danish krone

anonymous asked:

Ikke alle steder i Danmark bruger de kroner (DKK) fks. bruger de kartofler som valuta i Jylland, og roer på Lolland. På Bornholm handler de udelukkende i madder af Sol Over Gudhjem. I københavnsområdet er de begyndte at betale med Apple produkter, og i Roskilde bruger de helst vikinge fund. Fyn er der ingen der ved noget om, for ingen kan lide fynboerne og undgår helst muligt at tale med dem. This is true

English translation:
“Not in all parts of Denmark do they use the Danish krone (DKK), for example in Jutland they use potatoes as currency and in Lolland they use paddles. In Bornholm they exclusively deal in products of ‘Sol Over Gudhjem’. In the regions of Copenhagen the citizens have started to pay by the use of Apple products and in Roskilde they prefer using Viking relics. Whilst the citizens of Funen no one is sure about what they deal in, as no one likes them, hence people prefer to avoid any conversation with them.”