dangerous friendship

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No sleep we die like conspiracy theorists 👽⭐️

Also platonic Kidge is my jAM ❤️💚 Underrated friendship

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Z Nation meme | four relationships [¼]  —– Murphy and Warren

I’m counting on you.

  • Inojin: (studies Sarada's face) Oh, so that's the legendary feature my mother has been talking about.
  • Sarada: What, you mean the Uchiha sharingan? I haven't awakened it yet though...
  • Inojin: No. (makes a dramatic pause) Your forehead. It's enormous.
  • Sarada: (eyebrow twitching)
  • Sai: (has a flashback) ...Inojin run!

French Lesbian Films: Recommendations

Water Lilies (2007)

Summer in a new suburb outside Paris. Nothing to do but look at the ceiling. Marie, Anne and Floriane are 15. Their paths cross in the corridors at the local swimming pool, where love and desire make a sudden, dramatic appearance.

Breathe (2014)

It is tale of two teenage girls who develop an intense and dangerous friendship. Charlie is a 17-year-old girl tortured by doubt, disillusionment and solitude. When the beautiful and self-confident Sarah arrives and the two become inseparable, Charlie is thrilled to feel alive, fulfilled and invincible in their intense friendship. But as Sarah tires of Charlie and begins to look elsewhere for a new friend, their friendship takes an ominous turn.

Summertime (2015)

There was little chance, in the year 1971, that Carole, a Paris Spanish teacher and feminist militant, would ever meet Delphine, the daughter of a couple of Limousin farmers. But they did meet and not only did they come across each other but they fell passionately in love as well. Unfortunately, Delphine’s father fell victim to a stroke, and the young woman had no other choice but to go back home to help her mother run the family farm. Carole, who was so smitten by Delphine, couldn’t stand the estrangement and decided to join her lover at the farm. But could feminism and lesbianism easily be transferred to the countryside and its standards of the time…?

Blue Is the Warmest Color (2013)

Adèle’s life is changed when she meets Emma, a young woman with blue hair, who will allow her to discover desire and to assert herself as a woman and as an adult. In front of others, Adèle grows, seeks herself, loses herself, and ultimately finds herself through love and loss.

Secret Things (2002)

Two young women find themselves struggling to survive in Paris, street-wise Nathalie, a stripper, and naïve Sandrine, a barmaid. Together, they discover that sex can be used to their advantage, and pleasure.

Therese and Isabelle (1968)

Two young girls experience awakening sexuality in the heated atmosphere of a Swiss girls’ boarding school.

The Page Turner (2006)

The girl Mélanie Prouvost is an aspirant pianist and her parents make her application to the Conservatory. During the entrance exam, she begins with a great performance but she is distracted by one member of the admittance board, Ariane, and she fails. Years later, Mélanie, unrecognized by Ariane, becomes her page turner. And thus begins her carefully planned revenge against the woman that destroyed her dreams.

Les Biches (1968)

Architect Paul Thomas insinuates himself into the relationship of two bisexual women living in a St. Tropez villa with tragic consequences.

The Hogwarts Houses When in Danger

Gryffindor:

I will stay strong. I will be brave. I will always help my friends when they need me, no matter the danger.

Ravenclaw: 

I will read ahead. I will know the most. I will make sure my friends are prepared for the worst in their times of need.

Hufflepuff:

I will be loyal. I will be fair. I will stand against anyone, that so my friends can be safe from the pain.

Slytherin:

I will be at home. I will be surrounded by my friends. Because we all knew it was too dangerous and we weren’t risking it.

                                              From Matt’s Twitter

What do you do while pregnant at Disneyland? You hang out with your also pregnant friend, shop, & eat after riding “It’s a Small World” for the millionth time gets tiring.


