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How Dan and Phil probably broke up #60 (Daniel's birthday edition)
  • Phil: *puts up decorations and calls dan in*
  • Dan: omg Phil this is ama- *looks at the hanging on wall that says happy birthday aniel*
  • Dan: um Phil isn't there supposed to be a D in Daniel?
  • Phil: there's going to be
  • Dan:
  • Phil: ;)
How Dan and Phil probably broke up #34
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Dan:</b> do you wanna make out?<p/><b>Phil:</b> sure-<p/><b>Dan:</b> cornflakes<p/></p><p/></p>
How dan and Phil probably broke up #56
  • Phil: Dani Snot On Fire
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The Black Cat

Summary: In which Dan Howell is gay, homeless, and also part cat, and Phil Lester is the nicest stranger ever.

Word Count: a whooping 9.3k!!!

Includes: an actual story, and of course, neko smut

this fic is for my best friend @ominousdan!!! it’s cayla’s birthday and without her birth nobody would be getting to see nine thousand words of neko!dan so please go follow her and tell her happy birthday in thanks (ily cayla i hope you love this and also me)

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a concept: mr. and mrs. lester have a bet on whether which of their sons will have kids first. every family get together, they attempt to go behind each other’s backs and hint at the concept of children with both sons and their partners, upping the ante each time until it becomes ridiculous and phil and martyn are forced to seriously consider the idea and boast about whose child(ren) will be superior, much to the barely concealed delight of their partners