dandy dwarves

If Twisty Ever Told Dandy His Story
  • Dandy: So...they were dwarves?
  • Twisty: Yes, and very mean people.
  • Dandy: Couldn't you have just, you know, sat on them?
  • Twisty: What?
  • Dandy: Squash them, kill them so they couldn't hurt you.
  • Twisty: That wasn't the point.
  • Dandy: What do you mean?
  • Twisty: I'm trying...I was being the bigger person.
  • Dandy: But that is my point exactly. You are literally the bigger per-
  • Twisty: NO, YOU IGNORANT MAN BABY.