dan you're an idiot

Add your own language
  • English: I love you
  • German: Ich liebe dich.
  • Portuguese: Eu amo-te
  • Brazilian: Eu te amo
  • Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
  • Harry Potter: Always
  • Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
  • Dean: Don't ever change.
  • Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
  • Hungarian: Szeretlek
  • Persian: Doostet daram
  • Czech: Miluju tě
  • Turkish: Seni seviyorum
  • Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
  • Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
  • Italian: Ti amo~
  • Spanish: Te amo.
  • Loki: You have heart.
  • Augustus Waters: Okay?
  • Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
  • Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
  • Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
  • Peeta: I don't want to forget
  • Katniss: Real
  • Sherlock: You're an idiot.
  • John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
  • Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
  • The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
  • Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
  • Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
  • Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
  • Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
  • Star Wars: I know
  • Law & Order Special Victims Unit: I'd Give You a Kidney
  • Caroline Forbes: I'm afraid of you
  • Klaus Mikaelson: He's your first love. I intend to be your last.
  • Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
  • Sam Winchester: Jerk
  • Dean Winchester: Bitch
  • Cas: We share a profound bond
  • Captain Hook: You are my bean.
  • Emma Swan: Go eat your jello.
  • Bug: Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
  • Tony Stark: Give yourself 12% of the credit
  • Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
  • Loki: Sentiment
  • Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
  • Odin: HUARGH
  • Coulson: I watched you while you slept
  • Sherlock: Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
  • Link: Hyah
  • Dan Howell: No homo.
  • Tyler Oakley: You're an idiot
  • Troye Sivan: I fucking hate you so much right now
  • Phil Lester: i love you. happy valentines day dan.
  • Kristoff: I could. I mean, I'd like to. I - may I? We me? I mean, may we? Wait, what?
  • Stoick: You're as beautiful as the day I lost you.
  • Haddaway: WHAT IS LOVE BABY DONT HURT ME
6

“and an interesting fact for you all: when it comes to drawing i am actually slightly ambidextrous…which is probably just due to me getting equal amount of exercise with both arms but i d– oh…oh no, that came out wrong, didn’t it? oh no, oh that came out really wrong. oh, there’s no way i’m digging myself out of that one, is there? oh god.” (x)

If Dan was in the car with Phil:
  • Dan: I seriously can't believe you're allowed to do this.
  • Dan: No I do not want to sit in the front seat. I don't have a death wish.
  • Dan: This is the worst idea.
  • Dan: NO NO NO TURN AROUND!
  • Dan: I'm going to have heart palpitations I swear to god.
  • Dan: PHIL YOU IDIOT YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THE- Phil you spork no one should ever let you in the driver's seat.
  • Phil: *giggles*