dan why are you so adorable

The Foxes and College Yearbook Quotes:
  • Andrew Minyard: “Fuck Stickball and fuck Josten”
    • Just to piss Kevin off. Poor Day’s brain fried for a second and he went “Wait, are you changing sport?! What the fuck, Andrew! What is this stickball?! What did they promise you?!” Wymack had to be the one to tell him. 
    • Neil smiled at the quote as if he was looking at a little fluffy kitten; he got his percentage raised for that.
  • Kevin Day: “Be the Queen on your chessboard. Kings never get too far.”
    • The poor kid spent weeks polishing his quote and now Foxes spend most of their times after reading it fake-bowing in front of him.
    • Jean sends him a picture when Renee shows it to him; it’s just his own face with an arched eyebrow. Kevin answers “Fuck you”, but he smiles seeing Jeremy making faces in the background.
  • Neil Josten: “Ohana means family, and family means no one gets abandoned or forgotten - Lilo and Her Weird Alien Dog” 
    • The upperclassmen cried.
    • It took them a week to realize Neil honestly thought the name of the movie was “Lilo and Her Weird Alien Dog” because that’s what Andrew told him.
  • Aaron Minyard: “Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says -I think I’ll have an H2O.- The second one says -I think I’ll have an H2O too- and he died.”
    • he actually wanted to write “Fuck you, Andrew” but Katelyn glared at him until he changed it. 
    • Andrew gets it, but refuses to laugh on principle.
  • Nicky Hemmick: “I’m GGG: Getting Gayer and German”.
    • He employed Erik’s help, but the man is a sap and only offered romantic/sentimental quotes, so he had to find something on his own. 
    • He fought the whole editorial department to have his quote in rainbow colors and he won.
  • Danielle Wilds: “I wear steel-ettos to better kick you in the balls.”
    • It may or may not be a reference to a certain Raven and a certain banquets and she may or may not take a picture of the quote “@” him on twitter.
    • Allison, Matt and Nicky all high five her when they read it.
  • Allison Reynolds: “Pretty hurts, steals your money and burns your house.”
    • She fucking loves the Wonder Woman movie, so her other option was “Men are unnecessary for pleasure.
    • But after Raven fans trashed her cars she wanted to make a statement, that she could hit back thrice as hard. 
  • Matt Boyd: “Danielle Wilds, would you make me the honor of taking me as your Proud Trophy Husband?”
    • Yup. He honest to God asked her like that. They had actually talked about it already, stuff like “What if I asked you to get married?”, “Now?!”, “No! More dramatically and stuff, but yeah… Would you say yes?”, “Make it more dramatic than Aaron and Katelyn and we have a deal.”
    • He brought Dan the yearbook and then knelt when she was distracted reading so when she lifted her eyes there he was, with a ring and blushing to the roots of his hair. Nicky filmed everything.
  • Renee Walker: “To be kind and to be helpless are two different matters.”
    • Nicky finds it adorable, while Neil and Andrew read it for the threat it is and their smiles are creepy and dark for a moment there. Allison looks proud.
    • Jean retweets the picture of the quote and adds “@Alvarez, this is why you don’t fight her”. It’s the first tweet ever in which he “@”s someone and the Trojans are so proud they collectively send Renee flowers.
Those Four Words

Summary: “You absolute fucking prick.”

Word count: 1.6k

Rating: Teen+

Warnings: Swearing (guess it’s a little late for that though whoops I’ll just put that in the tags), food mention

A/N: Inspired by a debate between @botanistlester@insanityplaysfics, and some anons on Phanfiction Catalogue about whether Dan or Phil would propose. I, um, might have been one of those anons btw (*cough* #TeamEliza *cough*). I hope this serves as an acceptable compromise.

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Dan doesn’t bother to look away from the episode of Steven Universe they’re watching, acknowledging his boyfriend only with a noncommittal sound somewhere between a hum and a grunt. Phil’s using his ‘idea’ voice, and as it’s barely past ten in the morning and Dan was up pacing the lounge until nearly five, he has neither the energy nor the mental capacity to pay attention to anything more complicated than cartoons right now. He pops another spoonful of cereal into his mouth and hopes whatever Phil has to say is brief.

(He gets his wish).

“Marry me?” Phil says in the exact same tone he used last week when he suggested that they go miniature golfing in the middle of a typical London downpour.

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anonymous asked:

Prison AU: inmate dan becomes officer Phil's personal fuck toy at the prison.

Warning!! Smut: Inmate! Dan, guard! Phil, dom! Phil, sub! Dan, degradation, feminization, spanking, choking, daddy kink, hand jobs, blow jobs, closet sex, etc etc.

~Dan was told many things whenever he was first put into prison. He was told he would lose weight, eat less, exercise more, have to fight more, cigarettes were considered currency, all the usual stuff you’d be told before going to prison. No one, however, told him one thing in particular: That he would be a prison bitch.

