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danbutt  asked:

"where the fuck is Carmen sandingo" you screan out the window "I'm right here sexy" she says from ur bedroom door as she takes off her bra. you look at her with eyes like bowls of milk, her big tinties glittering in the moonlight. her nipples are different size but you don't mind. "why are. you staring babe, let's make fuck" she says and she frenches you. she finger-puppets you for 20 minutes and then goes onto the balcony for a ciggie. "I'm am so lucky to have you" you say with a singel tear

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danbutt  asked:

i read somewhere that one of the religions predating christianity had a marriage ceremony that involved tying your wrists together with a piece of red string and jumping over a log, you don't see many weddings where they do that so either every single modern marriage is invalid or the definition of marriage is dynamic and that asshole (and everyone like them) needs to shut their ignorant mouth

its cute how ppl like that r like duhhrrr marriage is between a man and a woman no homosexuality is allowed but they dont bitch about like, mormons w multiple wives etc etc

regardless like same sex marriages have been around for AGES?? christians didnt fuckin invent marriage and have no right to ban gay marriage

the fucking mesopotamians had specific rituals recorded FOR gay marriages and had in their like incantation prayer book that both het and homo was great and neither was superior 

the chinese have a whole gay ass story about two dudes who fall in love and marry and shit. it was a ok over there before westernization ruined everything

the only reason marriage became so NURR MAN AND WOMAN is bc christians decided sex was only for procreation. people used to get married as fucking friends in some cultures like 

anyway the fucking christians ACTUALLY MADE A FORM OF GAY MARRIAGE TO SNEAK AROUDN THEIR OWN FUCKIGN RULES LIKE THEY DID WHEN THEY MADE DIVORCE

in conclusion theyre an idiot

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danbutt  asked:

800 empty wine bottles

god i hope its like when you use console commands in an elderscrolls game and everything just stutters for a moment after im killed and then wine bottles rain from the sky, each making the exact same noise