American Horror Story season recap

Murder House: Fuck yeah Jessica Lange. Boy Taissa and Evan are so cute together.

Asylum: Fuck yeah Jessica Lange. That Lana Banana is tough but she sure ain’t no cookie.

Coven: Fuck yeah Jessica Lange. Sarah Paulson and lily Rabe, preferably naked and together.

Freakshow: Fuck yeah Jessica Lange. Finn Wittrock is hott, evil but hott. Is there life on Mars?

Hotel: da fuck just happened?

NO YOU GUYS IT ALL MAKES SENSE! ryan murphy said all the seasons are connected. freakshow is supposed to be 10 years before asylum, sister mary Eunice is even supposed to make an appearance in this season and we all know pepper was in the asylum. but dandy is obsessed with killing and what i assume to be roughly ten years younger than Dr. thredson- AKA BLODDY FACE! so here’s my theory- dandy finishes his business here in jupiter and with all the freaks then goes into psychology and gets his doctorate. then he changes his name to oliver thredson and finds briarcliff!!!

Tates-Tortilla’s Masterlist 


Ik I’ve only written 7 imagines, but it’s better to start now than later lol, I’ll update it every time I post a new Imagine! :) Titles are in the brackets  :)


1. Kit Walker Imagine (Meeting Kit)

2. James Patrick March Imagine (Mr. and Mrs. March)

3. James Patrick March Imagine (Devils night)

4. James Patrick March Imagine (Hotel Cortez)

5. Tate Langdon (Go away, Tate)

6. John Lowe Imagine (Elevators)

7. Kyle Spencer Imagine (Kyle Spencer)

8. Jimmy Darling Imagine (Jimmy Darling) 

9. James Patrick March (Hotel Cortez Pt. 2) 

10. Tate Langdon Imagine (Best Friend) 

11. Kit Walker Imagine (Christmas) 

12. Tate Langdon/James March Imagine (Valentine’s Day)

13. James Patrick March Imagine (Torture) 

14. Tate Langdon Imagine (I’m Sorry)


|Jimmy Darling imagine|

“We had an opportunity to leave this hell hole and you didn’t take it?! What the hell is going on with you! You promised me we can leave this shit hole together and start a life somewhere else Y/N!” Jimmy shouted at me, “I tried Jimmy! If we left then we would have been caught and I wasn’t gonna take that risk! You should be thanking me for everything I’ve done for your ass!” I shouted back. “Shu-” He began.

“No you know what Jimmy? I’m out of here! You treat me like such shit!” I shouted as I began leaving, Jimmy then grabbed my wrist tightly dragging me back. “You ain’t leavin’ here, cos you ain’t got nowhere to go doll face.” Jimmy snarled. “Oh I’m sure Dandy wouldn’t mind if I went to his house. Now let go of my goddamn wrist!” I shouted kicking Jimmy in the stomach, I saw him tumble over in pain and this was my chance to leave now. 


I began crying on the way to walking to Dandy’s house. 

Jimmy and I had never gotten into such a bad fight before, this time it was about the freak show. Jimmy always expects me to get him out of this place but I can’t do it. I’m not his hero.

After about a 30 minute walk I eventually arrived at Dandy’s mansion and walked up slowly to the door and rang the bell. The door opened revealing a shocked but happy Dandy. “Y/N? What brings you here?” Dandy asked concerned inviting me inside, “Jimmy and I had an argument and I didn’t know where else to go, I’m sorry if I interrupted you.” I said looking down. 

“You never interrupt me Y/N, lets go up to my bedroom shall we?” Dandy said smiling and leading me into his bedroom. We entered his massive bedroom and as soon as I sat down on his bed I started crying again, my head falling into my hands. I felt the side of the bed sink down and a pair of arms wrap around me. “It’ll be okay, Jimmy isn’t worth your tears beautiful” Dandy whispered in my ear. I looked up and with Dandy’s thumb; he wiped my eyes, he began to lean in.

“Dandy I can-” I began but got cut off by his lips crashing down onto mine. 

