Mel: Dan, I love so much. Dan: I love you too.
Mel: But it doesn’t feel right. Dan: I can’t not see you everyday. I can’t not be with you. please don’t do this. I don’t want to break up.
Mel: Tell me you love me and you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Look me in the eye and tell me. Dan: I’m sorry..
Oftentimes a father comes up to me and refers to the line I said to the punk kid who comes to pick up Alicia on a date: ‘I have a .45 and a shovel. I don’t think anyone would miss you.’ A lot of men have told me, 'I wish I had said that.’
Dan Hedaya, on his role as Mel Horowitz in Clueless
Phan fluff? Dan and Phil are flatmates, but Phil has a crush on Dan.
One night, Dan gets really wasted at a bar and drunkenly calls Phil. Phil gets
worried and picks Dan up. The two of them go home, and Phil cares for a drunk
Dan. At the end of the night when Phil is putting Dan to bed, Dan slips out
that he loves him. You can decide where it goes from there. :)
A/N: This is the first Phanfiction I’ve ever posted online so please be
I felt the vibrations
through my pocket; I reached for my phone, eyes still focused on the TV screen.
murmured into the phone, his voice slurred.
“Hi Dan.” I
responded, putting my controller down and listening to him.
“Philllll… I am
haaaaving the beest…” He stopped to hiccup. “Best time tonight!”
“I’m glad to hear it,”
Dan laughed through
the phone, “Oh god! This club is AMAZING!”
Dan was meeting up
with some old friends from uni tonight. They had originally planned to go out
for dinner, and then maybe go out for a few drinks at a local bar. Clearly
plans had changed a little.
“ANOTHER ROUND OF
DRINKS ON ME!” Dan shouted into the phone.
Oh no… he’s drunk. He
always does something stupid when he’s drunk.
“Dan, what the hell…?”
I questioned. “Are you- are you drunk?”
“I m-m-might be…” Dan
cut himself off, slurring over his words. “Just s-slightly, just slightly
Sounded like a little
more than slightly to me.
“Jesus Dan…” I
muttered into the phone, “Where are you? Let me come pick you up.”
“Phiiiiiil,” Dan tried
to reassure me. “I’m fiiiine, don’t worry about me.”
“Just tell me where you are.”
I grabbed my coat and
left the apartment. What an idiot.
Every single time he
goes drinking he gets wasted, does something stupid, and wakes up the next
morning feeling like shit, and I’m always stuck taking care of him all day. At
the start of the New Year, he promised himself he’d stop doing things like
this. He promised me he’d stop doing things like this…
It’s not like
he’s an alcoholic, or at least, he’d never admit he was. He’s always had a bit
of problem with alcohol, and alcohol’s always had a problem with him. I’ve seen
him fixing himself the occasional drink on days when he’s particularly stressed
out, and I always tell him to stop… I don’t want him to be that type of person.
I don’t want anything to happen to him.
Dan and I have
been friends for years, and for all that time I’ve been in love with him. I
don’t mind taking care of him when he feels crappy, but I don’t want him
hurting himself… I care about him too much.
After a short bus
ride, I made it to the club. It was some weird place, I had never heard of it
“I’m just looking
for a friend,” I told the bouncer as I flashed my ID. He nodded and I went
inside. The place was packed, but thank God for me Dan likes to stick by the
I walked over to
him and watched as he chugged another shot. “WOO!” He exclaimed, hitting his
glass against the counter.
I walked towards
him, shaking my head. God, why shots? He’s always worse with shots.
shouted happily, seeing me approach him. “I-I’m sooooo glad you’re here! Let’s
dance or something.”
I shook my head,
he was such a different person when he was drunk. “Nope, come on. We’re going
Phiiiiil.” Dan pleaded. “Come onnnn. D-dance with meeee.”
I shot him a
dirty look, “What about your friends, do they all have rides home?”
Dan nodded, “Yeah,
M-mel was g-gonna be our DD.”
I nodded back, “Okay.
Let’s get you home then.”
I spent the cab
ride home in silence, Dan was talking about all sorts of nonsense. Thankfully
for me, the ride was short. We had to take the lift back up to our room, there
was no way in hell I was going to try to help with stairs.
