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I Know Your Wife (She Wouldn’t Mind) - Part Seven

Summary: You explain everything to Kathryn after faking your way through the rest of the convention. Back in Vancouver, you and Jared have to have a serious talk about the future of your pregnancy
Jared x Reader (mentioned Jared x Gen, Jared x Reader x Gen), Jensen, Kathryn Newton
Words: 4.6k
Warnings: pregnancy, angst, smut
Beta: @blacksiren

I Know Your Wife (She Wouldn’t Mind) - Series Masterpost

Your name: submit What is this?

For once, you were grateful that you were flying back on Monday morning so that you were able to spend Sunday night in the hotel.

You promised Kathryn that you’d tell everything to her that night, seeing as the small break for lunch really wasn’t enough time to explain yourselves properly.

She agreed to keep it quiet and, seeing as she didn’t have any panels left where she might accidentally slip up, you trusted her.

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Masterlist

Criminal Minds

Aaron Hotchner
X-ray (x-ray)
Tired (tired)
Away Jack, Away (Away-jack-away)
Jack and Cuddles (jack-and-cuddles)
Did they make it? (did-they-make-it)
Baby it’s cold outside (baby-its-cold-outside)
Take me (take-me)

Derek Morgan
Craniocerebral Trauma (craniocerebral-trauma)
Wings (wings)
That’s be me chocolate thunder (thatd-be-me-chocolate-thunder)
You have a wife? (you-have-a-wife)
I’m sorry, no (im-sorry-no)
We’re having a baby (were-having-a-baby)

Penelope Garcia
Do me a favour? (o-me-a-favour)

Emily Prentiss
Pyjamas (pyjamas)
Secret (secret)
The Exact Same (the-exact-same)
A Date? (a-date)

Spencer Reid
Battle Souvenirs (battle-souvenirs)
Loving Me (loving-me)
Are you sure? (are-you-sure)
Army sister (army-sister)

Jennifer Jareau
How Long? (how-long)

David Rossi
Lavender Oil (lavender-oil)
Coffee (coffee)
A wedding? (a-wedding)

BAU
Trust Me? (trust-me)
Pressure (pressure)
My Son! (my-son)

Teen Wolf

Scott McCall
Claws and Screams (claws-and-screams)

Stiles Stilinski
Claws and Scream (claws-and-screams)
Stiles your drunk (tiles-youre-drunk)

Derek Hale
Argents sister (argents-sister)
Mini Wolf (mini-wolf)

Peter Hale
Go Join Them (go-join-them))
Puppy Hale (puppy-hale)

Pack
Who? (who)

The Originals x Teen Wolf

I remember (i-remember)

The Originals

Elijah Mikaelson
Kinky (kinky)
Sorry (sorry)
Miracle Eve (miracle-eve)
Are you cold? (are-you-cold)
Stargazing (stargazing)
Hi, I’m a vampire (hi-im-a-vampire)
Promises (promises)
Shining Armour (shining-armour)
Old and grump (old-and-grumpy)
Fluffy socks (fluffy-socks)

Niklaus Mikaelson
Naked? (naked)
Lose me again? (lose-me-again)
Kicking (kicking)
Godmother (godmother)
Not funny (not-funny)

The Mikaelson’s
Oh, God (oh-god)
Traitor (traitor)
Pregnant with your baby (pregnant-with-your-baby)

Peaky Blinders

Thomas Shelby
Some Men (some-men)
Family Meeting (family-meeting)
A reason to stay (a-reason-to-stay)

The Peaky Blinders
No man’s land (no-mans-land)
Woman in the bakery (woman-in-the-bakery)

Hawaii Five - 0

Danny Williams
Cheesy (cheesy)
Smiling (smiling)
Morning (morning)
Maybe, Maybe not (maybe-maybe-not)
Can’t it wait? (cant-it-wait)
I think your pregnant (i-think-your-pregnant)

Steve Macgarrett
Blankets (blankets)
Are you serious? (are-you-serious)
Well… (well)
Good Jelly (good-jelly)
Safe Now (safe-now)
Doctor Steve (doctor-steve)
What? (what)
The way you smile (the-way-you-smile)

Supernatural

Castiel
The stench of the impala (the-stench-of-the-impala-is-all-over-you)

Winchester Brothers
A demon? Really? (a-demon-really)
Forget me (forget-me)
Last Time (last-time)

Arrow

Oliver Queen
Imposter (imposter)
Take my breath away (take-my-breath-away)

