dan edge

You know you’re trash when you read “x reader” stuff and you automatically read your name instead of y/n…

okay but dan being teased and edged with his wrists tied to the headboard for over an hour, getting so fucking close and having it ripped away from him, losing it and begging and whining, his head thrown back and his mouth open and his eyes shut, his hips snapping up involuntarily until phil gives in and lets him cum, fucking him so hard and rough he screams so loud the neighbors can hear ?


again taking credit from @wanderingthroughwickford for the original scary ND moments post, I have more to add from my original list!

In no particular order:

SAW - The Glowing Writing on Yumi’s Apartment Window

Not only is it reminiscent of early 2000s J-Horror at its finest, it’s also never explained in game. It must be Rentaro’s work, and based on the events leading up to that point it is indeed aimed at Yumi and not Nancy, but…why? Yumi’s already left the ryokan, why scare her more? Also, how was it done? Practical effects just like the hauntings in the ryokan I’m sure, but you do wonder anyway.

SAW - The sheer fucking emptiness of Kyoto

This is obviously a game production thing rather than a deliberate attempt at creepiness, but the sheer lack of people in the streets of Kyoto and the subway is kind of eerie. In a lot of Nancy Drew games, Nancy is in a remote location and therefore it makes sense for it to be pretty empty. In SAW we have the almost-deserted convention centre and the totally empty pachinko parlour. Sorry, but I’m getting a horrible Silent Hill vibe. DAN and VEN and also SPY have shades of this, but for some reason it’s especially uncanny in SAW.

SAW - The second bathroom

Yeahhhh. I mean of course this is the place where Nancy is attacked by the goddamn Sadako-bot, but even before that it’s a deeply unsettling place. I think it’s a combination of the extra-dark graphics., the exceptionally sinister music and the strange mist hovering over the old bath. Plus the eventual knowledge that Kasumi actually died there.This is a dark, loaded location.

SAW - The music

I did an appreciation post for the music of this game, and what it excels at is being scary. It’s threatening, creepy, sad, and at times takes direct inspiration from J-Horror cinema (I’m thinking in particular of the metal-grinding-on-metal track - don’t remember its name). One of the best ND soundtracks.

CUR - The Hooded Figure

There are many moments in CUR to discuss, and hopefully I will in future posts. But the thing that would have scared child!me the most, without a shadow of a doubt, is the black-hooded figure that appears as Nancy leaves her room in the night. Ten-year-old me was very. very scared of Dementors and would have pissed herself at that point in the game. The black-hooded figure is just such a great universal represntation of fear and of the unknown. The fact that it is walking away from Nancy rather than advancing on her is intriguing and horrifying; we cannot see its face, it is not trying to threaten Nancy outright, and yet it is still so very, very wrong. There’s also the fact that this mystery is somewhat unsolved: who was the figure? Was it Ethel playing along with Jane? It was too tall to be Jane herself

GTH - Savannah’s Story

You know the one I mean. Again, I read a lot of ghost stories (real and fictional) and this one is genuinely one of the most blood-chilling I’ve come across. It’s so short, so simple, so subtle and yet so dark. I love it.

CAP - The monster is in the castle

I enjoyed this game but didn’t find it too scary overall. What got me a little was when the game told you that the monster was loose somewhere. This is a personal horror preference of course, but one of the scariest tropes to me is “monster is somewhere, we don’t know where, but it’s near you” - a very primal fear. I think it was discussed quite well in the commentary for Coraline  - you know the monster is nearby, possibly watching you, but you can’t know where and therefore you must exist in fear. It’s a relief knowing it’s not a real monster after all. Yikes.

DAN - that mouth sculpture thing

i fucking hate this fucking thing. i hate it

ICE - The Sauna Endgame

Y’know, the creepiness of this scene didn’t really dawn on me until I actually used a sauna for the first time quite recently. This is literally the worst way to die. It’s so goddamn hot in those things, you can almost feel your lungs constricting.The dry-heat is almost unbearable, the only thing getting you through the knowledge that you will leave soon and shower off. The idea of being trapped in this human-oven-brazen-bull-hell-box, unable to leave and begging for help, is too horrible to bear.

