Oh Vlad, I’ve been meaning to ask you.

((and tumblr’s ask function won’t let me ask questions using this blog))

Who is this daniellemasters?  She seems quite close to you.  Now, I know you didn’t have a daughter without telling us; you wouldn’t do that. 

Unless this is part of this little online game you’re playing with Danny?  She seems about as rude as most of the other players.