Prompts #2

Below is 103 prompts one for each hour until Christmas. So please send them in since I am done until January now ❤️❤️

1. “I can’t do this.”
2. “It was real. It was real to me.”
3. “You broke me.”
4. “You never really loved me, did you?”
5. “It’s hurts too much.”
6. “Does it hurt you as much as it hurts me?”
7. “Stop saying you’re sorry!”
8. “Can you hold me?”
9. “I don’t want to live without you. I can’t.” 10. “This is why I don’t let anyone in!” 11. “I don’t want to feel anymore.”
12. “No! I won’t be your secret.”
13. “Every time I see you, I die. You are killing me and you don’t even know it.”
14. “A wedding?”
15. “After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”
16. “Am I supposed to be scared of you?”
17. “Are you drunk?”
18. “Are you hitting on her for me?”
19. “Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!”
20. “Are you okay?” “Why do you ask?” “You’re wearing two different shoes.”
21. “Are you really taking his side against me?”
22. “At what point did you think that was a good idea?”
23. “Babe, you have a problem, please, let me help you.”
24. “Be my wife.”
25. “Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”
26. “BOOM! That oughta show you not to mess with me!”
27. “But the carnival is right down the street! Can we please, please go!?”
28. “Can I kiss you?”
29. “Come back to bed.”
30. “Come on, let’s throw the dice, see what happens.”
31. “Come over here and make me.”
32. “Come with me.”
33. “Could you be happy here with me?”
34. “Crocs? Who hurt you so much in this life?”
35. “Damn. You clean up good.”
36. “Delete that immediately.”
37. “Did I just say that out loud?”
38. “Did I stutter?”
39. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?”
40. “Did you hear that?”
41. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
42. “Do you ever stop eating?”
43. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
44. “Do you ever think we should just stop this?”
45. Do you like me? Check yes or no.
46. “Do you need me to get anything from the store?”
47. “Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant?”
48. “I never meant for anyone to get hurt!”
49. “I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
50. “I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”
51. “I swear if you weren’t so attractive, I’d have punched you in the face nine times by now.”
52. “I swear it was an accident.”
53. “I swear it was like that when I found it!”
54. “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”
55. "I think I’m in love with you and that scares me to death.”
56. “I think we need to talk.”
57. “I think we should have another.”
58. “I think you’re just afraid to be happy.”
59. “I thought you were a dream come true.”
60. “I thought you were dead…”
61. “I trusted you!”
62. “I waited and waited, but you never came back.”
63. “I want my best friend back.”
64. “I want to go back to before….”
65. “I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.”
66. “I wasn’t planning on asking you, but I’ve come to realize that life is short. Will you marry me?”
67. “I wish I could hate you.”
68. “I won’t give up if you won’t.”
69. “I won’t let you fall.”
70. “I-I can’t trust you anymore.”
71. “I’ll be right over.”
72. “I’ll sleep under the sheets, you sleep on top of them.”
73. “Are you sure about this? 74. “I don’t think you’re doing it right.”
75. “I couldn’t care less, I’m with you that’s what really matters.”
76. “I’m sorry for being awkward, I just really like you.”
77. “So you want to keep ignoring me?”
78. “I hate you for making my life a living hell.”
79. “I don’t feel the same, I’m so sorry.”
80. “I love you- oh crap, I didn’t mean that.”
81. “I’m a hurricane.”
82. “I don’t care anymore.”
83. “I just love looking at you.”
84. “I’m not really into that kind of stuff.”
85. “It hurts!”
86. “You frustrate me.”
87. “It sucks, but yeah I’ll manage.”
88. “It’s okay to not be okay.”
89. “It feels strange.”
90. “So what are you into?”
91. “Your smile is my only weakness.”
92. “Fuck, don’t do that to me.”
93. “He did what?!”
94. “I’ll tell her to back off.”
95. “Close?”
96. “The only thing I want to do know is cuddle up to you and hear about your day.”
97. “You’ve got such a filthy mouth and I fucking love it.” 98. “What did you just call me?”
99. “My hands?”
100. “Say what you want to, I’ll stay.”
101. “Wait, you’ve never done this before?”
102. “No, naked.”
103. “You know that I love you, right?”

Moose and Me

Happy Birthday Jared!! It’s cute and fluffy and smushy! Jared and the Reader find out their expecting and get a huge surprised on his birthday! This is the start of my first Jared and Reader series! Let me know what you think here!

