dancing on desks

So Matt said that it would take about a month of downtime for Grog to learn how to read/write like a kindergartner, yeah?

So imagine after the Conclave falls, they finally get some rest. They pop between Whitestone and Emon, spending a week or so in each city before returning to their other home. 

A primary school has been established in Emon, and one day Grog is walking along on his way to one of the dozens of construction sites. He passes by the school, and sees a little boy crying while walking home. He asks the kid what’s wrong and the kid says he was being bullied by the bigger boys for not wanting to kick a cat that passed through the playground that day. 

Grog of course flashes back to being kicked out of the herd for not wanting to kill Wilhand, so he tells the kid to describe the ones bullying him. The next day, he rolls into the playground in his finest badassery and finds the bullies. He gathers all the kids around - some of the teachers are concerned but the head teacher recognizes Grog and lets it happen - and makes the bullies stand in the middle.

The bullies are of course scared shitless, and the kid is worried about what he just started, but Grog doesn’t do anything. Instead, he gives a long lecture about mercy. He tells them about how, after all the hurt of the dragons, the most important thing is to be kind to one another and help each other up. He tells them not to emulate the dragons, but to emulate Lady Cassandra of Whitestone, who took in refugees when her own city was hurting, or Kerr the Blacksmith, who rose up to lead a community of peace, or Wilhand the Gnome, who all but adopted a young man he logically should have feared. He tells them that life needs things to live, and that those things are brotherhood and kindness. 

The bullies are suitably shamed, and after the lecture Grog lets the kids rope him in to playing with them. At some point, the Grog gets to talking with the teachers, and somehow ends up revealing that he doesn’t know how to read. “What with all the adventuring and world-saving, didn’t have much time to keep up with my studies,” he explains.

And that’s how, much to everyone’s amusement, Grog comes in the next day as the very biggest new student in the classroom, and learns how to read along with his new lil buddies.

Fromage

Some summary required

 

Will’s life is not getting easier.

He hears voices.

He asks his dogs if they hear them too, but the dogs don’t know anything about it.

 

The new killer in town is one who tried to play his victim like a cello.

Jack has the nerve to tell Will “You shake it off, get to work”. It’s important to point out the zero fucks Jack gives toward Will’s state of mind for future references.

 

So Will goes to Hannibal to discuss the case. While discussing, since they’re at it, they do this cute love dance around the desk. Actually, it’s probably just Hannibal following Will.

 

Hannibal is surrounded by patients who are potential killers or patients who have potential killers as friends.

Tobias is a friend of Franklyn’s; Hannibal goes meet him to tell him that he likes him.

And Tobias returns the favour by accepting a dinner with Hannibal.

 

Will keeps himself busy kissing Alana. Then goes confess his sins to Hannibal because he clearly feels guilty.

But puppy-Will is always forgiven.

Who wouldn’t forgive him?

Well, Hannibal sends Will to Tobias… So maybe forgiveness is a strong world.

Anyway all’s well that ends well.

Franklyn is killed

After a sexy fight scene, the first one of many, also Tobias is killed


Will is not.

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15/30 Day Bias Challenge - Bias Dancing

*softly bangs fist on desk due to not being an aggressive person* HE WORKS HARD TOO!! And he has improved! “Can’t dance line” can show you whats good

