Anon my darling never apologize for the dannypeter enabling.
(ahem. Also the next chapter should be up this week. Sorry guys, I finally got Microsoft word back on my computer but I’ve been cramming for an interview and putting together my portfolio and it’s been hell. Soon though, I love my giant dorks.)
((also theses are horrible I apologize you should aks me more in the morning to punish me))
2. who flirts more?
With the other or with the world at general? Because for some reason it seems like Danny is completely unable to not charm everyone he meets and he ends up flirting with everyone from the TSA agent to the dogwalker who’s dogs get distracted by Peter. As far as the two of them though, Peter is shameless at flirting with his boyfriend. But he’s subtle, so it’s really hard to tell sometimes for everyone else because he’ll say something casually and Danny will get all flustered because of some inside thing and Peter, behind the mask, is so casual.
3. how did the relationship start?
We talking cartoon or comic? Cartoon I’m going to go with the tried-and-true high school spin-the-bottle-seven-minutes-in-heaven routine. Either that or Danny just asks Peter out one day because he’s Danny and he can do that.
Comics we have to go with accidental relationship. I mean come on, it’s those two it would be some random comment or some random magical situation and all of the sudden everyone thinks they’re dating and they roll with it because Danny wants people to leave him alone about mooning after Misty and Peter wants people to leave him alone about how HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN TO THE PEOPLE HE DATES And they figure if they have a fallback excuse with eachother it works but then it builds and they spend more time together for the ruse and all of the sudden feelings and no I’m not writing this au what are you talking about leave me alooone.
Though that’s not to say that the spin-the-bottle situation is out of the question in the comics either. We all read New Avengers.
10. big spoon/little spoon?,
Hmmmm. Peter. Danny’s a bigger cuddler don’t get me wrong, but Peter’s a secret cuddler and so when he sleeps cuddles just sort of happen. Plus, he does more nightwatch than Danny does, so he generally gets in later and Danny doesn’t always wait up so Peter will just fall into bed and latch on
Plus, Danny is like a freakin space heater it’s amazing.
13. favorite sexual activity?
NOoooo not sex questions shit.
I’m sorry, I’m horrible at sex questions. I’m sorry, I’m a disgrace.
15. what habits of the other drives them crazy?
Heh. Peter’s not used to being open with other people since his loving relationship was wiped out of his brain MJ so he sometimes forgets that he can tell Danny things – he keeps it bottled up and it drives Danny crazy when he knows something’s wrong but Peter ignores it/hides it.
Plus, Peter sleeps with his socks on, what is up with that?
Danny, meanwhile, is sort of clueless at the basics since he lived in a closed mountain society for a good chunk of his life. He’s bad at laundry, cleaning, cooking(but he thinks he can cook, and that drives Peter crazy too but he never says anything because he’s a self-suffering sap like that) and Peter gets frustrated.
Danny also gets followed by strays a lot, and Peter hates coming home to find Danny sleeping on his couch with a cat, a dog, and a teenage hero-in-training whose not sure what she’s doing there either.
17. most trivial thing they fight over?
It comes back down to the fact that they’re super heroes so the end up in some pretty serious battles a lot and it’s rare a time where they can actually fight together because it’s been awhile since they’ve been on the same team. So Carol will tell Danny when Peter’s hurt and Luke will tell Peter when Danny’s hurt and then they fight about ‘why didn’t you tell me you were hurt’ ‘what do you mean they had a hulk’ ‘I don’t care if you can use your chi to expel the bullet from your stomach I’d still appreciate being told when you’ve been shot’
That’s not that trivial is it?
Okay, how’s this – Danny likes leaving the window open at night and it really skeeves Peter out – not necessarily because of the noise (Queens is still NY afterall, he’s used to noise you think Danny would have more of an issue with it the dork) but because he doesn’t like the light and they bicker about it sometimes.
32. do they have nicknames or pet names for each other?
Only if they’re fighting or trying to make someone else uncomfortable.
“How’s the arm, DanDan?” “Perfectly fine poogybear how about your leg, I heard if got cut up against scorpios Snookums” “Don’t worry honeybun it was nothing, not like breaking my arm and then using it to punch a wall like my darling dannypoo.”
Luke: … can we move on?
48. how do they make up after a fight?
Cuddles and kisses. Peter’s not a fan of make-up sex for whatever reason, and it takes Danny a little while to get used to that because he’s great at make-up sex if you ask him thank-you very much, but they just sleep instead and it’s kind of nice to reassure one another of their presence and that they’re back.
Peter likes to apologize in little ways like cooking dinner or borrowing Dani to add to the cuteness factor. On one memorable occasion he sewed Danny a temporary new costume when he may have accidentally included it in the same wash load as his costume and it may have turned pink. It was okay and Danny said he wasn’t mad but some of the people him and Luke end up fighting can be kind of jerks and… well, Peter decided to make him one anyway while
Danny’s a bit more ostentatious with his apologies because he got most of his cultural knowledge from television at first and he’s a freaking millionaire so he’ll get a skywriter or have a bunch of flowers delivered to Peter’s office or donate a bunch to a high school science program.