requested by anon ;Hi :) now that Dan and Phil
are moving out of their appartment, could you write something where they become
your new neighbours? Thank you
A/N : I know they don’t really moved to an apartment (i think) but let’s go with it for the sake of the storyline c:
The apartment next to [Y/N]’s had been empty for
a while, something that was rather odd for a building in London. Not that she
didn’t mind to have the floor to herself. [Y/N]’s downstairs neighbors hardly
ever were home, so she could turn up the volume of her stereo just a tad more.
But one day [Y/N] got rudely disturbed while she were watching her favorite
TV-show. Loud screams and groans were heard from the stairs.
‘For fuck sake, Phil,’ She heard a guy say, followed by another guy laughing –
‘I can’t help it!’ Phil said, still laughing. ‘We’re both way too weak for
‘Oh, talk about yourself, will you. You’re the one that had to take all this
bullshit stuff with you.’
[Y/N] had a hard time to not burst out laughing, since the conversation was
pretty hilarious. But at the same time she did want to open up her door and yell
at the guys for interrupting her Netflix binge watch.
But she decided to eavesdrop for just a little bit longer. Judging by their
voices, they were around her age. But you never could be too sure.
So [Y/N] took out her earbuds, pushed away her laptop from her lap and onto her
‘It’s not bullshit! Those are all memories from my videos.’
‘Whatever, just lift up the box again.’ It seemed to stay quiet for a bit,
until she heard them run down the stairs again. That went on for a bit,
accompanied with occasional cursing and screams. She did hope they weren’t that
loud at night.
And what did the one guy mean with … videos.
[Y/N] could only guess what was meant with that.
The cycle of silence, shouting and running down the stairs was repeated for a
few times. [Y/N] was still not sure if she should open up the door or stay
inside the safe space of her apartment.
But, a loud BENG pushed her over the
edge and made her walk towards her front door. When she opened up, she saw two
guys standing in on the stairs, a brown box between the two of them.
‘Eh, excuse me, but what the fuck are you two doing?’ [Y/N] asked loudly so
they would understand and hear her.
The guy with the brown hair turned his head since his back was facing her, and
the one with the black hair looked up.
‘Oh, hi!’ The last one said. ‘We’re, eh, we’re moving in. Sorry to disturb you.
We’ll be done soon.’
‘Soon? Ha, wouldn’t count on that since somebody
can’t lift for shit.’ The one with the brown hair said.
‘What?! That’s not true! You just don’t have any coordination!’
‘Oh, but –‘
‘I hate to disturb your lovely conversation, but you two know that there’s an
elevator, right?’ [Y/N] said, pointing towards the steel door where the
elevator was behind.
‘Oh God.’ The one with the brown hair said, softly shaking his head. ‘That’s
just great.’ The guy with the black hair just started laughing, making [Y/N]
‘Welcome to the building.’ She grinned. ‘I’m [Y/N], by the way.’
‘Well, hi, [Y/N], I’m Dan, and that there is Phil.’
‘Nice to meet you,’ [Y/N] grinned again. ‘Need some help getting those boxes
‘If you don’t have anything else important to do,’ Phil smiled. ‘Because then
‘I was just binge watching a show, so it’s fine.’
‘I think we’ll get along just fine,’ Dan laughed. ‘C’mon Philly, let’s get this
box up the stairs.’
They got the box up the stairs, and then [Y/N] went downstairs with them to get
the last couple of boxes with the elevator. Dan and Phil both couldn’t
understand how they’d missed the lift, but [Y/N] found it very entertaining.
When all the boxes were in their apartment, they invited [Y/N] over to thank
her by paying her pizza, they all ate together.
At that moment, [Y/N] knew she would get along just fine with her new
Imagine being roommates with Phil and Dan. Well, the life together is maybe not quite easy sometimes like playing pranks on each other and stuff like that. But in the end you love the two silly boys and they love you~