Jared Padalecki and Reader, Jensen and Danneel Ackles, JJ Ackles, The twins

Warnings: It’s just super adorable and fluffy

@supernatural-jackles @not-moose-one-shots@5minutefanfiction @smacklesandstretch67 @bringmesomepie56 @sanityoverrated27 @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog @deanscolette @jensen-jarpad @27bmm @deathtonormalcy56 @kittenofdoomage @luci-in-trenchcoats@scarlet-soldier-in-an-impala @nichelle-my-belle @not-moose-squad @notnaturalanahi @sherlock-addict @sherlocked-whovian-1969 @u-snavi @katymacsupernatural @saxxxology @winchester-writes 

Originally posted by save-my-heavy-dirty-s0ul

              Jared Padalecki was an amazing man, amazing husband and amazing person to be with. He was there with my dark days as I was with him. He and Jensen had just come home from London and really wanted to just chill out before he had was going to Italy for JIBcon. I told him this year that I would stay home to help Danneel with the JJ and the twins. I loved JJ, we had a very special relationship and I always treasured that.

              I decided to make dinner for us and the Ackles, Dani was always cooking so now it was my turn. I loved to cook, I always wanted to go to culinary school but things just didn’t work out. So, I took community classes. My specialty was steak, and the boys loved my steaks. I always had a special seasoning that they had tried to bribe me to get it but I wouldn’t budge.

              Tonight, I was making steaks, corn on the cob, roasted broccoli and for dessert my bourbon pecan pie. The pie was already cooling and the grill was getting nice and hot. I grabbed a couple beers and headed to the back yard to check on my husband. I stood there a couple minutes and watched him. I never knew what I did right to get a man like him but I was blessed. “Working hard or hardly working?” He started laughing and beckoned me over to him. I handed him the beer but before he opened it he pulled me to him kissing me with all the passion he had. “I would say hardly working babe”

              I giggled and just shook my head, “Whatever moose” I dramatically stepped away, he grabbed my hips and pulled me back. “That’s Mr. Moose to you” I giggled and just enjoyed him just holding me. His arms were my escape from the cruelty of the world outside. We were in our own little bubble just happy and blissed out in that moment. “Hey! There are kids here” I rolled my eyes and walked over giving him a hug. “Yes squirrel” I heard Dani laughing and rushed over to hug her too.

              “Auntie Y/n” “Hey Doodle bug” I picked her up swinging her around making her laugh and hold on tighter. I went in to grab the steaks from the counter, I also grabbed the tin foil with the broccoli and the corn as well. Once everything was cooking, we sat down and just talked about everything we could. I was holding onto Zep and just watched him smile at me. Jensen just watched me, he always told me I was a pro with kids. I would smile and nod my head, Jare and I had talked about having kids. We decided to just have fun and when it happened it happened.

              Once everything was finished and ready, Jay said the prayer and dug in. Dani and I just sat and watched them hoover the food on their plates. I looked at Dani and we just rolled our eyes and laughed. After the food was consumed, Dani had put the kids down in the guest bedroom. I grabbed ‘Suicide Squad’ and put it in. I was head over heels with the movie and it helped that I loved the actors as well as the characters. Everyone loved the movie and I asked if they saw the Hillywood parody.

              I connected my phone to our television and pushed play. I was a giggling kid and sang along, Lady Gaga was a pretty awesome singer at least to me. The boys loved to pick on me about the music I listened to but it never bothered me. I could see Jen and Danneel were getting tired, so I sent them upstairs even though they lived right next door. I was exhausted myself, I decided to get a quick shower before bed and of course Jared joined making sure that I didn’t fall.

              I was so tired that once my head hit the pillow I was out. I started waking up to little kisses all over my face and knew it was JJ. I started tickling her making her giggle like crazy, opening one eye I scooped her up and kissed her all over. “Daddy says brekfwast is weady” “Sounds good kiddo” I started to get out of bed when I felt really nauseated. “I’ll be down in a minute ok?” She nodded and skipped out of the room and I rushed over to the bathroom to empty the contents of my stomach. I never had any issues with my cooking before. I felt a hand on my back and a soothing voice that belonged to my husband. Once I was finally done, he grabbed a wet washcloth and wiped my face. “You ok baby?” “I don’t know, I’ve never had any issues before”

              He helped me down stairs, I sat down at the table and had concerning looks from Jensen and Danneel. “I’m good, I was really nauseated”. “Auntie y/n can I sit in your lap?” “Of course, doodle bug” I lifted her onto my lap and helped her color a picture. I could only dream of having a little girl or boy on my lap like JJ coloring away. “Can I ask you a question JJ” She just nodded and looked at me. “Do you think I would be a good mommy?” “Well duh! You’re my auntie and I already think your awesome” “Well ok then” We decided to have an adult night out, so I asked Danni to go to the drugstore with me.

