dan e o

dan literally refused to choose between him and phil. 

you know what

that’s okay

i didn’t need a heart anyway 

i didn’t need the hydration of the tears i shed anyway


i’m f i n e 

what’s the point in censoring the middle finger [in the us version]? like, what else is gonna be behind those pixels?? a fucking bath tub? a jug of skim milk? yeah, no, my mistake, it’s definitely a jug of skim milk.

The fact that Dan and Phil could be literally anywhere right now hardcore fucks me up

i mean if they don’t want to tell us where they are that’s fine, like they’re entitled to their private lives

but that doesn’t mean the lack of the knowledge doesn’t fuck me up