  • riarkle extremists: uM FARKLE SAID I LOVE YOU TO RILEY WHEN HAS HE SAID THAT SMACKLE HUH?! ALSO SMACKLE IS A TERRIBLE GIRLFRIEND SHE CANT EVEN LOVE HIM RIGHT WHATEVER THAT MEANS I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS. ALSO HE KISSED HER WITHOUT CONSENT BUT CORPANGA DID IT 20 YEARS AGO SO ITS OK WTF STOP HATING just because farkle stalked riley for years and doesn't care for consent and undermind her several times doesnt mean he don't love her. HE DOES. PLUTO WILL ALWSAYS BE A PLANET IN HIS ROOM DAMMIT! *pounds table*
  • lucaya extremists: ok but 🤔 riley's trash. that gross dumb terrorist looking bitch!!! she just rUINING MAYA'S LIFEEEEEEEE LOOK AT MAYA SMILING AND DANCING ON YOGI'S DESK ALL HAPPY DON'T THE BIRD WATCHERS KNOW SHE'S FUCKING DYING INSIDE. LUCAYA WAS HER ONLY SHOT AT HAPPINESS. ALSO JOSHUA MATTHEWS IS A PEDOPHILE THAT PIG LOOKING ASS NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL I WILL K I L L MICHAEL JACOBS FOR THIS. I WILL BU RN DOWN DISNEY STUDIO I WILL WAtCh me 👀
  • rucas extremists: Maya was sO flirting with Lucas she OWES her best friend angel goddess Riley Matthews an APOLOGY. MAYA HART WAS A BOYFRIEND STEALING HOE WHY DOES NOBODY READ THE BIBLE ANYMORE WHAT ABOUT #TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES. SAINT PAULNETHUS 11:90 SAID "thou shall not steal from riley matthews" LUCAS WAS TEMPTED BY MAYA THAT SHE DEVIL FROM WHOREVILLE BUT ITS OK I'M COOL CUZ WE CANON. CHASE LOVE BIIITTCCHHEESSS ALL UR SHIPS ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!
  • rilaya extremists: ............... you, sir, are homophobic. and so are you. and you. you're homophobic you're homophobic. you're homophobic. you're homophobic EVERY BODY'S HOMO PHOBIIIIIICCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT MICHAEL JACOBS IS ALSO HOMOPHOBIC IF HE DOENSNT CANON RILAYA RILAYA IS BETTER THAN ALL YOU BITCH ASS HETS #DOWN WITH ST8S 2K17 #i just watched 50 rilaya scenes and they were all gay so #also youre ableist if you ship riarkle so doNT sweaty :))))
  • joshaya extremists: guys IT'S ONLY 2 YEARS AND 10 MONTHS. MY GRANDMA AND GRANDPA ARE 70 YEARS APART IN AGE. THEY KISSED WHEN SHE WAS STILL IN THE WOMB THATS LONG GAME GUYS ITS TRUE AND REAL.FUCK YOU LUCAYA SHIPPER WE WON PS. URIAH SHELTON IS INNOCENT STOP HATING ON MY SON
Reynold's Pamphlet/ Burn
  • Reynold's Pamphlet/ Burn
  • Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton
  • Hamilton
Play

Okay so this is

“Renyold’s Pamphlet” and “Burn” from Hamilton on Broadway, 11/1/15 matinee performance, with Javier Muñoz as Alexander Hamilton, Renée Elise Goldsberry as Angelica Schuyler, Phillipa Soo as Eliza Schuyler and the Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton

and I’m going to tell you why it’s such an incredible part of the musical (in a read more cause I wouldn’t shut up so sorry for everyone on mobile) 

Keep reading

The crisp winter air permeated Sebastian’s tiny corner office through the lone cracked window in the room, casting a chill in the air that occasionally scattered one of the many haphazardly stacked pile of papers sitting on his desk, all in need of his attention. Fitz, his German Shepherd, snoozed quietly at his feet while he scanned the essay in front of him, frequently marking comments and suggestions through the margins. His calendar was full of appointments with students hoping to get some one on one time with him before finals began. His phone began to dance on his desk, the vibration signaling it was time for yet another student to show up at his office. Sifting through the various stacks until he found the proper essay, he began reading through it, patiently awaiting the start of his next session. He only made it through half the paper when a knock sounded at his door. Sitting back in his desk chair and folding his hands atop his desk, he called an inviting, “Come in,” his attention focused on the door as he watched the student enter, “I assume you’re here for help, yes?”

Guilty or Innocent tag

I was tagged by @slytherin–king 

Rules: You can only say guilty or innocent. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you.

Repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent

Kissed one of your friends? Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar or tavern? Innocent (but I danced on my desk at school if that counts)

Ever told a lie? Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? Innocent

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent 

Kissed a picture? Guilty

Slept in until 5pm? Innocent

Fallen asleep at work or school? Guilty

Held a snake? Innocent 

Been suspended from school? Innocent

Stolen something? Guilty

Done something you regret? Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty

Kissed in the rain? Innocent

Sat on a roof top? Guilty

Sang in the shower? Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent

Slept naked? Guilty

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Innocent

Been in a band? Innocent

Shot a gun? Innocent

Donated blood? Innocent

Eaten alligator meat? Innocent

Eaten cheesecake? Guilty

Still loved someone you shouldn’t? Guilty

Have/had a tattoo? Innocent

Been too honest? Guilty

Ruined a surprise? Innocent

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after? Innocent

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty

Dressed in a man’s clothes? Guilty 

Dressed in a woman’s clothes? Guilty

Joined a pageant? Innocent

Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty

Still have communication with your ex? Innocent

Cheated on someone? Innocent

Got totally drunk one night when you had an important exam the next morning? Innocent

A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? Innocent

Got so angry that you cried? Guilty

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? Innocent

Actually murdered someone? Innocent

Thought about mass murder? Guilty

Actually committed a mass murder? Innocent

Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? Guilty

Stalked someone? Guilty(kinda)

Had a girlfriend? Innocent

Had a boyfriend? Innocent

Totally drunk during a holiday? Innocent

I know, I am not an interesting person, but what can I do about it? Commit mass murder? I mean, that would TOTALLY make me at least interesting xD 