SEA - The Ice Caves

Now I’m partial to a good horror story set in a cave, so I’m willing to accept my attitude towards caves has been somewhat coloured by fear. Even so, the caves in SEA have an eerie, lonely quality that is rather unsettling. The constant night-time setting of the game adds an extra layer of unease to me - you know that even when you get out, there will be total darkness. I haven’t played this game recently so I don’t remember the music for this part very exactly, but if I recall correctly it is quite unsettling.

MHM - The servants’ staircase from the first floor to the ground floor

(I’m assuming these are servants’ stairs, based on my somewhat patchy knowledge of American Victorian houses)

I remember seeing a post about these stairs (don’t remember who by, sorry :() and I was relieved to see other people agreeing with how strange this staircase is. It’s not altogether uncommon for servants’ passages to be bare and plain compared to the rest of the house, but this is really the only area in the game that looks like this and as such it feels kinda off. Added to the constant high tension of the game, walking through this area is far more nerve-shredding than it has any right to be.

MHM - Charlie’s Bedroom

look we can all agree that MHM is a deeply creepy game and almost every part of it is nightmare-fuel inducing. Charlie’s room is pretty cool though - until you realise the double mirror trick, and therefore that he was probably watching you as you explored the basement after hours???? yikes

DOG - Night time, particularly the goddamn forest

building off the last one, and also on the CAP scary moment, it’s fairly reasonable to assume that Emily was observing Nancy at least once as she stumbled through the forest and explored the cabin’s grounds. even at night, in the dark. she must have been sitting around without a flashlight just… waiting? like a wild animal?  can i get a “brrrrr”

White Chocolate Kisses

Summary: Sometimes Phil needs to be taken care of.

Warnings: Smut/// Tags: sub!Phil, top!Phil, powerbottom!Dan, NSFW, cock cage, edging, fleshlight, praise, all that jazz

Beta: @emywright-funpics


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Normally, Dan and Phil don’t do anything special for Valentine’s Day. Going out to dinner just isn’t them, and they can get discount chocolates the next day. This year though, Dan has plans. Lately he’s seen the way the exhaustion and stress is weighing down Phil’s shoulders. For the first time in forever, Dan gets up first and runs out of the flat to get some things for the day. He makes pancakes and wakes Phil up with a kiss on the nose and the plate, alongside of roses.

“Dan, I thought we weren’t doing anything,” Phil complains sleepily, fumbling for his glasses.

Smiling, Dan cuts up a piece of pancake and feeds it to Phil. “Yeah, but it’s okay. I’ve got plans for you tonight, sweetheart.”

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Gagging/Choking Masterlist

Boys With Sharp Teeth (ao3) - Neurofancier

Summary: It’s Phil’s wedding day. In less than an hour, he’s going to marry someone else. That’s it, unless Dan can convince him not to.

Breathe Me - planthoephil

Summary: Dan accidentally lets one of his kinks slip during sex.

Closer To God - bemydaddydaniel

Summary: In which Dan and Phil have no right to complain about their downstairs neighbour.

Hate the Sin, Love the Sinner (ao3) - intertwiningwords

Summary: (tw: homophobia) badboy!phil/religious!dan.

Help Me With My Homework - boynovak

Summary: phan hs!au, smut.

He Never Damn Missed - alltimeblowmecas

Summary: Phil edges Dan to the point that he cries.

I’m A Screamer Baby Make Me A Mute - danisnotahobbit

Summary: Smut;  daddy kink, dom/sub dynamics.

I Thought Of Angels - pianoboydan

Summary: I can’t believe I’m actually writing this. I don’t know why I thought this would be a good idea, but here I am. This was your favourite pen when we still lived together. I still don’t know why it’s your favorite. I always thought it was ridiculous that you had favourite pens, but I loved it.