~Dan had always known he was gay on some level, and didn’t much care for the idea of unconsented sexual relationships in prison, which he had also been warned about beforehand. But he wasn’t just a prison bitch to another prisoner, no of course not, a guard had claimed him.

~Phil Lester was a well respected officer, he had been working here for a few years and everyone was proud of him for his years of diligent hard work. He was a man of secrecy though, kept to himself most often, about many things, including his love life. Many of his coworkers had in the past asked him about his love life, but he never spoke about it. Again, being a man of secrecy, his love life fell under that veil.

~Dan had met Phil during his first year in. He knew who he was from the moment he saw him, the blue eyes strikingly familiar in a way that made his stomach knot up with old feeling swelling up. They had been together in high school, breaking up just before graduation due to having different career path choices, and different college choices. So they had decided it best for their relationship to just break up before making things too complicated.

~Phil was doing rounds, bunk checks were regular after an incident that happened a few weeks past. He looked through each bunk thoroughly, walking through the narrow hall and going into each one to check individually. He slowly walked in bunk 13, meeting his eyes with a pair of familiar brown eyes he hadn’t seen since he spent two years looking into them daily. Dan Howell.

~Phil smirked, deciding to play fun at their chance to catch up. “Inmate. What are you in for?” He asked, leaning on the cement frame of the small room and looking around to make sure no one noticed them before meeting his eyes back with Dan’s. “Vandalism. Mom had some asshole boyfriend start beating her, I destroyed his house, car, work area, everywhere I could. I wanted to destroy him like he had been destroying mom.”  

~Phil chuckled quietly, smiling fondly. “So. You still the same old mama’s boy I see.” He smirked. Dan scoffed softly, rolling his eyes and crossing his legs on his mattress, looking up at Phil with a grin. “Shut up.” He hummed. “I got three years for it too. In my opinion, totally worth it.”

~Phil nodded, looking around as the rest of the prisoners moved to the lunch area. No one would mind if he held Dan up, after all, he was an officer, he could do as he liked to the prisoners pretty much. He walked over and sat by him, smiling. “I haven’t seen you in so long.”

~Dan chuckled softly and nodded, looking at him. “Yeah. I haven’t seen you since you tore my heart out and stomped on it.” He murmured a little. “Seriously? Dan we aren’t 17 anymore you cannot still be brooding over me leaving you. I was going to a school 4 hours away from you. It would have been too hard!” He sighed, placing a hand on Dan’s thigh. “You know I loved you. I cried the whole time because I didn’t wanna leave. I loved you too much.”

~Dan sighed, closing his eyes and leaning back. “You shouldn’t touch me. Even talking to me so intimately could cost you your job.” He sighed again, his tone a little sad. “I got suspended for you four times in a year, lost two jobs over you, and gotten a teacher fired for you just because my dad is a lawyer. Danny, as it was before, it’d be worth it to lose a job over you.”

~Dan smiled softly, his dimple popping out and a light blush spreading across his cheeks. “I haven’t been called Danny in a  very long time. Especially not by a guy so cute.” He hummed, swaying a little from side to side and nudging Phil.

~Phil chuckled softly, glancing around again just for safety before leaning in and pecking Dan’s cheek. “I’ve missed you. And you’re flirting.” He smiled. “Oh the flirting can get much worse. Have I ever said how much I love a man in uniform? Although, looking good in the uniform isn’t the challenge. Looking good with it off is. And I can guarantee you look damn good with it off.” He smiled bashfully at his own flirting, leaning his head on Phil’s shoulder.

~Phil laughed quietly, shaking his head and kissing his hair softly. “Why does this feel so familiar? I feel like I’m 17 again and my boyfriend is trying to get into my pants after homecoming.” He laughed.

~Dan smiled sweetly. “It does feel familiar doesn’t it?” He agreed, feeling Phil’s fingers lace with his own. “Even after all these years when you touch me I get butterflies…” He smiled, nuzzling his neck a little. “That your way of telling me you got a boner or something?” Phil snickered, feeling Dan shove him over, his laugh ringing in his ears.

~Phil smiled in adoration as they calmed down from their mutual laughter, letting Dan settle back against him before taking his hand in his own once more. “You know, orange really isn’t your color.” He commented. “And what do you suppose I do about it? It’s the only attire I’ll be allowed to wear for the next few years.” He chuckled, this time a bit sadly.

~Phil smirked again, squeezing his hand. “You could just take it off sometimes. Preferably when you’re with me.” He suggested, only half kidding. “You just miss my ass don’t you?” Dan smirked back, going along with his flirting. “Oh fuck yes I did.” Phil laughed, almost snorting. “I have to admit, it to this day is the best ass I’ve ever gotten. Probably because I love the person attached to it so much..” He smiled.

