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  • Coulson: Peter's late.
  • Ava: How did this happen? I had Luke call him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretend it was 11.
  • Danny: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
  • Sam: I set all his watches and clocks to say PM when it’s really AM.
  • Ava: Oh, boy. We may have overdone it.
  • Peter: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Danny Rand
  • Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Luke Cage
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Sam Alexander
  • Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Ava Ayala
  • Sinnamon roll: Peter Parker
  • Fury: So. Who broke the plane? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
  • Sam: I did. I broke it…
  • Fury: No. No, you didn’t. Luke?
  • Luke: Don’t look at me. Look at Peter.
  • Peter: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Luke: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Peter: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Luke: Suspicious.
  • Peter: No, it’s not!
  • Danny: If it matters, probably not… Deadpool was the last one to use it.
  • Deadpool: Liar! I didn't even want this crap!
  • Danny: Oh really? Then what were you doing flying it around earlier?
  • Deadpool: So what flying is the only good thing about working with you people!
  • Sam: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me fix it, Fury.
  • Fury: No. Who broke it?
  • Peter: [whispering] Fury, Ava has been awfully quiet…
  • Ava: Really?!
  • Peter: Yeah, really!
  • Fury: I broke it. The corner of it hurt my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little relaxed around here.