              Danni was really excited at the idea of me being pregnant. I was really nervous about it, for the simple I had health issues that could make it a difficult pregnancy. “I’m excited but I’m also nervous Danni, I have health issues that could make it a difficult pregnancy” She reached across and grasped my hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. “As long as you have us you’ll never be alone” We pulled into Walgreens and headed to the section we needed picking out four assorted brands making sure I would get the right answer.

              We came back to their house and I had made sure to drink enough water for all four tests. I walked out and Danni set the timer. I felt really nauseated so she made some hot water for tea to settle my stomach. It was a tense silence, but then the timers went off and I went to see what my future was going to hold. I looked at all four tests and saw all plus signs, telling me that I was indeed pregnant. I walked down the stairs and lifted her hands in air. “There’s a mini moose on the way”

              She pulled me to her, hugging me close telling me that I was going to make an amazing mother. “How should I tell Jared?” “Oooh…” We got to talking and working on a plan.

Later that night…

              We decided to head to San Jac for barbecue and music, I couldn’t drink but I also planned on revealing my surprise tonight. Danni and I had found a shirt that had ‘ICE ICE’ right over my barely there bump. Both of us cracked up and knew this was the shirt for tonight, I did grab one of his flannels he had stolen on set so that I could reveal it at the right time.

              I walked into the kitchen to see that he poured two glasses of wine, and I was panicking at how I was going to dodge it. “Hey babe, thought you might like a glass before we head out” “I’m still not feeling well, can I pass?” “Yeah sure, do you want to cancel tonight?” “Nope! I really need food!” I wrapped his arms around his neck kissing him sweetly then grabbing his hand and pulling him out the door. Jensen and Danni were waiting for us, and we just shared a look of pure excitement.

              We grabbed our usual booth while the boys were signing some autographs for a few fans, I was always happy to meet fans of the show. We knew what the boys would order so we just gave our order and ordered our drinks. It was time to reveal the secret, I took off the flannel just as the boys reached the table, hoping they would get it. Both stood there for a couple of minutes trying to figure it out. “Wait I know the song but…” “HOLY CRAP!!! REALLY?” I nodded at my husband who had tears forming in his eyes. “That’s why you haven’t felt good”

              Jensen was over the moon for us completely, I could see tears in his eyes as well at how happy he was for both of us. For some reason, the food tonight tasted so much better than before, Jared kept saying it was because I had a Padalecki growing inside. I just giggled and shook my head, kissing him on the cheek. The whole night was amazing, we were celebrating after all. Before we got into the car, Jensen hugged me tight and whispered how happy he was for us.

              I started tearing up immediately, Jensen was like a brother to me and to hear that made me the happiest person ever. “I didn’t mean to make you cry” “they’re happy tears” He kissed me on the cheek and walked over to Jared giving him the same hug. We got in the car and headed home, the whole time Jared had his hand on my stomach the whole time. I could feel the joy and excitement radiating off him.

              We said our goodnights and then went into the house happy but tired. Jared stayed by my side the whole night, looking at me with awe in his eyes. I stepped into the hot water and sighed at the near scalding water. I heard the door open then close, felling arms wrap around me hands landing on my barely there bump. “I’m so happy baby, thank you” “Jare I should be the one thanking you, you gave me so much love and understanding. You’ve been there when no one else was.” He kissed me sweetly and had this look of pure adornment on his face.

              When he left for Italy, he felt terrible about leaving me and I had to get Jensen to drag his butt out of the house. I saw some of the YouTube videos and just laughed at the antics of those boys. When he came back home we decided to wait until the second trimester to tell the fandom. It was getting close to his birthday and I told him that his birthday present would be the gender reveal and he was more than happy to do that but with that plan he became a kid waiting for Christmas morning.

              It was finally his birthday and I woke him up in the best way possible, but we didn’t get out of bed until early afternoon. We didn’t have to leave until later so it was a good way to celebrate the day that he was born. We finally got out around three and got showered then dressed, excited that we would find out what we were having. Then we would do live stream and announce that there was a mini moose on the way.  Danni offered to do the reveal cake, I kept telling her that she didn’t have to but once she had made up her mind I couldn’t argue.