~Dan flushed pink, giggling quietly and looking up at him, moving into his lap and starting to play with his hair. “I never really got over you either, as cheesey as it may sound.” He bit his lip, and Phil felt the same butterflies in his stomach he got the day he had first kissed Dan. He was so pretty, he hadn’t aged a day. Granted it had only been a few years, but still. He was just as breathtaking a sPhil remembered him to be.

~Phil smiled at him, his hopes raising. He knew he couldn’t make a relationship with Dan again, not with him being in prison and all. But he could, at the very least, get to know him again. “Yeah?” He asked, seeing Dan nod. “Yeah..” He said.

~They were dangerously close, close enough that Phil could lean in not even an inch and close the gap between them with ease. His hands shook, he could get fired and he did love this job, he didn’t want to get fired by any means. But the way Dan looked, his hair curly and longer than it used to be, his big brown doe eyes burning into him, his lips soft and pink, the bottom caught between his teeth; he was down right irresistible, and so, on impulse, he leaned in and kissed Dan with all the passion, lust, and love he had harbored for him all these years.

~Dan kissed back with the same ferocity, lips and tongue and teeth clashing in a messy, heated kiss. His eyes were practically rolling to the back of his head, his fingers tugging at Phil’s hair, trying to pull him impossibly closer.

~Phil noticed his hands starting to wander, unable to care, gripping the ass he has been still getting off to to this day. He slid his tongue along Dan’s, exploring his mouth as if he never had before, trailing over to kiss his jawline and his neck.

~Dan leaned to the side, his eyes fluttering shut and a soft moan escaping his lips. “You’re neck is still such a fucking g-spot for you huh baby boy?” He purred, nipping and sucking, but not leaving marks. Dan was letting out soft moans, the room quiet all except for Dan’s panting  and breathy moaning. “Please..” He begged quietly, desperate to be silent but knowing it was going to be nearly impossible, especially for him.

~Phil smirked against his pale skin, dragging his teeth over a vein in his neck and chuckling. “You gonna beg me baby? Beg for my cock like the slut you always are for me?” He asked, starting to unbutton Dan’s jumpsuit. Sure, they could be caught, sure this was wrong, sure this could cost him his job; But looking at Dan, his shirt halfway undone, his cock straining against his slightly chubby stomach, his eyes shut and moans slipping past his lips, Phil was reminded of just how much he didn’t care.

~Phil caught his lips for another rough kiss, slipping his hand down to grip Dan’s cock, stroking slowly. Dan nipped Phil’s bottom lip, tugging softly before moaning again, thankful everyone was at lunch and no one was around to hear the whorish noises he was making. “I’m barely even touching you.” Phil smirked. “And you’re already so close aren’t you?” He asked, speeding up his movements, swiping over the head of his cock with his thumb and collecting the beading precum.

~Dan whimpered, nodding half heartedly as he desperately bucked up his hips, trying to get more, Phil’s slow pace so delicious but so damn torturous. “More.” He begged again, leaning his head back and bucking his hips to no avail, Phil holding them down with force. “What do you want baby?” He asked, removing his hand from Dan and hearing him whine loudly at the loss, his hips still bucking up in desperation, trying to get friction to his throbbing cock.

~Dan whined again, finally relenting in understanding that Phil wouldn’t do anymore to him until he begged. And so as many times before, he dropped all pride, and begged like a whore for his rightful owner to fuck him senseless. “Please sir fuck me please! No one can make me cum like you do, please daddy, please I’ll do anything!” Tears fell past his eyes, he was so easy to work up and Phil would be lying if he said it didn’t turn him on.

~Phil smirked smugly, nodding and kissing him briefly, slipping a key into his hand. “There’s a closet down the hall. Everyone else will be outside in the yard. I’ll be there in a moment.” He instructed. “I want you naked and stretched by the time I’m in there and if you aren’t? I’ll spank that perfect ass so hard you won’t be able to sit for the next week.” He finished and Dan nodded eagerly, getting up off his lap and dashing down the hall to do as told.

~Phil waited for some time to pass before making his way down to where he knew Dan was at, opening the door and smirking to himself. It was dimly lit, the window on the door covered, but most notable of this all was Dan. Dan who was bent over a small table, three fingers inside himself, stretching himself open and moaning loudly.

~Phil walked over, slapping Dan;s ass hard and making him squeak. “You better shut the fuck up slut. Or everyone in this damn prison is going to hear you acting like a fucking whore for me. Do you want tha Danny? Knowing you I bet you would. Everyone here to know your ass belongs to me, that pretty pink cunt is for me and me only to stretch open and fucking ruin.” he smacked his ass again, gripping the soft skin. “Isn’t that right baby?” He asked.

~Dan only moaned in response, feeling another harsh slap to his ass after he didn’t respond properly. “Fuck! Yes yes you’re right daddy! I want everyone to know I’m yours.” He admitted.

~Phil chuckled, flipping Dan around and pushing him to his knees. “No lube baby. Guess you’ll just have to get my cock wet enough with that beautiful mouth of yours.” He smirked, lifting Dan’s chin to make eye contact.

