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Oh noes! The gang’s trapped inside a video game!

And because Warner Brothers had zero idea how game development works, the gang has to play through every level to reach the end.

To escape a level, all they have to do is touch the box of Scooby Snacks. Easy!

They get teleported into a Roman colosseum level,

–and… well, I’m not saying that their methods of winning are inefficient, but the gang manages to…

1. Have a chariot race,

2. Get Shaggy caught in a net,

3. Do some bullfighting with a lion,

4. Waste a bunch of time chitchatting while Shaggy’s life is in massive danger,

5. Hatch and execute a plan to lock away the lion,

6. Waste even more time chitchatting while all their lives are in massive danger,

7. Cause a giant dust storm,

8. Go pole vaulting,

9. Impersonate an emperor,

and 10. Nearly get cut in half…

…all because they weren’t willing to walk the 30 feet to go touch the Scooby Snacks that were available, unguarded, literally the entire time.

Stand still and kill. That’s my motto: stand still and kill. I’m putting that on shirts. I’m putting that on mugs. I’m putting that on babies’ little fucking buggy chairs. Everyone’s gonna love it. It’s fun for the whole fucking family.
—  Jacksepticeye: Clone Drone #5 - 3/14/17 (https://youtu.be/0MvDjUV-7g8?t=6m59s)
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Trump also told Comey to consider jailing journalists

  • Trump told now-fired FBI Director James Comey during a February meeting that he should consider jailing journalists who publish classified information, the New York Times reported Tuesday.
  • That revelation — part of an explosive Times report that Trump had asked Comey to kill his federal investigation into former national security advisor Michael Flynn — was reported the same day Trump met with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, whose government has been one of the worst jailers of journalists in the world.
  • Trump’s suggestion that Comey imprison journalists was immediately met with backlash, including from the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, which called the alleged remark “dangerous." Read more (5/17/17)

kayjaydee17  asked:

Harry Potter, for the character writing meme

Things I like to keep in mind when writing Harry:
1. Cupboard under the stairs.
2. He doesn’t actually like that many people.
3. But he’d die for them anyway and not really think twice about it.
4. No one ever listens. No one ever helps. He stopped expecting them to way before the series starts. But he doesn’t start raging and shouting about it until book five, when it’s not just him but the whole world in danger now.
5. He keeps trying to find a dad, but they keep dying on him, and then he ends up in their shoes.
6. Snarky as hell

The Seven Danger Cocktails of 'Danger 5'

The Perfect Fruit Madrid

2 parts grenadine

1 part chartreuse

a pinch salt

and a fresh mint




The Perfect Heil Hitler

2 parts dark rum

crushed ginger

fill with orange soda



The Perfect Carlos Sultana

1 part dark rum

1 scoop vanilla ice cream

fill with creamy soda

finish with raisins




The Perfect Chinese Whisper

1 part rice wine

1 part lychee juice

pour over crushed ice

fill with soda




The Perfect Fruiten Kamoon

1 part gin

1 part pomegranate syrup

fill w/ pineapple juice

serve over crushed ice




The Perfect Swiss Kiss

2 parts creme de cacao

1 part vodka

pout over crushed ice

add milk

finish w/ chocolate flakes




The Perfect Beyond Chunderdome

9 parts vodka

4 parts grape fruit drank

freeze overnight

serve in plastic cups