dan aucherbach

My first Tumblr rant:

Has anyone seen DAN AUCHERBACH’S face lately? I’m watching SNL and the little asshole shaved his beard off. Why? WHY WHY WHY WHY. He just doesn’t look normal anymore, that beard was a MASTERPIECE.

See for yourselves. 

Before:

AND NOW: 

I don’t think we can continue our relationship, Dan. Get out. Take your shit, take the kids, take the dogs. 

Okay just kidding.