dan does makeup

highlights from the video

• “I’m gonna need a friend… and I’ve only got one”

• 50 SHADES OF PHAN (followed by “k Phil hands together”)

• “oh my god pHIL”

 heart eyes howell

 love eyes lester

“I feel like thats your good side” 

• Dan doing a very spastic, nose giggle while Phil was applying lipstick 

• ear tinting

• “Let’s get a little bit more juice in there *sex noises*”

 Dan sticking his hand in Phil’s mouth

• “close your orifices”

 Lipoo Stickoo

  “You made my nose blush”

 Dan’s hyena laugh 

 *lipstick breaks* “PHIL I WAS LEANING ON YOU WHY WOULD YOU MOVE”

  *dan starts freaking out about lipstick in his carpet*

  “Why is there a cleaver on the floor?”

  Facial Sacrifice 

Fun Phil Facts:

• There is no mouth in Phil’s eye

 Phil has fascinatingly smooth cheeks

 He is very glad this video will be on the internet forever

Remember when Dan and Phil did Cat’s makeup and Dan’s side actually looked alright but Phil kinda messed up and it looked like a child had done it.
That’s what I want for their video, Phil just looking drop dead gorgeous and dan with lip gloss on his eyes or something. At the end they just laugh like children and they’d be so happy.
THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE NEEDS.