Only Bad Boys Will Get Good Grades (ao3) - uglyhowell

Summary: “…Perhaps the most important thing on his list, which he had decided on the day he set foot into his English Language classroom, was making Mr. Lester’s life hell.”

Sex For Homework - uglylester

Summary: Dan is failing English Language. His teacher gives him an extra credit opportunity.

Take It Back - philipsenpai

Summary: Dan is drunk and flirts with a girl and Phil catches him, they go home and one thing leads to another… involves angry smut.

Please reblog this! I find it really horrible when Dan and Phil get harassed about Phan and remember that time when the shipping not got completely out of hand and Dan was trying to edge away from Phil a little bit to try and stop it. And it obviously upset them both a lot and we just want them both to be happy so please remember that, yes shipping is usually harmless and a bit of fun but when it gets out of hand it can really hurt people.
Ship Responsibly 😄

He never damn missed

Phil edges Dan to the point that he cries.

Yo yo, this is one of those fics I write and then read back like how did I write this, how could I put my name on this without wanting to take a cold cold shower. Enjoy x

Warnings: at the beginning phil pushes dan against a wall in anger which could seem a lil like domestic abuse but that wasnt my intention but just to warn you muah x . Also choking, rimming, swearing the usual.

Extra tags: edging, Dom!phil, blow job, rim job, toys, angry sex, daddykink

Side note: this is fucking frustrating to read due to the edging like I nearly tore my hair out just writing it so be warned.

The tv shows had now all gone to teleshopping. Phil glanced at the clock, 2:15am. Phil huffed and switched the TV off. He wasn’t going to wait up for Dan now. How dare he stay out this late without so much as a text. But as Phil began to walk out the lounge he heard the key lock in the door. He could tell Dan was trying to be quiet as he was tip toeing up the stairs. Dan turned the corner to be scared out of his bones by Phil. 

“Fuck Phil sorry I didn’t see you, you scared me.” Dan stuttered, still a little blind sided.Phil just sighed.

“It’s 2am Dan. Where the fuck have you been?” Phils voice was stern and gravelly. Phil knew Dan had been out with some university friends but Dan promised to be home by 11.

“Well I kind of lost track of time an my  phone died so…” Dan trailed off looking at the floor like a child in trouble.

“You know my number off by heart you could’ve called me on one of your friends phones.”

“Phil I’m sorry,”

“Fuck off.” Phil spat. It wasn’t like him to get this angry. Phil stormed up the stairs. He could hear Dan following him taking two steps at a time.

“Phil please talk to me I’m so so sorry it won’t happen again.” Dan mumbled. Phil turned around and pushed Dan up against a wall. His breath was hot on dans neck. 

“No it won’t happen again.” Phil kissed dans neck and made him shudder.

“I prom-” Dan was cut off by phils grasp around his neck.

“Don't interrupt me. Be undressed, on my bed in two minutes and don’t even think about touching yourself.” Phil purred. Dan did as he was told, he knows he shouldn’t love Phil in this mood but god he does. Dan scrambled on to Phil’s bed whipping off his clothes as he did. He was already half hard by the time he was ready for Phil. He couldn’t help but Palm himself gently as he awaited his boyfriend. Dans eyes fluttered shut as he imagined all the things Phil was going to do to him. “Tut tut tut,” Phil scolded from the doorway. Dans eyes shot open. “I didn’t really want to do this but since you’re set on being such a disobedient slut I’m going to have to.” Phil said, walking over to Dan. Phil opened the bottom drawer of his bedside table.

“No Phil I won’t touch myself,” Dan blurted out.

“Yeah I know you won’t.” Phil said pinning Dans arms above his head. He bound Dans wrists together with his old school tie. Dan always whined that he hated being tied up, when really it got him going like none other.Phil began kissing down Dans hairless stomach stopping and starting to leave gentle bites. Dan knew he was going to get punished for what he did so he didn’t know why was Phil being so tender? 

