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I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get [called] Harry Potter at all. Of course I do. But you know what? I’d say the split is now rather encouragingly in favour of Daniel Radcliffe, which is rather lovely. I walked past two girls on a bench the other day, and I heard them both go ‘Oh my God, it’s Daniel Radcliffe’, and every time that happens I think: ‘Yesss!’ Not because they recognize me, because they use my name.

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“Dobby knows, sir! Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy -”

“Find my what?”

“- and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!”

“What’s a Wheezy?”

“Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy-Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!”

Dobby plucked at the shrunken maroon sweater he was now wearing over his shorts.

“What?” Harry gasped. “They’ve got…they’ve got Ron?”

“The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!” squeaked Dobby.