Dandy and I started kissing. I kept thinking about Jimmy and how mad I was at him, but I didn’t hate him this much to kiss somebody else. I was about to pull away when I heard the bedroom door smash open. “Get your filthy hands off my girl Dandy” Jimmy said his voice raging with pure anger. I felt Dandy being pulled away from my lips and Jimmy got on top of Dandy punching him multiple times in the face. “Never touch my girl again!” Jimmy shouted, I’d never seen him this angry before.

“Jimmy get off him!” I shouted trying to pull him off Dandy, Dandy’s face smothered with blood. Eventually Jimmy stopped and Dandy stood up, his face was shaking with anger. “I will kill you!” Dandy shouted at Jimmy.

 ”You will kill me? Good luck with that Dandy boy” Jimmy chuckled provoking him. Dandy charged towards Jimmy, Jimmy took a full on punch to Dandy’s face and Dandy was knocked out cold.

“Jimmy, that kiss it wasn’t anything I swear he came onto m-” I began but was cut off by Jimmy kissing me. “I’m sorry about that argument Y/N I know how much you do for me and I always take that for granted doll face. I love you and you are mine not his” Jimmy said kissing my forehead and hugging me. “I love you too my love” I said hugging him back.


My Benj

Just grabbing a quick dinner before I go back to see Benjy and see the lactation consultant, but I thought I’d tell you a bit about him while I have a second.

-He came out initiating his own breaths but needed immediate breathing support to keep his oxygen levels up. He’s had to move on to the oscillator since though because the vent wasn’t enough for him and causes damage long term. He doesn’t need to breathe himself on this, but he sometimes has a little go anyway,
-They turned down the amount of oxygen last night though, from in the 90s to somewhere between 30 and 40, so a lot of his oxygen saturation is his own work.
-His lungs and breathing are his main hurdle considering he’s so early and he wasn’t supposed to be able to breath anyway, so as well as the oscillating vent he is also getting help from nitrous oxide and he has also had 3 doses of surfactant.
-Exomphalos wise, when he came out the sac was so filled with fluid that it was too large and fragile to leave, so they did a quick surgery to pierce the membrane and stitched it back up tightly around the organs. There has been a certain amount of leakage and they’re currently working on differentiating his urine output from leaky fluid
-He was over 2kg when he was born, but once the defect had been drained he was 1.5kg, and now his fluids have settled he’s 1.8kg (that’s near enough 4lbs!)
-To let the oscillator do it’s work and make sure he’s not in pain, he’s on 20mls of morphine. This doesn’t completely sedate him, but it stops him from fighting the machine. He’s still able to open his eyes and look at us, grab our fingers, wave his arms and legs, suckle on the air and react to our voices. He was on a sedative last night for a short while that completely paralysed him, but he doesn’t need it at the moment.
-At first he had a small blood pressure problem that they could manage with extra fluids, but now he’s on 0.1mls of adrenaline to keep it up where it should be.
-He gets his nutrition via TPN at the moment, which is a blend of fats and other things he needs given intraveniously. Once they are happy that the fluids being drained from his stomach have gone clear enough then he’ll be able to start having my breast milk through a tube. Just now I give him some on his lips and tongue on the end of a cotton bud for comfort and familiarity for him. 
-It’s impossible to tell just yet how much his brain defect will affect him, it doesn’t seem to be causing any problems with his stability but it’s a wait and see game.
-His heart is working perfectly on it’s own, and his healthy pink colour is all him, no help there 



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Chiari and Dandy-Walker syndromes represent 2 distinct spectrums of developmental hindbrain anomalies. MRI images of Chiari (left, fetal MRI) and Dandy-Walker syndromes (right) are shown; in Chiari spectrum (grades I-IV) the posterior fossa is small and its contents are displaced inferiorly (orange arrow). By contrast, in Dandy-Walker spectrum(Dandy-Walker malformation, Dandy-Walker variant, and mega cisterna magna), the posterior fossa may be enlarged (blue arrow).