I opened the door
to our apartment and Dan stumbled in, flopping down onto the couch. I turned on
the TV so he could have something to distract him while I went to get him some
“Have you eaten
anything?” I asked from the kitchen.
Dan shook his
head, “Not hungry.”
I sat down next
to him and handed him a glass of water, “Drink it. It’ll help.”
Dan did as told. “Come
on Phil,” He urged after taking a sip, “It’s a Saturday night, we should go
I shook my head.
He really was an idiot. “You’re not going anywhere else,” I paused, “Besides,
it’s late. You should go to bed, otherwise you’ll feel like shit tomorrow.” As
if he wasn’t going to feel that way anyway.
I helped him up
and off the couch and walked with him to his room, “I’ll be right back,” I told
him as I went to the bathroom to fetch him a bucket, he’d need it in the
morning, as well as a cold cloth, he often got overheated when he was drunk.
When I returned
to Dan’s room, he was already lying in bed, snuggled into his blankets.
“Here,” I put the
bucket on his dresser and the cloth on his bedside table, “You’ll need it.”
I turned around
to leave the room, flicking the light as I went. “Goodnight,”
That’s when I heard a soft mutter, "I love
I stopped in my
tracks, unsure if I heard him correctly. “Y-you… what…?”
“I love you.” Dan
repeated, “I do.” I could hear the smile in his voice. “You’re good to me.” He
added with a yawn. “And I love you.”
Before I could say
another word, Dan was sound asleep. I closed the door, bewildered. Dan Howell…
was in love with me? That had to have been the drunkenness talking….. or was
That next morning I
awoke to the sound of gagging and coughing, same sound as any other morning
when Dan got drunk the night before.
I walked to the
bathroom, Dan was curled over the toilet, vomiting his guts out.
“Hey buddy.” I smiled
slightly, “You feeling okay?”
Dan looked up at me, “Do
I look fucking okay to you?”
I shook my head, “Last
night was kinda crazy for you, huh?”
Dan nodded back,
flushing the toilet and pulling out his toothbrush. “Yeah. I don’t remember
My heart sank. “Nothing,
not a thing?”
Dan turned back to me,
“Why, did I do something?” He began scrubbing at his teeth, trying to get the
taste of vomit out of his mouth.
I shrugged, I didn’t
know what to say. “I mean… kind of…?”
Dan removed the
toothbrush from his mouth, “Well… what did I do?” He slurred through a mouth of
I could feel myself
blushing as I twiddled my thumbs, “You… um… you said you loved me.”
Dan’s face immediately
flushed a bright red and he spat out his toothpaste. “I did?”
He rinsed off his
toothbrush and we let a minute pass in silence, “Um… well… I mean…”
I walked closer to
him, “Do you?”
Dan’s face turned even
redder as he tried to back away slightly, “No… I mean, well, um…” He really was
an awful liar.
Oh my god. Dan Howell
I cornered him against
a wall and grabbed his hand in mine, “It’s okay.”
Dan didn’t know what
to say, and I didn’t know what to say. So I pressed my lips against his, and let
that do the talking for me. When our lips disconnected, I smiled against him, “I
love you too.”
Summary: Dan and Phil’s daughter wants to surprise them Genre: Flufffff, parent!Phan Word count: 883 Beta:theinvisiblephan (thank you for reading it even though you’re busy! ^_^) Disclaimer: I do not own Dan or Phil and I’m not saying that Phan is real. This piece of phanfiction is also a piece of fiction (stop the press!) and I’m not saying that any of this actually happened. Warnings: None! A/N: I wrote most of this at work. Nap time is a productive time. :D
Dan was editing his new video in the office when he heard running steps coming towards him and a franctic voice shouting.
tatinof is officially over and i actually cannot believe it. this tour allowed me to meet some of my best internet friends, live the best day of my life, tell dan and phil how much they mean to me, and to truly be my happiest self. i’m still amazed at all the hard work they put into this show and i wouldn’t trade that day for the world.
thank you sarah, maggie, rebecca, maddie, em, haley, kat, keily, jul, mel, dan, kristen and grace for making my experience 1008483947 times better