“Now I shouldn’t rim you because that’s a treat and you’ve been very very bad.” Phil growled against Dans stomach. Phil shifted Dans thighs apart in a way that made Dans cock twitch. “I will though,” Phil murmured.Phil licked a stripe across Dans hole and gently sucked at it, in a way that made Dan squirm. Dan moaned a little in appreciation. As Phil began to lick inside Dan, Dans moans grew louder. He wanted to grab Phils hair and pull him deeper; he wanted to grab at the sheets; he wanted to bite down on his fist but he was so restricted. 

“Daddy!” Dan groaned, this made Phil Grow harder in his jeans. “Daddy please go deeper,” this earned Dan a sharp slap on his thigh, which only made him choke a moan. Even though Phil expressed he didn’t like being told what to do when he was playing dom, he muffled his ears with Dans thighs and began tongue fucking Dans hole. Dans moans were inconsistent and increasingly loud. His quick breath was stuttering his groans of Phils name. Phil reached up and began stroking Dans cock which made the younger boy buck up from the bed.“Oh daddy I’m close,” Dan stuttered,Phil moaned to spur him on while Dan shamelessly pushed himself further into Phils face. Then as Dan was seconds away from letting go, Phil stopped dead in his tracks and sat up away from Dan.
“Phil! What the fuck?!” Dan blurted out in frustration. He tugged at his restricted wrists forgetting he couldn’t touch himself, he threw his he’s back in frustration as he began to come down. So this was his punishment.
“I’m not done with you.” Phil growled.Once Dan became soft again Phil gently palmed him. Dan was sensitive so this made him squirm. Once Dan was half hard phil put his lips around the top of Dans length. Phil began bobbing down on Dan with his hands wrapped around Dans thighs. This made Dan writhe beneath him. Dans breathing became ragged as he began to hit the back of Phils throat. He was stringing incoherent phrases and moans at the pleasure as he grew closer and closer. Dans palms were sweating and his legs were trembling. The heat in his stomach was more prominent than ever. Phil looked up at Dan, his eyes were rolled to the back of his head; his hair beginning to curl from the humidity of his own sweat; his back arched ever so slightly and his restricted hands tangled together in frustration.
Phil pulled off Dan way before he could finish. He swore he heard Dan whimper as the warmth of Phils mouth left him. Phil just sat and stared at Dan as he came down. Phil palmed himself through his boxers as Dan stared at the ceiling in disbelief. Phil crawled up to Dans wrists and began untying him.
“Please tell me I’m actually allowed to cum tonight?” Dan practically sobbed.

“We’ll see,” Phil purred. Dan sighed in relief, phils ‘we’ll see’ never meant no. Dan sighed as his hands were finally free but he was now completely limp and extremely agitated. 

“I’ll be back in a second, be hard for me when I come back.” Phil asserted.
Dan unenthusiastically began stroking his length. He wasn’t sure if he could keep this up this was killing him. Phil sure knew how to teach a damn lesson.
Dan was half hard when Phil came back in the room. He had some thing hidden behind his back. Phil could almost laugh at Dans state, he was sweating all over, his breathing was uneven, he was pink in the cheeks and he was looking at Phil as if he was angry but really he was just frustrated.
Phil climbed up on the bed and revealed a vibrator from behind his back. Dan knew he was fucked.

“Okay my only rule, if you touch your self you will not cum tonight.” Phil growled. Dan nearly cried out at Phil but they both knew that would not bode well. Phil locked eyes with Dan as he slicked two fingers with lube. It was never hard to stretch Dan as he was stretched so often. He teased at Dans rim and gently pushed a finger in. Then a second, and he began moving them to edge Dan open. The vibrator wasn’t big so he wouldn’t have to be fully stretched. Dan was now fully hard again and had his fist in his mouth so he could bite down on it to stop himself jerking off. Then he heard the vibrator begin to purr. Phil gently pushed it in and hit dans prostate spot on. Phil had mapped out exactly where it was a while ago so he never damn missed. Dan bucked off the bed when it was hit. Phil circled the vibrator on Dans bundle of nerves which caused Dan to near scream. 

