dangerous cute

me: you’ve angered a swamp hag
my players: her name is mud gal, we communicate with her through dance and we love her

me: a warlock chants over a brazier of green flame
my players: we charm him and fill out nice comment cards for him to take back to his demon lord and then kill him

me: this stone elemental has been murdering members of this settlement and terrorizing them from a distance
my players: they’re sad and we love them

me: a roc divebombs you, roll initiative
my players: i put it in a headlock and give it a cookie. her name is jessica and we love her