~Dan nodded, unbuckling his belt and undoing his jeans as quick as his fingers would let him. He tugged down his pants, mouthing over him through his boxers slowly. He kept looking up at Phil, wide innocent eyes, as if he was doing nothing arousing whatsoever. Phil groaned quietly, the cold air hitting his hard cock as Dan pulled him free from his boxers.

~Dan slowly licked up the side, putting on a show almost, wanting to do his absolute best, but still be a tease in the process. He swirled his tongue around his tip, wrapping his lips around him and slowly bobbing down. He kept a slow pace, taking Phil into his mouth and swiping his tongue over his slit every time he came back up.

~Phil tangled his fingers into Dan’s hair, pushing him down with force and watching Dan hollowing his cheeks to accommodate him, speeding up his movements. Dan bobbed his head quickly, his tongue working over every inch of his cock, making sure he’d be slicked up enough to fuck him painlessly before Phil pulled him off. He wiped the spit dripping from his mouth, the taste of precum stuck to his tongue in a way that made him even more desperate to be filled up and fucked hard.

~Phil pulled him up by the hair, pushing him over the desk and smacking his ass once more. He slowly rubbed his tip over his slightly gaping hole, pushing in just the tip before pulling out again. “You know the drill, I’m sure..” He smirked.

~Dan whimpered, looking back at him and blinking, his lips parted and his thighs starting to shake, his breathing unsteady. “Daddy please..I love being your toy. Letting you fuck me, mark me, break me, cum deep inside me. Please. Make me yours.” He whined, and that was all it took for Phil to slam in.

~Dan cried out, tears brimming in the corner of his eyes, pain and pleasure, along with his tears, clouding his vision as he looked back at Phil. He rocked his hips back, letting himself adjust but wanting more already. Phil smirked, pulling out and slamming back in not too long after, another loud and whiny moan passing Dan’s parted lips.

~Phil gripped his ass, watching himself slide in and out of the younger male, his hips pushing back against him with each hard thrust. “So good for me baby..” He gripped with both hands, kneading his ass as he sped up his thrusts, steadily slamming into him over and over again, his hips hitting against Dan’s ass with each rough thrust into him.

~Dan was struggling to stay silent, moaning loudly, the whole room smelling of sex, and the only noise to be heard in the whole area his loud, porn star moaning. Phil leaning forward, wrapping his hand around Dan’s throat and choking him. “Shut the fuck up!” He hissed, listening to Dan choke on his own moans, silencing significantly but still sounding beautiful with his symphony of whorish moans.

~Phil kept slamming in, hitting his prostate dead on each time with precision, as if he still knew exactly where to hit to drive Dan wild. “You sound like such a fucking whore all for me baby..” He leaned down to bite his earlobe, smirking. “Letting me fuck your pretty little cunt, making such loud noises for me baby. How did I ever get so lucky?” He praised, listening to Dan have to stifle another loud moan, the pressure on his throat increasing along with his arousal from what Phil was saying.

~Phil tugged down softly at his earlobe, tightening his grip on his throat as he grew closer, the pressure building in his lower stomach. He let go of Dam’s throat, hearing him gasp and moan as he tried to get his breath back. He reached down, wrapping his hand around Dan’s cock tightly and stroking in time with his harsh erratic thrusts.

~Dan cried out, getting louder as the same heat built in his stomach, signifying he was getting closer with every hard thrust against his spot and every harsh tug on his leaking cock. He moaned loudly, hearing Phil let out a soft noise under his breath, coming hard inside of the younger male.

~Phil panted gasping a little as he came hard inside of him, thrusting through his orgasm and feeling Dan tighten around him, the younger male closing his eyes and letting out a long drawn out moan as he came as well, bucking his hips into Phil’s hand to ride out his own orgasm.

~After they had both calmed down they laid against each other, naked and in a small cramped closet, breathing heavy. Eventually they started getting dressed, kissing and saying quick goodbyes since everyone was going to come in soon.

~Dan walked away, a smile on his face and putting his hand in his jumpsuit pockets, feeling a slip of paper in his pocket. He opened it and smiled even wider. “I missed you. Maybe we could do this again sometime?” 

A/N: Alright. I wrote this while my little brothers were all next to me playing video games on my tv. So, I’m going to hell, essentially. I hope you like this! It’s 2.9 k of dirtiness. I’ve been watching OITNB lately so this was written literally bc of that not gonna lie.


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breaking news: adorable husbands finally get a puppy!

inspired by kiss-my-pikachu‘s request | more phan doodles here

Picking Daisies, Picking People

Pairing: Daniel Howell & AmazingPhil (Phan)

Genre: Fluff, Pastel!Dan/Punk!Phil

Word Count: 1100

Summary: Dan has an obsessions with flowers. Phil can’t understand it. And so, Dan plans to explain in only the best way possible. 

