dan cat

anonymous asked:

hey i'm looking for a fic where dan and phils daughter starts her period? i know it's pretty vague but i haven't found any other ones where that happens

A Period Of Time - Dan and Phil don’t know what to do when their adopted child, Irony, gets her period.

Period Troubles -  Dan and Phil’s daughter gets her first period and so Dan texts Cat (Catrific) for help.ets her first period.

In Which Dan and Phil have a Teenager Daughter - Dan and Phil have a teenage daughter who one day comes home upset. Her dads comfort her.

- Eliza

Things we learned from PINOF8

-Phil doesn’t know how to spell Whiskers.

-Phil has an Uncle named John, Jam, Dangaland. 

-Snails breathe through their snoses.

-Dan’s dimple is approximately 17 feet deep.

-Dan has a lot of stress.

-Dan is more Yuri and Phil is more Viktor (supposedly)

-”Yo watt up it’s, Cog Boi. KILL ME”

-Water is important and Phil is hydrated. 

-They can play ‘The Internet Is Here’ with their noses.

-No Face looks great with Dan’s fringe.

-Honey comes straight from the bees teet.

-Dan doesn’t believe in the Tooth Fairy.

-Phil likes big butts and he cannot lie.

-AmazingPhil  is a ‘thicc’ channel.

-Phil’s fan account would be named “PhilsEyelash

-Dan is an ace Jazz singer.

-Dan scrubs his arms first in the shower

-Phil has a third ear, which he scrubs first in the shower.

-”His names Phil Lester, thankfully not Moe. He never made this YouTube video. He’s so perfect like a cake, He’s a better rapper than Drake.” 

-Phil put Dan’s phone charger inside of a horse.

-Dan’s butt is $$ and everyone looks at it.

-Phil has a sleepy butt.

-They each have 27 chins.

-Dan thinks sniffing a flip flop is flag worthy.

-Phil hates beginning aware of his own breathing.

-Dan can fit a whole banana in his mouth.

-Phil has sensitive lips.

-Dan can say ‘Yeah Boi’ for 26 seconds straight.

-Dan’s a ghost and doesn’t believe in humans.

-Dan can pick Phil up.

-Phil thinks he’s going to break his legs while Dan is picking him up.

-They will be back next year for number 9, unless they die.

The Black Cat

Summary: In which Dan Howell is gay, homeless, and also part cat, and Phil Lester is the nicest stranger ever.

Word Count: a whooping 9.3k!!!

Includes: an actual story, and of course, neko smut

this fic is for my best friend @ominousdan!!! it’s cayla’s birthday and without her birth nobody would be getting to see nine thousand words of neko!dan so please go follow her and tell her happy birthday in thanks (ily cayla i hope you love this and also me)

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fandoms in a nutshell
  • Superwholock: alright you're at a 10 and i'm gonna need you at a 2
  • Homestuck: ding dong the witch is dead
  • Hetalia: keep your 12-year-old USUK fangirls and your carbohydrates to your damn selves
  • Attack On Titan: your show/manga is about death and emotional trauma why are you like this
  • Black Butler: 90% emo, 10% anime newbies
  • Naruto: the original weeaboos™
  • Tokyo Ghoul: probably the chillest fandom on this list ft. endless suffering
  • the Phandom: pro tip: stop
  • Legend of Korra: lesbian show with elements and stuff
  • DanganRonpa: the mother of bizarre crack videos
  • Undertale: FnAF 2.0
  • Osomatsu-san: if you took the meme factor of DR and the sin power of Homestuck, combined it with the following of Vocaloid you would get this incestfest
  • Love Live: wh y aR e yOu ssO AGG resSi VE
  • Warriors: is personally responsible for creating furries great job Erin Hunter are you happy now
  • Percy Jackson: has more salt than the ocean like jeez
  • Haikyuu!!: a good contender for the gayest fandom out there
  • Prince of Stride: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed sta
Victorious and Diversity

So…

1) The main character is Female and Half Latina…

2) … And so is her sister

3) The Main Character’s best friend is black

4) While his other male friends are one Jewish…

5) … And an Half-Indian, Half-Canadian guy who’s also one of the coolest guys in school.

6) As for the remaining female characters, one is portrayed by an Actress of Italian Ethnicity, and is heard speaking Spanish and then at a second time Yiddish at some point in the Series…

7) … While the other one is heavily implied to be Bisexual.

The best part of all of this is that it wasn’t even intentional for this to happen.

As a Bonus Point: All characters have some kind of shitty relationship with their relatives (or just shitty parents in general), along with some kind of neuroses or problem and what can be possibly only described as a very fluid sexuality.