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found a random little bmw / gmw parallel!
  • *Topanga doesn't say the pledge of allegiance*
  • Feeny to Cory: Do you think it's weird to engage in social protest?
  • Cory: I think it's weird to pick on me when she didn't say the pledge of allegiance.
  • Feeny: Well, Mr Matthews, it seems that you and Ms Lawrence have opposing positions for this mornings debate.
  • Cory: Uh oh.
  • Minkus: You've been set up, Bud.
  • Cory to Topanga: Mr Feeny told you not to say the pledge?
  • *Topanga turns to Cory and smiles*
  • ----
  • Cory: Read the card.
  • Maya: Huh?
  • Cory: Card.
  • Maya reading the card Lucas gave her: Say get out of detention free then give worthless card to Maya then watch her dance on my desk.
  • Cory: Never assume. Look more deeply. Just because something is wrapped up all pretty, doesn't always mean it is.
  • Maya to Lucas: You were in on this!
  • Lucas: I'm Ranger Roy and I'll be here all week.

I’m pretty sure that I’m not the only one thinking this, but you know how some of the Punch-Out!! boxers’ names are included in the credit sequence?  For some reason, I can’t help but chuckle at the thought of the boxers actually being a part of the game’s development.

Imagine (I’m only taking down boxers that I can think of doing stuff):

Don Flamenco flirting with the female game developers while trying to impress them by giving them roses, and most wreaking havoc in the men’s restroom because he’s spraying so much raw perfume.

Glass Joe acting like a shy little child, and just having a cup of coffee while sitting quietly in the lobby or break room of the studio; maybe even having pleasant chats with the development team, or checking up on progress; probably trips on some of the technology cords by accident.

Disco Kid would probably be the person who doesn’t let anyone get anything done because he’s spinning in the rolling chairs, dancing on tables and desks, maybe even blaring music to “liven up the joint.” He’d probably be a pretty good help on the background music though, or he’d be nagging the music developers to make his theme more groovy.

Bald Bull, or Von Kaiser rage-quitting after fucking up on their lines too many times.  Maybe even Mr. Sandman just flips his shit after trying one too many times on his lines, but can’t seem to get them down.

King Hippo just eats everything on the food table, forcing the studio to constantly replenish the refreshment table, or just have staff order/bring their own food.

Great Tiger and his clones, and Aran Ryan would probably fuck up everyone’s shit just for the hell of it.  Maybe Great Tiger decides to tamper with the game’s programing to make his game-self stronger than Mr. Sandman; his clones would take up all the damn seats in the break room; and Aran Ryan would have the biggest field days just pulling major pranks in the studio.

What would be cute though, is if Bear Hugger brought some of his cute little animal friends to the studio; maybe get really excited when someone shows up with their pet to work.

Super Macho Man would probably complain whenever the developers don’t program his muscles correctly; like maybe he was the one who demanded emphasis on his asscheeks in his Contender Mode intro.

Then I can just see Little Mac being such a little dork when no one’s looking; he’d make funny noises into the microphone in the recording room, and just tinker around with the sound editing to make his voice as weird as possible; spins around in the rolling chairs at sickening speeds until he can’t walk straight; and probably make everyone’s game-selves make funny faces in the game (including himself).

I think out of all of the boxers present, Piston Hondo would be the only other boxer who would actually help get shit done, and do things at a more progressive rate.  Next to Piston, Von Kaiser would most likely be slightly better about his voice recordings despite the occasional re-take.

Doc would probably hog all of the chocolate foods and drinks; and probably spend a fortune on the candy vending machines.

Can we imagine a world where musical theatre rules actually applied?

Like from the Buffy episode, ‘Once More With Feeling’, but instead of just being a temporary phenomenon, quickly resolved, this was one of? For as long as recorded history, people would sometimes just be seized by the urge to break into song and choreographed dance numbers? I’m just trying to picture what that would be like.

  • It’s generally a lot harder to keep secrets, because people find themselves under this compulsion to sing about their innermost feelings, often in public.

  • There are celebrations whenever kids get their first big solo song.

  • “How was your math test today, honey?” 
    “Well, I think it started out today, but then Carlos had this big number about following his dreams, and all the papers got messed up when we started tap-dancing on the desks, so it’s been moved to next Friday”

  • Pretty much every big event will inevitably have at least one musical number. During big sports games, arguments from commentators will turn into songs. Morning talk shows are filled with jaunty pop tunes. Political debates are all songs (though rarely very pleasant ones). 

  • Music theory is considered an essential topic at school. 

  • ‘Songless’ movies being considered these really fringe and pretentious things, thought to be boring and unrealistic by most people. 

  • People feeling really insecure about their singing and dancing skills.

  • On that topic, there being special support groups for Mute, Deaf and physically disabled people who find it a lot harder to connect.

  • There are all sorts of PSAs about safe dancing techniques.

  • “Tommy, I do like you, but…we’ve been dating for over a year and we still haven’t had a romantic duet.”
    “Babe, that doesn’t matter!”
    “I’m sorry. But I just don’t think we harmonize. It’s over.”