Author Note: Shoutout to @pantsudan for the incredibly sweet prompt

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1. I’m in love with your boyfriend.


Also if you like the oneshot, let me know and comment some prompts because I’ll do them :)

SUMMARY: Dan’s girlfriend Ella comes to stay with him and Phil for a week and Phil is shocked by how he feels about it.

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Coincidences | Dan and Phil Play: HIGHER OR LOWER
  • Phil: Oh my gosh, Dan is so annoying with coincidences. I'm like it's a message from the universe and Dan is like no, it's just a thing that has happened and if it wasn't coincidence you wouldn't have noticed.
  • Dan: But Phil is like it's such an amazing coincidence -
  • Phil: It is!
  • Dan: - therefore it must be very special and I'm like no, the universe is very big and random and if something interesting happens then it's just a coincidence and that's interesting.
  • Phil: There's a guy called Sam. I don't know him that well. He's a surfer. I've met him three times at three different airports. Like just randomly. One in Orlando, one in London and one somewhere like Spain.
  • Dan: And I say that's just very random and-
  • Phil: But...
  • Dan: - it's just funny and cool that something so random can happen.
  • Phil: I think it's destiny. I think me and Sam need to team up
  • Dan: See you don't need bullshit to get you excited about the universe. Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?
  • Phil: No, it's insane though.
  • Dan: The idea that you and this guy would both end up at an airport several times over several years -
  • Phil: It's insane.
  • Dan: - is a very small number and that's what's thrilling about... physics.
  • Phil: If I see him one more time at an airport, I'm going to go on some kind of mission.

anonymous asked:

can't wait to hear you thoughts on dream daddy leela <333

hihihihi ifjsodifsdf well you’ve probably heard wayyy more of my thoughts on this vid than u bargained for but here’s one last post of things i loved in particular. as i said in so many previous ask responses, i found dnp’s demeanor in this to be so lovely and natural and enthusiastic. they were perhaps less outwardly energetic but to me that just felt like a product of their being reasonably immersed and into the game itself and all the reading that comes with it. i loved so many bits and to make it a little easier i decided to break them up by person. i also did this bc of the volume of people who were concerned about phil being ‘off’ or seeming disinterested or irritated or any number of negative things. i just kind of wanted to make a point of the fact that so many of my fav moments were actually little things from phil as opposed to dan. also i should say ,, shout out to this game itself bc i’m genuinely loving watching it unfold. i’ve not seen any part of the game before so i had no idea what to expect. i wasn’t prepared for how uplifting the concept would be and how interesting all the characters are and i’m genuinely so excited for the next episode not jst bc it’s dan and phil content and i want to watch them play, but bc i just simply want to know what happens next!!!!!!!! so with that being said here are some of my fav moments of the vid, just a small selection of the reasons why i really adored the video overall <3

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Liveshow Part 2 (Dan x Reader)

Character: Daniel Howell (danisnotonfire)

Fandom: Phandom/Youtubers

Categories: Reader Insert, Female!Reader, Fluff

Title: Callback


WARNING: Pretty damn fluffy and cuteness overload, you’ve been warned! ;)

The silence was killing me. But what was even worse than the torture of the emptiness that filled the room was the fact that Y/N’s eyes wouldn’t leave me.

For fuck’s safe, I was probably blushing like a teenage girl!

“Can you stop staring at me?” After a long pause, I finally gathered up the courage to speak up.

I cautiously glanced at her and saw something that warmed my heart and deeply embarrassed me at the same time. The way Y/N was looking at me.

My friend was looking at me like I was the sky during the night, filled with the beautiful stars that light it all up. Like I was the most wonderful thing in the world. I could read her mind at that moment, and I knew how adorable she thought I was.

“Why are you so shy all of a sudden, Dan?” That bloody smug smirk plastered on her soft lips was so attractive that it soothed my anger.

And I was determined to keep on seething until the embarrassment eventually disappeared, but she was making it hard for me.

“I just kissed you in front of the whole world and expressed how adorable I think you are!”

“Could be worse” My friend wiggled her eyebrows, making a dramatic pause. “You could have kissed me in the lips”

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Dim Rooms & Daddy Kinks

Genre: Smut

A/N: Thank you so much, sweet anon!! I genuinely adored this prompt so much and loved writing this!! Thank you for reading my first proper fic on this blog!

Word Count: 2420

Warnings: Daddy Kink, Age Gaps (Dan’s 17 and Phil’s 21) that’s really it

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During Phil’s latest live show on the 16th of March 2017, he spent a few minutes (30.30-35.20) just ranting about his degrees and his university experience. I loved that bit so much that I wrote down the first part of the “quote” and posted it here on Tumblr and the last couple of days, I’ve just been smiling so wide at all the tags people have added when reblogging. I think it’s safe to say we all loved that bit and it brought inspiration and smiles to so many.

