danny brooklyn

  • Danny: This envelope contains my inheritance from my uncle; he died a few months ago. He was so rich, he had a whole room just to eat in.
  • Luke: You mean like a dining room?
  • Danny: Yeah, but in Manhattan.
  • Luke: Oh, dang.
  • Danny: Now, just because I'm richer than ever doesn't mean I'm gonna forget that I was mostly raised by monks. You all get something so fire away.
  • Matt: Danny, your friendship is gift enough for me.
  • Jessica: Friendship is crap; I want a Ducati Monster 821.
  • Danny: Alright; Jessica gets a motorcycle.
  • Claire: Oh, cool. I want a fast sports car.
  • Danny: Come on; you can be honest.
  • Claire: Alright, then. I want old, expensive books; I'll send you a list.
  • Danny: There you go! Now,let's find out how much I'm worth...ah, I'm too nervous. Luke, you do it.
  • Luke: [Opens envelope] It's stock! One million shares!
  • Danny: Oh-my-goodness!!!
  • Luke: ...In Blockbuster Video stock.
  • Luke: [Hands envelope back to Danny]
  • All except Danny: [Goes back to what they were doing is disappointment]
  • Danny: What? Is that bad? I still have a Blockbuster Card! WHAT HAPPENED TO BLOCKBUSTER!?!?
4

Newsies Live

(photos swiped from the Instagram accounts of the cast IDK where they originally came from)

  • Danny: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
  • Matt: [wearing Jessica's scarf to cover his face] You people already know too much about me.
  • Danny: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.