Tw: romance mention but not with prince, food mention, Bad grammar
Witch: I’m cursing you and the only way to break it is true love’s kiss
Roman: jokes on you I’m aromantic and have plenty of people who love me
Virgil: (munching on chips) not including me
Roman: (screaming) what the heck?!?! How did you get here??!
Virgil: (still eating chips) you really need to stop daydreaming so loud. Some of us are trying to sleep. Besides the witch could still curse you, you just wouldn’t have a cure or you would have to have someone who loves you as a friend. Depending on the context of true love.
Roman: true love never implied romantic love. It just implied both partes had to truely love each other.
Logan: I’m with Prince on this. Besides romance is not the onlu form of love-
Patton: is Roman up with his daydrrams of fighting a witch again?
((I got this from a “this is the time i come out as asexual and you’re making a grilled cheese sandwich?!” prompt somewhere but I don’t remember the source. Dang it now i want grilled cheese.))
Roman: Like the banner said, I’m aromantic.
Patton: sweet!! Would you like some grilled cheese?
Roman: this is the moment i choose to come out to you and you’re thinking about grilled cheese?
Patton: i already knew you were aromantic, but i’m glad you told me! Do you want a green cheese sandwich to celebrate?
Roman: … what?
Patton: i’ve been preparing the food colors for this day. I didn’t know what sexuality or gender the others were so i bought every color i could find. Then when they come out i can make food with their pride flag colors.
Roman: ahh, that explains the cupboard dedicated to just food color.
Roman: I’m (brings a bow and arrow from nowhere) Aro-mantic
Logan: wait, aromantic or on the spectrum?
Roman (surprised): uh, aromantic so far.
Logan: romance repulsed or romance positive?
Roman: well I don’t really mind the attention but i don’t like the thought of it? I’m not sure.
Logan: huh, you’re not as romance crazed as i thought you were then. Its nice to meet another aro-spec person!
Roman: Wait, you’re Aromantic too?!
Logan: well, on the spectrum yeah. Was I not obvious?
Logan: I’m confused.
Roman: you could say i’m (puts sunglasses on and pulls out an arrow from nothingness) an aro.
1000 year old Witch: you really need to stop with that terrible joke. It’s getting older than me and makes no sense.
Roman: (throws green white and black confetti in air) I’m Aromantic
Pranks: Prince, We love you, but you need to stop making a mess.
Roman: You Can’t stop me!
Patton: (stern voice) Prince!
Roman: ugh fine. I’ll have Virgil clean it up
Virgil: no you wont!
(Someone flirts with prince)
Roman: Yes, I am fabulous thank you
Virgil: Prince, they’re flirting with you
Roman: I’m out of here.
Roman: So where did u come from?
Virgil: (not looking up from his book) hell
Roman: Dang it Anxiety, i need to learn how to flirt for this role and you are not helping.
Virgil: if the role requires for you to flirt terribly you don’t need practice.
Roman: (whining) Anxiety!!!
(Person has a crush on Prince)
Person: (says something flirty)
Roman: aww, thanks buddy!
Person: I’m flirting with you dang it.
Patton: (whispers to Roman) Uh… I think they have a crush on you?
Roman: (panics and faints)
Person: what happened?!
Patton: i haven’t the faint-est idea.
(Watching a movie with a straight girl and boy)
Logan: let me guess,
Roman: oh no… It’s coming.
(In movie: girl and boy kiss)
Both: Oh Come On!/This is gross!
Roman: Hold up, I thought you had a boyfriend??
Logan: I do. It’s just in movies i don’t like how it’s easily predictable or how they have the characters approach each other. Plus she deserves better than that fool.
Roman: Fair enough. And right?? I don’t mind romance but this is getting old. And not all boys stare at girls like that!
((Or, Logan makes a disney insult towards the movie and five seconds later Roman realizes logan said a disney insult and gasps loudly.)
Logan: yeah I’m a gray-romantic asexual.
Person: ew gross
Roman: (shows up behind person with a bow in hand, shouting angrily) Who Do I Have To Fight?
(Prince saves someone in distress)
Person: uh, I know usually the rescuer marries the person in need of rescuing but I’m not really interested in marriage for right now? And frankly i don’t think you’re my ty-
Roman: Finally!! Someone who won’t tell me to propose!! Where have you been all my life??
person: in… the castle?
Roman: (shows everyone his new puppy) this is Wilfred and i love him.
Person: i thought you couldn’t experience love?
Roman: for the last time i don’t experience romantic attraction!
Logan: So, why name your puppy Wilfred?
Roman: It just felt right.
(On Roman’s birthday)
Roman: today is the day we celebrate-
Patton: a-Roman-tic person
Roman: dang it Morality that makes no sense.
Person: i feel sad for those who can’t experience romantic or sexual attraction. It sounds so horrible!
Roman (literally came out ten minutes ago while wearing green, white and black with a white ring on the right finger.) What did you say Witch?
Virgil: you better run.
Someone send me more. i need this in my life
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