I’ve compiled a list of all the tags on the quote post so far. It’s quite long so you can read them all below the cut. It took ages but it was so calming to read through all the love and appreciation written in the tags. If you don’t feel comfortable being part of this list, message me and I’ll remove you immediately! I don’t mean to make anyone uncomfortable.

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Sneaky kisses

Hello, Love bugs!

Dan X Reader

I have an idea for a fic, it can be short and fluffy: Dan hugging you (reader) from behind, but you being so smol that he lifts you up and kisses you!!! Bonus: him leaning in a corner with you between him, embraced. You kissing him at the base of his jaw and him just blushing and smiling nonstop. Heart eyes Howell all the way. I’m blushing just by writing this… You are the best, and super cool 😎 ;) @sherlockravenclaw

He does it all o the time. You don't remember why it became your thing but it did. It’s Dan’s little way to remind you throughout the day that he adores you. Today you were in the kitchen trying to recreate that soup that yourself and Dan had down at the little cafe. The two of you became instantly obsessed and ever since then, it’s become the craving of the two of you. Just as you were looking at the pot as if something may change if you looked hard enough. Dan’s arms snaked their way around your waist. You were so encompassed with the soup that you were truly taken aback by the sudden contact.

“Holy shit Daniel. Are you a fucking vampire? I didn't hear you come in.” Dan smiled as he pressed his nose to the back of your neck filling his lungs with your sent.

“A watched pot never boils love.” Dan kept peppering kisses to your neck as you found your way to his hands that were wrapped tight around you. Playing with his fingers absentmindedly.Dan started to tickle your tummy that was underneath your hands making you release a string of uncontrollable giggles.You tried desperately to try and get loose but it was helpless. 

“Oh god please stop.” You could bearly breath before Dan let you go spinning you around to face him. “You are insufferable you know that right?” You pushed your nose into Dan’s as he filled the space between your lips. You could feel Dan push you lightly towards the doorway. Unfortunately, the both of you weren’t watching where the two of you were going. You ended up crashing in between in counter top and the wall beside the doorway.Even with this happening your lips never separated off of each other. Dan whispered a sorry into your lips as he continued to explore your mouth. He tasted like tea and chocolate. It was a perfect mix to the taste of the spearmint from your gum.

Even though the both of you could be considered pretty expert in the field of snogging each other you had to pull away to gain any sort of breath. “Fuck.” Dan was breathing heavily as the two of you rested foreheads together. 

“What do you do to me?” You took Dan’s hand as you placed it on your chest. He could feel your heartbeat going a mile a minute under his palm.

“Guess you are just easily wooed.” Dan’s smirk was so strong that his dimples were poking through just like you liked. His eyes went from your face to your lips. You smiled as you started to kiss up and down his jaw. You made sure that every time you got close to his dimples you gave extra little kisses to them. Just as the two of you were about to go round two for a makeout session you heard the soup on the stove start to boil over.

“Fuck me!” pushing past Dan you ran over to the stove to turn down the heat.

“Gladly.” Dan was back behind you kissing your bare shoulders then up the curve of your neck.

“Gladly what?” You say leaning into his chest as you put your head against his shoulder.

“I would gladly fuck you.” With that Dan had lifted you up and away from the stove taking you by surprise. The two of you continued to giggle and kiss like you were two teens who just learned how to make out with each other. It was pure bliss. 

The Bahamas Incident

Prologue Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Words: 7354

Chapter Summary: Dan and Phil meet the Lester family at the airport, so they can convince the family they are a couple, fly to the Bahamas. Their first day in the country sees them settle into their suite and spend time with the Lester family ahead of the next day’s wedding preparations, and the boys realise just how easy and comfortable the ‘boyfriend’ thing feels.

Tags: fluff, awkwardness, convincing the lester family, martyn is a shit, Bahamas, ‘first’ kisses

Warnings: None

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anonymous asked:

prompt: dan and phil That's it.

I don’t think this is what you meant at all but it inspired me non the less so congrats!

Dan and Phil were lying on their couch. They’d decided to do a Free! marathon and were nearing the end. Phil was enjoying the anime of course. But mostly he was thoroughly entertained by Dan’s captivation of the characters. He watched the younger man from the corner of his eye, smiling when Dan snorted a laugh or raised an eye brow, completely unaware of his observer. 

Phil often did this actually. From that first time they’d met at train station even. He remembered searching the crowd on his tip toes, anxious to spot his brown eyed brunette fan. In those early days of their friendship Dan had tried so hard to hide his amazement at being in the presence of “AmazingPhil”. But Phil had seen the blushes, the way he’d turn away when he thought he said something stupid, how he’d scratch the back of his neck in embarrassment and laugh nervously.

