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Sometimes superheroes are amnesic space outlaws with hearts of gold and a propensity for mayhem.

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Write a story including a set of three things

1) An island, a brick, something broken 

2) A mysterious force, a gun, an abandoned building 

3) Aliens, a cat, a motorbike 

4) Marbles, summer, a cardboard box 

5) A ghost, a childhood game, a thunderstorm 

6) A pack of wolves, a dance, a photograph 

7) A disturbing retelling of a fairytale, an empty room, a scar 

8) A natural disaster, a dangerous mistake, a missing poster 

9) A house fire, a childhood memory, a forest 

10) A lie, a fight, a trapdoor 


  1. ❛ I’m very pleased you’ve come with me. ❜
  2. ❛ If there’s anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I’ll hit them in the face. ❜
  3. ❛ When a monster stops behaving like a monster, does it stop being a monster? Does it become something else? ❜
  4. ❛ How absurd it is that the weakest and most vulnerable of people - girls, women - go unarmed and are taught nothing of fighting, while the strong are trained to the highest reaches of their skill. ❜
  5. ❛ What are you grinning at? ❜
  6. ❛ Is the ceiling about to cave in on my head or something? You look like we’re both on the verge of an enormous joke. ❜
  7. ❛ Only you would consider the collapse of the ceiling a good joke. ❜
  8. ❛ I’m afraid to tell you what I wish for, for fear you’ll… oh, I don’t know, throw me into the fire. ❜
  9. ❛ You’re more dear to my heart than I ever knew anyone could be. ❜
  10. ❛ I’ll teach you how to defend yourself, how to maim a man. ❜
  11. ❛ Wonderful — It’s quite boring really, the way you beat me to death with your hands and feet. It’ll be refreshing to have you come at me with a knife. ❜
  12. ❛ Forgive me, I was only trying to get your attention. ❜
  13. ❛ I suppose it never occurs to you to start small. If I told you my roof needed rebuilding, you’d start by knocking down the house. ❜
  14. ❛ Almost as beautiful as you are conceited. ❜
  15. ❛ You saved my life. I’m going to name my firstborn child after you. ❜
  16. ❛ I’ve heard you can kill a man with the nail of your smallest finger. ❜
  17. ❛ Does it make it easier? To have beautiful eyes? Does it lighten the burden of your Grace, to know you have beautiful eyes? ❜
  18. ❛ It seems better to me for a child to have these skills and never use them, than not have them and one day need them. ❜
  19. ❛ I wouldn’t marry him to save my life. Not even to save yours. ❜
  20. ❛ I know you’re teasing me. And you should know I’m not easily humiliated. ❜
  21. ❛ I should have stuck to my lies. It was the truth that almost had me killed, after all. ❜
  22. ❛ When you’re a monster, you are thanked and praised for not behaving like a monster. ❜
  23. ❛ I would like to restrain from cruelty and receive no admiration for it. ❜
  24. ❛ Mercy is more frightening than murder, because it is harder. ❜
  25. ❛ Your brand of comfort bears some similarity to your tactical offence. ❜
  26. ❛ The only way for you to keep your mind straight is to run from those who would confuse you. ❜
  27. ❛ How long will you be? I’d like to show you a couple of my new discoveries. ❜
  28. ❛ I thought it was supposed to be impossible to sneak up on you. Eyes of a hawk and ears of a wolf and all. ❜
  29. ❛ I’ll protect you. You’ll be safe with me. ❜
  30. ❛ Let me explain what will happen the instant one of your men makes a move toward me. I’ll get out of the room alive, but most of the rest of you will be dead. ❜
  31. ❛ I didn’t know you were capable of such bad temper. ❜
  32. ❛ You’re afraid of your own anger. ❜
  33. ❛ What have you done to yourself? Your hair is positively blue. ❜
  34. ❛ There’s no shame in crawling when one can’t walk. ❜
  35. ❛ Don’t be ashamed. Your sadness is dear to me. ❜
  36. ❛ Don’t be frightened. I won’t die. I won’t die, and we’ll meet again. ❜
  37. ❛ The colour of sunrise? It’s the colour of blood. I am not going to wear a red dress. ❜
  38. ❛ Everyone has some kind of power to hurt people. ❜
  39. ❛ Please, at least talk to me. ❜
  40. ❛ And how I feel? Doesn’t it matter? ❜
  41. ❛ I can’t know your feelings if you don’t know them yourself. ❜
  42. ❛ I will have a life, even though I carry this burden. ❜
  43. ❛ If I’d been trying to kill him, he’d be dead. ❜
  44. ❛ I told you before, I won’t fight when you’re angry. I won’t solve a disagreement between us with blows. ❜
  45. ❛ We’re too dangerous to each other. ❜

Been a busy start to 2017, with a move, deadlines among other things. Including these two new items. I’ve submitted these 2 poster parodies for RIPT Apparel’s  RIPTcademy awards parody poster contest - ‘Schwifty’(Arrival) and ‘Monster From The Sea’ (Manchester By The Sea) Hope you enjoy and wish me luck! :)

Look what I found!

For you younger kids, FormalWear FreeFall was a hugely influential band in the way beginning of the Zones. They played with The Mad Gear and Missile Kid back when it was just called Mad Gear. And Mad Gear would open for them, so that gives you an idea of how big a deal they were.

Half the gang got ghosted when an exterminator squad crashed the party years ago, and that was that for the band. I think the guitarist from Someone’s Son was killed, too. Back then they had concerts way too close to the city.

Anyway, this isn’t from that concert, but I’ve never gotten my hands on an old FWFF flier before. Pretty psyched. Still looking for a FWFF flier with Mad Gear… Let me know if you see one.

-Nuclear Tide.