danny i don't even know what you're doing

  • ***in Episode 45 of the Pokemon playthrough***
  • Danny: I won't talk, like, numbers or anything like this, but like just to show everyone what a fucking awesome guy you are. Uh, before i joined the show, and I was unemployed, I had just moved to LA. Ninja Sex Party was...in the red, shall we say? And like, needed cash to stay afloat. And we were gonna do a Kickstarter! And I told you about it; and you were like, "Dude, I'll just give you that." And, like...I almost cried. 'Cuz it was so fucking awesome of you.
  • Arin: Wasn't that in line at...?
  • Danny: It was on line for the X2!
  • Arin: *laughing* At Magic Mountain!
  • Danny: At Six Flags Magic Mountain!
  • Arin: We were getting all pumped and then we got real!
  • Danny: Yeah, and then I got very emotional; and THEN I flew on a roller coaster at 80 miles an hour backwards through fire!
  • Arin: And saw God.
  • Danny: Hooooly shit, that was a terrifying roller coaster. And I'm just grateful that I got a job right after that, like a week later. And then I got this job - the greatest job of all time - and then I didn't need that anymore. So I never actually needed...'cuz I hate borrowing money from friends.
  • Arin: Well whatever, it wouldn't be borrowing it, you'd just have it.
  • Danny: Well that'd be even worse, because...I couldn't accept that amount of money without feeling like I owed you...a great debt.
  • Arin: Yeah but here's the thing, you're my friend.
  • Danny: I know.
  • Arin: And that's just a thing that friends do.
  • Danny: You're a very rare and special guy, Arin. I don't think that's a thing that a lot of friends would do.
  • Arin: Well, then...fuck them.
  • Danny: Right?!
  • Arin: What do they know about friendship?

I need an au in which Danny grew up to become a teacher at Casper High.

He’s still fighting ghosts, obviously, but he’s got duplication down for the most part, and after burying the hatchet with Valerie some years back she’s helped a lot in curbing the amount of ghosts he has to fight on a weekly basis.

He’s still keeping his identity as Danny Phantom secret from the town at large, but he told his parents his secret in college, and in any case the town’s kinda warming up to him so that’s cool.

So for four years maybe he’s doing awesomely at his teaching job, his students love him and he has the admiration of his fellow teachers, including Lancer, who is thankfully nearing retirement.

Then one day an obnoxiously powerful ghost attacks the school and his students are freaking out and he’s telling them to calm down when he hears one of his students screaming in the courtyard and without even thinking he goes ghost flies into the courtyard and beats the ghost

into

the

ground

Just whaling on him all while yelling at him like how dare he attack the school how dare he put Danny’s students in danger

Do you know who I am?!

I’m the guy who defeated Pariah Dark!  You are nothing!

And after like ten minutes of beating this poor bastard to a pulp he goes back to the classroom, not even bothering to change back and asks if everyone’s okay.

And that’s how the world finds out that Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom.

  • Leo: CJ, how long have you been sleeping with Danny?
  • CJ: What? That is disgusting, and wrong. I don't even get-why would-I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your-you have the nerve, the audacity-Danny is a reporter, technically, and he is terrible, face-wise. And how-how do I know, frankly, that you aren't sleeping with him? Maybe you're just trying to throw me off the track. Hmmm, check and mate.