“Fuck fuck daddy! FUCK-ah” Dans moans were louder than ever. His eyes rolled to the back of his head and he could barely control his mindless grinding on the object inside him. His stomach was pooling and he was practically writhing as it was all too much. Phil notched up the vibrator till it was on full power and Dan was a hot mess. He was grabbing at the sheets, biting down on his knuckles tangling a hand in his own hair. Anything to stop himself touching his cock. “Daddy please! I can’t take it.” Dan cried.The vibrator was sending constant waves of pleasure throughout his whole body and his eyes were clouding over, he was seeing spots he was so far gone. And then phil pulled out the vibrator and left him empty. Dan cried out. He opened his eyes to a blurry vision of Phil, smirking down at him. 

Dans eyes were watering. He couldn’t believe he was pathetic enough to cry in frustration but he couldn’t feel embarrassed. Phil wiped a tear that had rolled down Dans cheek away with his thumb.

“Do you want me to fuck you?” Phil asked gently.Dan nodded frantically, still with a few tears spilling. Phil was quick to lube his cock and Line up with Dan. Dan just nodded to signal Phil as he had no energy for anything else. Phil slipped in slowly before pulling out nearly all the way then slamming back in, causing Dans body to rack the bed. Phil didn’t believe what he heard at first but he was nearly certain he heard Dan sob. Phil was slamming into Dan fast and hard as the bed slammed against the wall. Dans voice was raspy;

“Daddy please please let me cum,” Phil couldn’t say no it wasn’t often Dan begged. he gave him a quick nod and before he knew it Dan was gone. His body shook as he came, it was the first time he’d made Dan scream. The pleasure ran over his whole body and he couldn’t see, his whole body fell limp. Dan didn’t even notice he was still being pounded into, until it stopped as Phil had reached his high and he too fell limp.After a few minutes of silence Dan turned over to Phil.

“I’ll never be late home again, hell I’ll never go out again. Although that was the best orgasm I’ve ever had, never put me through that again.” Dan said with a slight smile on his face.

“That’s alright I forgive you, I can’t believe you cried though.” Phil chuckled.

“I can’t believe you MADE me cry.” Dan pushed Phil gently on the shoulder. Phil just smiled in response as Dan crawled onto Phils chest and fell asleep.

Our Little Person

A/N: HEY LOOK LILY ACTUALLY PUT A FIC UP. We were crying out for more parent!phan fics let’s be honest. That’s my excuse anyway. I was inspired by my absolute favourite piece of phanart I have ever seen (x) by phantheraglama. Also, this is kind of like a cutesy filler fic before I post something not so cutesy and much more gritty and all that fun stuff. Anyway, enjoy!

Title: Our Little Person

Genre: Pure fluff/slight angst/parent!phan

Description: Dan has 3am cuddles with their favourite curly-locked little person in the aftermath of a spat with Phil. Fluff and adorable conversations ensue.

Word Count: 2490


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anonymous asked:

Hi, I've gone through the tags and I can't find this fix I remember. It was dan and phil at a party (I think they were high school age?) and they played truth or dare with a bunch of other people, and it ended up with dan sitting in phil's lap, and someone dared phil to edge dan, so phil tied dan's hands with something and edged him multiple times while he was in his lap. Thanks for your help! :)

This is actually a headcanon here! :)

- Gabriela

halsey : wife
melanie martinez : mom
dan & phil : dad’s (I am the child of a happily married gay couple)
one direction : sons (I’m proud of larry)
5sos : daddys…if you know what I mean
danny & pol : best friends
……deal with it

  • phil: do you think theres gonna be enough room for him in the bath though? bc whenever i get into a bath at my house or any hotel theres never enough room for me, i'm always like knees up or hanging over the back of it or legs over the edge
  • dan: thats because you're tall as fuck phil
  • phil: baths are just so tallist
  • dan: the number one problem that we need to fix in our society: stop bath tallism