              When we walked in we could hear the laughter and music, happy to see our friends and family there to celebrate with us. We greeted everyone there hugging and kissing, happy to see them here to celebrate. Everything was amazing, the food, the music and the company all made the day. Danni brought the cake out as we sang ‘Happy Birthday’. Jared cut into the cake got the shock of our lives to see pink and blue. “Jared does that mean?” He nodded “We’re having twins” I could feel the tears filling my eyes, I couldn’t believe how lucky I was.

              He kissed me sweetly then noticing the tears in his eyes as well, Jensen just hugged me tightly and kept whispering how happy he was for us. Jared did the live stream and announced that we were expecting twins and that we loved everyone. Both of us were so happy and blessed to be where we were happy and starting our own family.

Has anyone thought about how Danny Phantom is basically Supernatural for children and I watched and LOVED danny phantom as a kid and here I am obsessed with Supernatural I think I might have a type

Originally posted by irrelevantgayness

anonymous asked:

Hello sweet girl! If you could spend a whole year with one Fuckpig character who would it be and what would y'all do?

I thought about this a long ass time and I seriously can give you an answer for each character if I wanted to… Maybe just a night on the town with everyone to start…

I’d go to a big ass, three day music festival somewhere with Jensen and Danni and eat pot chocolate and get a fat lip in the moshpit and lose my voice from screaming along with bands I never heard. 

I’d get dark and broody with Jared on a mountaintop somewhere, around a fire with a big bottle of rotgut to share between us, trading heartbreak, getting sad and angry and fucked up and pressing the blade of a red-hot knife into the pale skin of our inner arms. 

I’d be too be-my-daddy-dumbstruck around Jeff to even really speak much but I’d want to just hang out on the bus with him, listening to him strum a guitar and tell stories. I want to know about his life, the sordid shit (that summer he was an honest to god boyscout camp counselor), the heartbreak (Mike </3), the humor (fucking, chad, man), the thousand miles of road and the “remember that one night” is what I thirst for (since I know I don’t have any chance of him being my Daddy </3 </3)

I’d want to go out on the town with Adri and Gen. Get rowdy, get pierced, do some rails off the back of a bathroom toilet and play a game of truth or dare in the parking lot after we close the bars down. 

I’d give Chad a bath and dress him up in in my underwear and pierce his nipple with a safety pin and put cigarettes out on the back of his hand after he begged me enough times. We’d go to bed after watching the sunrise and I’d fuck him even though I promised myself I wouldn’t. (This is honestly the realest shit, lol)

I’d have a slumber party with Erica and beg her to do my make up. We’d paint our nails and I’d braid her hair and we’d binge watch true crime docs on netflix and listen to my insane goth/industrial music collection and w’d show one another our old high school notebooks. 

A year though, it’d have to be with Momo. This man. THIS FUCKING MAN. My favorite thing about Momo is that we included him on a whim and he has turned out to be every bit as incredible / insane / creative / fascinating in real life as he is in our fucked up little heads. I mean take away the (incredible) wife and kids and trade acting for music and pot for rock climbing and the lines BLUUURRRRR. 

No but there’s something about Jason that makes me fall a little bit more in love with him every time he’s mentioned in one of our stories. If @saltandbyrne ever writes a solo momo story I will ascend to another plane I swear to god. 

If I had a year with this man I would travel with him. I’d want to see Hawaii through his eyes, Iowa too. I would want to go to every random, exotic place we could and hit all the truck stop diners, dive bars, and seedy strip clubs in-between. He’s the kind of human I’d want to spend infinite hours talking to until six AM, the kind of human I want to take ecstasy with on some secluded beach somewhere. Go hiking off trail and swim in some freezing mountain pond and then smoke a fat blunt and fuck so loud we scare the deer away. Go to art museums and history museums and explore cemeteries and sand dunes and just enjoy existence together. I’ve got it bad for this dude, for real. 

WELP, I don’t know if that’s what you were looking for, Nonnie but A+ ask and I’m sorry it took me a minute to answer. I’m slowly but surely making it through my inbox!

xoxox,

L

  • Logical Me: It's 4 am. I need to turn off Netflix and get some sleep.
  • Fangirl Me: Oh Come on! There are only 2 more episodes of that season. You HAVE to watch them. Do this for your OTP!!!!!
  • (Netflix automatically plays next episode)
  • Fangirl Me: It's already playing so you might as well watch it.
  • Logical Me: ..but..I..I can't
  • Fangirl Me: YOU CAN AND YOU WILL!!!