                                                  @fashionkillasims

Kim Samuel Harry Potter AU

  • 500% a ravenclaw
  • values knowledge, but also understands the necessity of hard work
  • is literally perfect in everything he does
  • he’s halfblood, but was raised in a wizarding household
  • nicknamed “the brightest wizard of our generation”
  • like literally the new hermione granger
  • but you’re not in ravenclaw for your sharp intelligence or love of books
  • oh no boo you’re in ravenclaw for that firecracker wit
  • snarky and sassy af, people know not to get on your bad side
  • on the first day of school, you and samuel ended up in the same carriage on the hogwarts express
  • he as the first friend at hogwarts you made
  • and when you two were sorted into the same house, you were both overjoyed
  • you become best friends, never seen without the other
  • during your second year, he decides to join the quidditch team and of course you support him
  • you help him practice for tryouts even though you’re not great at flying
  • you find yourself slowly falling for him,,, he’s just so kind to you and of course he’s handsome and intelligent and skilled
  • but you wouldn’t do anything to put your friendship in danger, so you don’t say anything
  • during the summer, you ask your parents if you can go over to his house occasionally
  • your family is a muggle family, and his parents immediately want to meet yours
  • they get along pretty well (and of course make a couple jokes about you two dating)
  • “mom, oh my god, you’re so embarrassing!”
  • since samuel lives in a wizarding community, you’re able to practice quidditch with him
  • it’s more like you throwing quaffles into the air and him chasing after them
  • once he’s tired out, the two of you head inside 
  • he’s all sweaty and gross and keeps trying to hug you lmao
  • your parents and his become really good friends, to the point where they’ll visit his parents even if you’re not going over to samuel’s house
  • you return to school and you’re both excited to begin a new school year
  • samuel drags you to flourish and blotts when you go shopping at diagon alley, super eager to get his hands on the new textbooks
  • samuel also gets chosen to be a ravenclaw prefect
  • and you feel a bit awkward, because it’s the first time you’ve taken the hogwarts express alone, as he had to check in with the other prefects
  • the routines that you were so used to with samuel, like stopping by the library after dinner, have all changed
  • and for the winter ball, he ends up going with his prefect partner 
  • you’re slightly pissed that he didn’t even think of asking you, but you ignore it
  • you end up going with takeda kenta, one of your friends from hufflepuff 
  • during the ball, kenta goes to grab drinks and you sit down, taking a break from all the dancing
  • “you didn’t tell me you were going with takeda kenta” samuel said stiffly, taking a seat next to you
  • “yeah, well, you didn’t tell me you were going at all,” you replied, shrugging
  • “yeah, well,” he snapped, obviuosly getting mad, “you didn’t ask”
  • “Kim samuel, why the hell should i ask my best friend if he’s going to the yule ball?”
  • kenta was returning with drinks, but when he saw the two of you arguing he turned around and walked away quickly
  • “you shouldn’t just go with the first guy who asks you, though,” samuel argued back, crossing his arms, “you never know what kenta’s motives might be”
  • “oh god, don’t bring kenta into this,” you groaned, “he’s literally a sweetheart, don’t be an asshole”
  • “Oh my god,” samuel rolled his eyes, “i’m not being an asshole, you just need to be more careful and aware”
  • you glared at him, standing up, “i can take care of myself, kim samuel”
  • you stormed back to the ravenclaw dorms, furious that your night had been ruined
  • after wiping your makeup off and changing into your pyjamas, you curled up into bed, crying
  • the dorm was empty, since all of your dormmates were still at the ball
  • “(y/n)?” you heard samuel say softly
  • you rolled over onto your side and pulled the covers over your head
  • “(y/n), I’m sorry for being a jerk,” he apologized, sitting on your bed next to you. “i was just jealous of kenta and i expressed that badly.”
  • you rolled over onto your other side, looking up at him suspiciously
  • he sighed, grabbing a tissue and wiping your tears away
  • “i’m sorry for making you cry,” he said quietly, shifting so that he was lying on the bed as well
  • he wrapped his arm around you and you laid your head on his chest comfortably, a position the two of you were familiar with
  • (you would have sleepovers and such during the summers)
  • samuel started to play with your hair, gently carding his fingers through your hair
  • “(y/n), I like you,” samuel said quietly as you felt your eyes growing heavy. “I just didn’t know how to tell you.”
  • you sighed, looking up at him
  • “i like you too, idiot,” you smiled, snuggling further into him
  • you two fell asleep like that in your bed, cuddling each other
  • you two are the cuddle couple ™
  • when you start taking different classes as upperclassmen, he waits for you outside of your classroom, hugging you and giving you a quick kiss as you leave the classroom
  • in the mornings when you’re especially tired from a long night of studying, he lets you rest your head on his shoulder as you eat slowly
  • lee daehwi, another one of sam’s friends in hufflepuff, will sometimes laugh at how whipped samuel is for you
  • your parents and his are overjoyed at the news that you’re dating
  • and probably start planning your wedding as soon as they find out
  • just a generally cute and pure couple wowowow