You’re making me bluuush. It’s a Dead Irish Writers reference! CJ is on dangling modifier patrol because Abbey’s husband and/or career got eaten. One thing Sorkin and I have in common is that we both love a dangling modifier joke.
That Ann Romney quote isn't legit, jsyk. The source is a parody news site. "News That's Almost Reliable." She would, tho, tbh. The Romneys are basically creating a world where it's impossible to tell parody from actual quotes. Help.