dan wilkinson

If all my future husbands met
  • Me: *holding Jack's hand* well I'd like you to meet all my other husbands...
  • *walks into a room*
  • Jack Johnson: Sammy? Really?
  • Sammy Wilk: What she finds me hot as well
  • Dan Howell: Who the hell are you two
  • Michael Clifford: Oh hey Jack!
  • Jack Johnson: Hey dude, it's been ages!
  • Dan Howell: okay so how does Michael Clifford know him but I don't?
  • Sammy Wilk: I didn't even know they were friends
  • Rapmonster: Uh hi?
  • Dan Howell: OMG KIM IS THAT REALLY YOU
  • Sammy Wilk: what Kim is a -
  • Dan Howell: shhhh don't speak
  • Me: Ah finally, I can get off tumblr and do my homework
  • tumblr: but someone just reblogged a photo of Dan and Phil
  • Me: no I reall-
  • tumblr: look one about the Omaha boys
  • Me: ...
  • tumblr: ...
  • tumblr: and one of 5sos!
  • Me: I can't get away can I
  • tumblr: no.