dankster

a normal coversation between error and gaster
  • error: *walks into the void holding blueberry* DAD!IM HOME! AND I KIDNAPPED A CUTE THING SO DONT FUCK SHIT UP!!
  • gaster: *sitting in the corner*
  • error: *walks over to him* what are you doing?
  • gaster: *slowly turns to look at error. his face is covered in toothpaste*
  • error: dad...wtf?
  • gaster: im so high right now son!!!
  • error: dad no
  • gaster: dad yes
  • error: im...just gonna...go watch a movie...with blue...
  • gaster: U SELFCEST SHIPPING SINNER!!!!! WHERE ARE THE DAMN TWIZZLERS?!!!!
  • error: i dont fuking know!!!
  • blueberry: *wakes up* e-error?
  • gaster: *GO TO CHURCH YA SINNERS!!!!
  • error: U FUKING WHISPERS THINGS TO CLASSIC SANS ABOUT FONTCEST IN HIS SLEEP!!!!
  • gaster: ALL MAH SONS ARE GAY!!!!
  • blueberry: error im scared and u havent even put on the movie yet
  • error: trust me i m too
  • gaster: TO THE INTERNET!!!
  • error: *flips off gaster* SO LONG DANKSTER!!!!
  • what am i doing with my fucking life help me plz