t really matter, it was more a fun thing to do every once in a while to get away from the stress of work and such.

Once you heard the music of the game play you gave Dan a look. “Are we really going to do this?’’ He smirked. Of course if you let Dan pick it’ll be Mario Kart, the one thing he can beat basically everyone at. You and Dan had actually never faced off in Mario Kart, you were kind of avoiding it as he suddenly turned very competitive whenever you put that game in.


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Both of you stopped as Phil stood in the hallway with shopping bags and there was an extremely awkward silence. “This human being is banishing me from here because I beat him at Mario Kart.’’ Phil gave you a rather impressed look. It was actually true, you had won barely but either way you won at Mario kart and this made Dan slightly angry, it obviously wasn’t completely serious but he was still angry in a funny way, more frustrated.

“You actually beat him?’’ asked Phil.

“Yeah, we were on an even playing field so.’’ You responded with a shrug, in the heat of the moment you two had gotten really competitive but eventually now thinking it was true that you started and were on even playing fields so it wasn’t that weird.

“Dan-‘’ Dan cut Phil off.

“I want a rematch.’’ His tone was serious but the goofy smile on his face suggested something very different, Phil started to smile and so did you.

“You’re going down Howell.’’