Things had changed so much sense then. Dan, of course, did not act that way anymore. Though Phil thought for sure that there were times when he’d noticed the younger acting differently while filming or video or in some other atmosphere. Either way, they were good now. They were best friends. They couldn’t imagine spending their every day moments with anyone else and that’s why they were still where they were at in life. The thought of waking up and not making coffee, watching Dan lazily drag his feet across the floor, rubbing his eyes and trying to ruffle his hair into a somewhat tamable state, it made Phil’s chest constrict painfully. No, he never wanted a morning without Dan there. 

On that first day they’d met in person, Phil had spotted Dan in a crowd of people, a panicked look on his face as he spun in every direction, searching. Searching for Phil. Then they’d caught the other’s eyes and everything just…stopped. For a moment Dan had stared back at him, unmoving. Then Phil had smiled and Dan had smiled widely back and they’d burst toward each other, pushing strangers out of the way, squeezing between bodies until finally they stood face to face. Phil recalled easily the desire and sensations that had coursed through him in that moment. In that moment he’d been shocked with himself, with the need the longing to suddenly kiss that young, beautiful, boy. He’d had to stomp the feelings down because he knew it wasn’t fair. At the time Phil could look and Dan and see a person, a boy, someone he was unbelievably attracted to. But Dan wasn’t in that same mental state on their first meeting. Dan was meeting his idol, not a regular person. Phil wouldn’t allow himself to take advantage of someone like that, even if he could already taste the boys lips, feel the warmth of them.

For years now Phil had pushed down those emotions. Time after time he’d fought the desire to just do something. But the time never seemed right. It was always while they were filming a video and Dan did something unexpectedly adorable, or while they on a plane and Dan leaned against Phil’s shoulder with his lips only inches away, or while they were cooking and Phil desperately wanted to slide his arms around the boys waist, or when Dan was crying in the hallway or in his room, terrified for his future and wondering if he was doing the right thing with his single life. 

Or now, when Dan was intent on watching a show and even still would look over at Phil occasionally with a grin as they shared a moment of comedy. Phil’s eyes scanned Dan. He could still see the hidden for of a nervous eighteen year old boy. But Dan wasn’t that anymore. He’d turned into someone admirable, handsome, and confidant. Phil loved Dan. He knew that, even if he’d never said it. And Phil knew Dan loved him. It was an unspoken feeling between them. 

Why have I withheld feeling more for this boy for so long? Why have I tortured my heart for all these years? Phil said to himself as he adored over Dan’s curly hair and the brightened look in his brown eyes. Something snapped in him and his stomach fluttered excitedly. That’s it, he told himself determinedly.  

“Dan.” Phil said simply.

“Huh?” Dan replied, not turning to look at his friend. 

“Dan, do you remember the day we met in person?”

Dan flickered a look at Phil, furrowing his brows and huffing a short laugh. “Of course.” He said curiously. “But why are you thinking about that when Haru is on the TV taking off his shirt?”

Phil grabbed the remote sitting in between them on the couch and paused the anime. 

“Hey!” Dan shot at him, still smiling though because this was very unlike Phil and he knew something must be up. 

“I need to tell you something.” Phil said quietly, looking away nervously for a moment as he swallowed. Dan cocked his head and the smile disappeared.

“Is everything okay?” He asked, clearly concerned as he scooted forward a little.

“I’ve been hiding something from you for a very long time. Since the day we met at the train station.”

“Alright…Okay…Well I’m sure it’s fine. I promise not to get mad. Is that what you want?”

Phil shook his head. “No, no, that’s not what I mean. I just…there’s something I’ve been wanting to do sense that day. I haven’t stopped wanting it either.” Phil lifted himself gingerly from the sofa and moved closer. Close enough that their knees touched. Dan looked down at their touching legs and swallowed, slowing lifting his eyes back up to Phil’s. 

“I…I don’t understand.” 

Phil smiled as he saw the same nervous expression pass over his friends face as that day. He was still Dan. Phil raised his hand, resting it against Dan’s cheek, stroking the soft skin there. 

“Phil…” Dan choked out, his eyes watery with anticipation and fear. 

“It’s okay.” Phil whispered as he leisurely moved toward the boys lips. He gave Dan the opportunity to pull away, to push Phil back or yell at him. But he didn’t. His breath shuttered and his hand trembled as he hesitantly laid a hand over Phil’s. Phil even paused just before their lips met, letting their breaths mingle. 

Finally though, he connected his lips to Dan’s. An immediate satisfaction rushed through him at the warm, tingly sensation. It was a slow, tentative kiss. The two moved carefully and unsure. It was even a little awkward. Even with all of that though, Phil knew that this was right. He could sense it in the way Dan pulled away for mere milliseconds before pushing his lips back into Phil’s. Phil dropped his hand from Dan’s cheek to the boys neck, resting his thumb over the pulse there beneath his jaw and feeling his heart race. 

Eventually they did have to pull away, though they didn’t go far. 

“I’ve wanted that for so long.” Phil closed his eyes briefly, savoring the wonderful feelings coursing through him. 

“I’ve been wanting you to do that for even longer.” 

Inspire me! Send me prompts! 


The phone camera buffers for a few seconds, then Arin’s face is enlarged once Dan presses the answer button. He smiles as soon as he hears the other man’s voice.

“Hey, miss me already? It hasn’t even been a day yet!” Arin teases. Dan sighed and pouted, making his boyfriend giggle and say “I’m just messing with you. I miss you too, dude.”

“I want to go back home, I want to be with you,” Dan whines, resting his head on the hotel room’s bed for a few moments.

“Are those my clothes? Did you steal my clothes?” He hears Arin ask. He turns a dark shade of red and nods.

“They-they smell like you. And they’re warm. Like you,” Dan retorts. Arin laughs once again.

“You’re fucking adorable, Dan.” Arin cooes. “I love you, baby.”

“Well…you’re stupid,” Dan yawns, then stretches out on the bed. “I’m so tired, dude, I can barely keep my eyes open.”

“Go to sleep, then. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.”


A pause, and Dan lifts his head, only to see Arin looking like he’s contemplating something.

“Why not?” Arin finally asks. “You’re tired, sleepy time for you, now.”

“I can’t fall asleep without you.”

“You have a million times,” Arin responds, scratching his beard. He isn’t upset, it’s the complete opposite; Dan can hear amusement in his voice. It’s their regular banter, fake arguing mixed with sarcasm, and occasionally has a flirtatious tone mixed in.

“Yeah, but today is one of those days where I can’t sleep without you next to me,” Dan whispers.

“Put the phone next to you while you fall asleep, then.” Arin is laughing, and while it makes Dan feel giddy, it also tears his heart that he isn’t with his loved one at the moment.

“Hey,” he hears Arin call. His eyes have softened and his smirk is now replaced with a soft, loving smile. “Four more days!” Arin sing-songs.

Dan smiles to himself. Four more days until their one year anniversary.

“And,” Arin continues, “you’ll be back by then. We’ll go on a big, fancy date and marathon all the movies on our stupid little movie list.”

Dan closes his eyes and smiles as he imagines the silly scenario which would happen about a week from now. He opens his eyes to find Arin fiddling with a pen. Figures, he was probably doodling when Dan video called him.


“Yeah, baby?”

“Can you talk to me until I fall asleep?”

“Of course. Get comfy.”

Arin watches through the awkward angle the phone is placed in as Dan turns off the lights, then undos the sheets and crawls into them. Once he’s settled himself, he grabs the phone and places it next to him.

Arin begins talking about how lucky he is to have Dan in his life, and talks about how he wonders what the future has in store for them.

“We should get married,” Dan giggles, despite being 100 percent serious.

“We should,” Arin parrots. Dan can hear his boyfriend’s smile.

“We should…” Dan trails off, his mind beginning to wander off.

Arin keeps on talking, pretending as if he’s actually having a comversation with Dan in that moment, and once he realizes Dan had actually fallen asleep, he whispers goodnight.

“Love you, Danny. Love you so, so, so fucking much.”

Arin hangs up and grabs his computer. He opens up the browser and types in “Wedding Rings and Jewellers by me and smiles as he jots down several different places, eager to visit them tomorrow.

Miles away, Dan smiles as he dreams about Arin and his’ future together.

LMAO RIP QUALITY OF GIF. HELLO ALL!!! This is my thank you to everyone who decided to follow me and help me hit 3K+ followers!
So this is my second followers forever. Since my first one a few months ago, this blog honestly grew a lot bigger than I ever imagined it to. You guys really fill my day with joy, regardless of how negative my views on life can get and I really thank you all so much for dealing with my ass. This is also a post to say that I’m probably going to be a lot less active (as some of you may have noticed) because school is starting soon and I’ll be focused on my college apps and getting good grades for the next 4 months. IF I FORGOT YOU WERE A MUTUAL PLEASE LET ME KNOW BECAUSE IM BAD AT THIS

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anonymous asked:

Ok but I'd just like to remind everyone there is liveshow from 2015 where phil starts talking about how constantly misplaces his glasses and that in the morning he apparently makes dan find them for him. Now, I don't wear glasses but presumably, I would think one would put them on their bedside table, why the hell would dan need to get them for him?This is so adorable I think about this constantly. I believe phil was wearing his black space invaders shirt in this one live show If anyone can find

wow imagine someone calling you from your bed across the hall just to get their glasses i would never ! i would only do it if i were closer : )

Heaven and Hell Between Us

Word count: 2 964

Summary: “If God only accepts ordinary people in heaven, maybe heaven isn’t such a wonderful place, after all.”

A/N: wow its been forever but im finally back !! with a fic !! i just want to put this out there, i am not christian so if there’s anything thats incorrect in this the do please tell me and i’ll try to remember it for the future!

thanks to @vanillasolitude for turning Trash™ into Quality Trash™ (and for the awesome title)

CW: Homophobia, religion, making out, swearing

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